Zombie Promise Life Eternal

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Zombies promise life eternal

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When Sam Adams turned 90
He was confronted
With the zombie apocalypse

COVID 2025 spread
All over the world
Most people dying
A few becoming zombies

The zombies were fierce
But loyal to a fault
Helping others transition
To the other side

Promising eternal life
As they had overcome death
They said

“Do not be afraid.
We offer you life eternal
As we are the undead
Immortals who have conquered death
And we offer that gift
If you are willing to accept it

Otherwise we must kill you
If you don’t accept
The new faith
Life eternal”.

When Sam’s wife turned
He turned to her,

And said,

“I can’t live without you
Turn me into a zombie.”

And she did
They joined the zombie hordes
The newly immortal undead.

Converting the unbelievers
As they spread the new faith
Of life eternal.