Gods' Doorbell

Ring Ring...Ring Ring
What do you want, who's there?
Me, I need to talk to God.
Like you really care.
Come on Mister, I waited a long time.
Then take a number it's fair.
I did, mine ripped and look at that line.
You broke a rule! How dare!
Well I just...if He could bless...
Seeing Him now is rare.
This whole thing is such a mess.
Hold on while I stare.
Oops, did I, break a law?
You'll have to wait and see.
Great! Is that another flaw?
Ask a preacher not me.
Ya?...And use what book?
Finding the right teacher's key.
But if I'm wrong I just may cook.
The plan of God must be.
Which plan?...Hurry up look!
There's just this rod with me.
Then here's that number that I took.
Good luck trying to flee.