Acid Shit

I think perhaps
that one of the worst feelings
Is that you are about to
need to
take an acid shit

But that's not all
Because even though you though
you were just gonna
THINK ABOUT IT
After you sat down
you had no choice but to
TAKE IT

Still it's not over
not this time
This is no push splash
Game over

This is a slow gurgling
in the depths
Churning and compiling
of what could be
The worst shit of your life

OK so you are sitting there
being as patient
as a saint
for your stomach to
fucking stop!

Yeah, that feeling is pretty gross
but that is not all
Because when you finally
co ordinate your asshole
to get rid of the shit

You have to put up with the
SMELL
of an acid shit
OH YEAH
And if you thought that
ODOR
was the end
You were sadly mistaken
my friend

Because you turned around
and LOOKED
and it was like a nightmare
come true

That crap came outta you!

That's it??!!

I'm sure you'd like to think so
but you forget
about this
horrendous love affair
Your ass thinks it's having
with the toilet seat

Remembering, whle being drawn back
to the horrible reality
that will probably
start
ALL OVER AGAIN!