Snow Melt

if money was no object

"if money was no object" 
I would be warm
I would turn the heat up as high I could
to keep Mom, the cats and myself
warm all winter long.

if money was no object
I would have a penthouse apartment in Chicago,
a vacation home in Haifa,
a farm in Oklahoma,
and a private cruise ship for a yacht.

if money was no object
I would buy myself a Harley-Davidson,
my mother a silver Rolls Royce,
and then I would hire a good looking chaufar
to drive her anywhere she wanted to go.

if money was no object
I would start a Food Bank,
where the homeless and the poor
could get free food for themselves and their pets
24/7.

if money was no object
I would provide solar ovens
for women Dufar
or any other country that needed them.

if money was no object
my life would be less complicated in some ways
and more complicated in others;
I could pay off all my debts
and take a vacation to any country on the planet
any time I wanted.

if money was no object
I could fund the international space station
and build a private residence on the moon.

if money was no object
I could start a national health fund for anyone
who couldn't afford health insurance.