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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2316406
A young woman gets herself stuck in a tight spot while trying to relive her childhood.
Twenty-five year old Sinead Watson was walking home after a long but successful day at work when she suddenly spotted the old playground she adored as a child and went over to have a closer look at it.

The curvaceous glasses young blond, who wearing a white shirt with a black sweater and black leather jacket over the top of it and a short dark blue skirt that stopped just above her knees with black tights looked around the playground and remembered all the fun times she and her friends used to have before suddenly finding her favourite piece of equipment, a climbing frame with a rather small square hole in the middle of it.

Sinead tried to climb up the climbing frame but her curvaceous hips and bubble butt prevented her from doing so she then looked at the hole and said, "I could definitely fit through there, it will be an extremely tight squeeze through," as she then tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck to the back of her mind.

The young woman placed her bag beside the climbing frame then stuck her head through the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

Sinead then tried to pull and wiggle her lower half through but it just wouldn't fit despite several minutes of trying and said, "Curse my curvaceous figure, I guess I'm just too big to fit through now," as she found a blue rose and put in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and thought about how ridiculous she must look right now.

She then tried to back out of the hole but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to as her eyes grew extremely wide upon trying to back out twice more without any success.

The young blond said, "You have got to be kidding me,maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that big lunch and second peice of chocolate sponge cake wasn't my best idea ever," as she placed her hands against the climbing frame and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Sinead said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid hole," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself stuck free again,even putting her right foot against the climbing frame for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young woman, who couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a hole in her favourite childhood climbing frame said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, I'm officially stuck, curse my love of biscuits and sweets," as she thought about calling her girlfriend Alicia or her best friend Lauren but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag.

She then decided against calling out for help in case she attracted some unwanted attention and quickly realised that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Sinead spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself stuck free again following a brief rest and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat," before suddenly feeling something sniffing at her backside and asked, "Alicia,is that you," but was extremely disappointed to hear a dog barking and said, "Oh, you're just a dog, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

The young blond began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's brand new," but still the dog continued to pull until, a loud RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Sinead's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights,exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by her lucky pink panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see as the dog went to sleep beside the climbing frame.

"Why did I decided to wear those panties today, this is officially the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," said the young woman as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off again as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Sinead said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current situation.

The young blond had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Sinead's underpants," and was horrified to realise that it belonged to her mom Mary, who asked, "Darling, why on earth is your backside sticking out of there and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated Sinead explained the entire situation before asking, "Mom, could you please pull me out of here?"

Mary, a slightly curvaceous middle-aged blond, who was wearing a short red sweater and a pair of slightly tight black jeans was shocked by Sinead's predicament and said, "Oh,you poor thing, don't worry darling, I'll happily pull you out," as she then grabbed onto her daughter's hips, leaned back and pulled and pulled with all their strength.

The young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, mom, that really hurts but please put your back into it and pull harder, I really need to get out of here."

Her mom said, "I am putting my back into it and I can't pull any harder Sinead, his absolutely ridiculous, why won't you come out of there, then suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Mary said, "It's no good,you just won't budge, I'm so sorry I hurt you, darling but that the hole just won't let go of you,I think we need more help," as she then used her daughter's phone to call Alicia, Lauren and Sinead's close friends Sarah and Keira.

They all quickly arrived and burst into laughter when they saw the young blond's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the climbing frame.

The absolutely humiliated Sinead began wondering if she should just remain stuck in the hole because she would never live this down but her mom grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry darling, we'll soon you out and promise to never tell anyone about this but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Alicia pulled the hem of Mary's waist, Lauren pulled Alicia's waist while Sarah pulled Lauren's legs and Keira pulled Sarah's shirt.

"All right ladies, 1,2,3, Heave," said Mary as everyone leaned back and pulled and pulled with all their strength as the epic tug of war with the climbing frame over her daughter began.

The young woman said, "OW, Ouch, Oh, OW, mom, that really hurts," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.

"Heave," said her mom again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.

Sinead said, "OW, OW, mom, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two, OW," as the hole in the climbing frame still stubbornly refused to let her leave.

The now determined Mary placed her feet against the climbing frame for more leverage and said, "Come on ladies, is that really the best you can do,we can actually do this, really put your backs into it, we can free Sinead, heave," as everyone leaned back and pulled, tugged, and heaved with all their strength.

The dog suddenly woke up from its nap and joined the epic struggle by pulling the hem of Sarah's short black skirt as the poor young blond was streched to her absolute limit until finally, a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Sinead was pulled from the hole in the climbing frame at last,sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the dog looked on.

The now overjoyed and very relieved young woman said, "Thank goodness for that,I'm finally free, I thought I might be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her mom and girlfriend then hugged her friends and the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I really like the flower in your hair, nice panties by the way Sinead, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Lauren.

Sinead then remembered that everyone including her mom could see her underwear and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone went to have something to eat together while laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The End.

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