Alister Starr is a writer with a mission. A very simple mission, mostly involving writing and reading any kind of smut, but a mission nonetheless. I would go ahead and list a bunch of pretentious crap about me, but I'm not! Instead I thought it would be best to write a bunch of meaningless stuff, such as-- I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies? Seriously though on a side note-- Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?