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Rated: 18+ · Lyrics · Animal · #2047659
Be happy! We're lucky to be alive. Don't work too hard. Life ain't short
I'm happier than a pig in shit
Don't mind me I'm laughing cause I'm weird
I am a dragon I was born lucky
I keep my lady bug on me

I bet if I close my eyes I'll wake up tomorrow
If I don't I'll come back a dolphin
Smarter than your average human being

I piss gold and shit rainbows
Whatever I touch turns green too
I got a magic dick my dreams come true

Like when I caught my very first fish
I fucked my thirty-first bitch

I'm happier than a pig in shit
Life's too long to work so hard
Just chill out and take lunch
Let it rain and play in the mud
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