Something Awful Comes This Way!

Let Me Go

Everything you do is bad.
You're driving me mad.
I'm allergic to you.
Ah choo, ah choo.

Your claws are hurting me,
and I just missed my afternoon tea.
You're just a filthy mouse,
I want to go back to my spouse.

What did you eat?
Your breath smells like feet.
I wish I could call my cats,
they are good at killing rats.

Your squeaking is like a crime.
Your tail is wiggling all the time.
Your whiskers tickle me.
Your feet kicked my knee.

Let me go.
Don't say no.
We can never get along
because every piece of you is wrong.