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by Shaara
Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #691806
It was a fun time for old Ben, but he landed in jail again.
This deliciously wicked limerick is for the "Limerick Idol" contest "Invalid Item. Our task was to write a bawdy piece about a drunken Irish person or persons.


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Hey, I'm Irish, and I Was Just Trying to Have a Little Fun; Why Are You Aways Throwing Me Into This Jail?



                   There once was a fellow carousing,
                   Swaggering in and out of the housing,
                   He was pouring down whiskey,
                   And feeling so frisky,
                   He was booked for unhousing his rousing.

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