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this a funny poem I wrote when I was in 6th or 7th grade for an assignment on hyperbole
I am smarter than Einstein.
(Matter of fact, I'm smarter than all the geniuses dead or alive combined).

My hair is more beautiful than Rapunzel's.
(Actually my hair is better than the spun gold that Rumplestiltskin made).

I am an excellent musician.
(Come to think of it, I have more talent in my pinky than Mozart had in his whole body).

And best of all, I am humble.
(So humble in fact, that my picture is next to the word in the dictionary).
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