I am a young amatuar aspiring to be an author. I have dreams of being a New York Times bestseller. I also have dreams of owning a two headed turtle. I would name one head My Butt and one head Your Butt. No offense but I'd probably name the smaller head My Butt. Now that all the people who are total losers have been scared away by the previous sentences, I'd just like to say that I am awesome and leave it at that.