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A protest letter to the UK Government against strict immigration laws...
A protest letter against strict UK immigration laws.

Dear Peer,
I write in protest of the new 'toilet test'.
My friend in Benagal has never seen a toilet-roll.
Of how to sit on the paw, I've no idea. Should one face front, or rear?
Let me tell you right here - no official will be watching me whistle... No bloody fear!

Yours faithfully,
Aloapoo Pindaball, somewhere in Benagal.
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