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Written for Purple Sky's "Okay so this horse walks into a Bar" Joke Contest

SMILE AWHILE

A spirited young pony walked into a bar. Trotting up to the bar, and putting one hoof on the rail, he asked for a drink.

"Now, I'll not be serving an underage pony!" Patrick O'Reilly shouted. "What makes you think you need a drink?"

Adopting a shamefaced attitude, the pony replied,
"I am a little horse (hoarse)!"

Countrymom
2/2/03

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