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A little daily tidbit to get your day started
This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
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May 1, 2024 at 1:53pm
May 1, 2024 at 1:53pm
#1070366
Why did the outhouse have a tower?

In case someone tried to seize the throne!
May 1, 2024 at 1:46pm
May 1, 2024 at 1:46pm
#1070365
Matter is anything with mass. Energy is somewhat more complicated to summarize. For one thing it isn't physical in the traditional sense even though it obviously exists. A standard trait of energy is it has no mass which is confusing since it still involves particals. My special definition is "the flow of movement between similar particals". Ex: Sound is produced by the vibrations of particles transfering across each other. In other words, sound (like all energy) is a wave. Photons, however, have the mysterious property of being matter (like protons) but without mass! This is where quantum physics comes in and where I bow out (oh wait, in the quantum realm I can't say where I bow out!-really bad joke for physic geeks)
May 1, 2024 at 1:02pm
May 1, 2024 at 1:02pm
#1070364
Why did the librarian slip and fall?

They were in the non-frictation section!
April 30, 2024 at 11:37am
April 30, 2024 at 11:37am
#1070216
It's handy to have your dergy friend at school to keep bullies away (and give them hotfoots-or is that hotfeet?)
April 30, 2024 at 11:34am
April 30, 2024 at 11:34am
#1070214
The unmentioned cousin of the Nintendo Kong family (Donky Kong, Diddy Kong, etc.)
April 29, 2024 at 9:33am
April 29, 2024 at 9:33am
#1070096
Never step on a dragon's tail and always bring us cotten candy (we dragon's can never resist it!)
April 25, 2024 at 3:59pm
April 25, 2024 at 3:59pm
#1069701
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?

A plumpkin!
April 24, 2024 at 6:59pm
April 24, 2024 at 6:59pm
#1069601
General-A high ranking soldier whose orders are never specific.
April 23, 2024 at 12:18pm
April 23, 2024 at 12:18pm
#1069493
If drivers can make U-turns why can't I make a me turn?
April 23, 2024 at 12:14pm
April 23, 2024 at 12:14pm
#1069492
What is a zombie's favorite dessert?

Lady Fingers!

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