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Day 6 of WDC Soundtrackers: 12 Days of Christmas

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Today, Sunday, December 14, 2014, I'm in a Jingle Bells mood instead of a Bah Hum Bug mood. The song I feature today is Jingle Bells or Dashing Through the Snow in a One Horse Open Sleigh. I don't know why, but for some odd reason I always thought those were two different songs. Anyway, my misconception has been remedied and here is the video followed by my own parody of the song.

Jingle Bells Dashing Though the Snow
a Parody of Jingle Bells
with a more adult theme

Dashing through the snow
On my snowmobile
Over mountains I go
Laughing with a squeal
When my cellphone rings
Giving me a fright
How can I answer the damn thing
While dashing through the snow!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Echoes from my cell.

Damn! What fun I am having
Dashing through the snow
With my cellphone playing
Jingle bells, jingles bells,
As up the mountains I go.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Echoes from my cell.

I hear a distant rumbling
As up the mountain I go
The damn cellphone's caused an avalanche
Covering me with mile deep snow
With my cellphone playing
Jingle bells until the battery dies.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Echoes from my cell.