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Dec 9, 2001 at 9:17pm
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Re: Re: I would like to make a complaine about...
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Dear Lizzy,

This is Bubba. Uncle Jim, he don’t read to good and misunderstood your letter. He thought you mean diaries, but when I read it I know you mean diareah. That bloody part gave it away. Well, may I suggest you buy some that pink medicine for the loose bowels, uh, pepto-business. That should take care of the problem.

And you welcome.

Whinningly yours
Bubba Whinnery, Head Customer Care Whiner
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