Mrs. Claus

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"Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry -!"

"Hello Santa!"

"Hello, there little girl."

"Now, Santa, do I really look like a little girl?"

"Errr, uh, no."

"That's right, I'm a big girl."

"Whoa, there, little..."

"Santa."

"Er, yes, you can't just put your hand there."

"Oh?"

"Or your mouth by my ear."

"Santa, I've been watching you. You've been a very good boy."

"Yes, I have."

"And I have a very good present for you. You want to see it."

"Yes, I…HO, HO, HO!"

"Come Santa, that's only the beginning! I have so much more to show you."

"Ho, Ho, Ho. Good nite to me and to me a good nite."

“Oh, it will be, Santa, It will be.”