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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2312079
An Acrostic poem about Grumpy - the Leprechaun.
Grind of cobblestones beneath his tiny boots,
Rage like a hornet's trapped in wellies' roots.
Unveiling pots of gold with grumpy sighs,
Mumbling curses at the rainbows in his eyes.
Pint of ale clutched tight, a beard of tangled shamrocks,
Yearning for his burrow free of tourist gawks.

Longing for the peace of peat bogs deep and cool,
Each tourist's wish a bitter, leprechaunish drool.
Pinched fingers, muttered threats, and muttered charms,
Running off to hide from all these tourist swarms.
Elusive fellow, grumpy, green, and sly,
Curse the day they made his gold a touristy lie.
He'll grant your wish, but grumble 'bout the price,
A grumpy leprechaun, a mischievous device.
Unless you bring him whiskey, strong and neat,
No lucky charms for you, just grumpy, tiny feet.




POETRY FORM: "Acrostic
LINE COUNT: 16 Lines
WRITTEN FOR: "Grumpy's Short-Lived Poetry Contest
PROMPT AND RULES:
Must Be Humorous
Newly Written Items Only — Written After 1/11/2024
It has to be a recognized poetical form. Sorry, no Limericks or Freeverse.
Your submission must include an explanation of the form you used. A link to the form would be appreciated!
Grumpy is a very visually stimulated guy, so a cover picture gets you extra points.
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