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| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side ************* I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work ************** How do you make holy water? You take some regular water & boil the hell out of it *************** Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen *************** What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter ************** Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” ************** Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve *************** I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any *************** What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe *************** I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case *************** When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane *************** A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils *************** She had a photographic memory but never developed it *************** Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care ************** I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind *************** Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. *************** My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve *************** The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize *************** I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” *************** Need an ark? I Noah guy *************** I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure *************** Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed *************** What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine ************** What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus. 🤣😎🤪 |
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