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 |   As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"???? Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜 -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out! Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?? -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life… -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Son: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!” -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.” -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! -x-x-x-x-x-x-x- Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes….. She hugged him immediately. ----- 😝😂🤣😜 ..laughter works like medicine! ✌✌✌✌ |
I used to go to the Temple with my mother . The temple had stairs. I used to ask her why can't they build the temple on the ground? Why do you have to climb the stairs each and everyday? *The excellent answer by mother.* You need to rise above your level to reach God. Each step of the stairs is a reminder that you are rising above your level in terms of your envy, greed, anger, ego and all evil parts of your life. It also suggests that you have to climb the steps one by one, you can't just jump off from first step to the last step. That is the cycle of life, once you conquer these aspects, you reach towards your inner core self........ The divine YOU... |
| The Answer will blow your mind... Someone asked... Why do we have *Brakes* in a car ? Varied answers received, like, "To stop", "To reduce speed", "To avoid collision" etc., But the best answer was, *To enable you to drive faster*.... Give it a thought. It's true but seldom such smart out of box thinking is done, much less appreciated. For a moment assume you have *No brakes* in your car then how fast will you drive your car..? It's because of *brakes* that we can dare to accelerate, dare to go fast and reach destinations we desire At various points in life, we find our *Parents, Teachers, Mentors, Friends and Spouse* etc. questioning our progress, direction or decision. Many a times We consider them as irritants or consider such inquiries as *Brakes* to our ongoing work. But, remember, it's because of such questions (read as periodical brakes) that you have managed to reach where you are today. *Without brakes*, you could have skid, lost direction or gone a stray or even met with an unfortunate accident..!!! Learn to appreciate the *brakes* in our life. Use them wisely... Have a great time. 😊👍 |
| There seems to be a feeling among some practitioners who have never lived in a monastery or Zen center, that it is some kind of cloistered, strange place, where socially awkward people go to be alone and get away from society. That society is one thing and the temple is separate. I thought this as well before I met a couple of folks who had lived in the Monastery I lived in in Japan. What I found instead was a group of wild rebellious spiritual athletes, like some band of bald skinny pirates, chasing after the meaning of life with zest and swag and samugi. And the most badass pirate of them all, the most intense, the most extreme, the wildest, was the Roshi, like some transparent Alpha Dog Captain Hook. Being in the monastery is like being in the spiritual major leagues or the Zen biker graduate school, with exceptional people pushing life to the limits. It is like an oven turned up all the way. It is a bunch of determined heroes, men and women, with a problem with authority, only bowing down to the Roshi because of his obvious energetic dominance. His huge sublime state of mind. He walks in the temple and everyone sits up straight, not because of an idea, but because his energy changed the cells in our bodies. We went there because we saw a huge vessel, human potential at its ultimate expression. We saw someone who would never be fazed by our incredible intensity, our rogue spirits, our inner turmoil. He could take anything we gave him, and show us just how badass one could be. He showed us that our struggles could be transformed to really help people. And the folks who trained there, they had a brightness, a sturdiness, an unmistakable freedom we wanted. They had been through the shit there, so that every day is a good day, no matter the circumstance. Sitting a billion hours, in the cold of winter, or being swarmed by mosquitos for days, clothes molding on our bodies. Year upon year of training, like Jedi knights. |
| *Who is your life partner ?* Mom Dad wife Son Husband Daughter friends...???? not at all *Your real life partner* *is Your Body..* Once your body stops responding no one is with you. You and your body stay together from Birth till Death. What you do to your body is your responsibility and that will come back to You. The more you care for your body, the more your body will care for You. What you eat, What you do for being Fit, How u deal with stress, How much rest you give to it.. Will decide how your body gonna respond. Remember your body is the only permanent address where You live Your body is your asset/liabilty, which no one else can share. Your body is your responsibility. Because, You are the real life partner. Be Fit forever Take care ur self Money comes & goes Relatives & Friends are not permanent. Remember No one can help your body other than you. *Pranayama - for Lungs* *Meditation - for Mind* *Yoga-asanas - for Body* *Walking - for Heart* *Good food - for intestines* *Good thoughts – for Soul* *Good Karma - for World* |
| Do you know HARVARD, one of the most prestigious Universities in the world has a popular course teaching how to be HAPPY. The Positive Psychology class taught by BEN SHAHAR attracts 1400 Students per Semester and 20% of Harvard graduates opt for this elective course. According to Ben Shahar, the Class focuses on Happiness, Self-esteem and Motivation. It provides students the tools to succeed and face life with more joy. This 35-year-old teacher, considered by some to be "the happiness guru", highlights in his class 14 key tips for improving the quality of our personal status and contributing to a positive life. 🚩Tip 1. Thank God for everything you have. Write down 10 things you have in your life that give you happiness. Focus on the good things. 🚩Tip 2. Practice physical activity. Experts say exercising helps improve mood. 30 minutes of exercise is the best antidote against sadness and stress. 🚩Tip 3. Don't miss Breakfast. Some people miss breakfast for lack of time or not to get fat. Studies show that breakfast gives you energy, helps you think and perform your activities successfully. 🚩Tip 4. Be Assertive. Ask what you want and say what you think. Being assertive helps improve your self-esteem. Being left and remaining silent creates sadness and hopelessness. 🚩Tip 5. Spend your money on experiences.. A study found that 75% of people felt happier when they invested their money in Travel, Courses and Classes; While only the rest said they felt happier when buying things. 🚩Tip 6. Face your challenges. Studies show that the more you postpone something, the more anxiety and tension you generate. Write short weekly lists of tasks and complete them. 🚩Tip 7. Put everywhere nice memories, phrases and photos of your loved ones. Fill your fridge, your Computer, your Desk, your Room, YOUR LIFE of beautiful memories. 🚩Tip 8. Always greet and be nice to other people. More than 100 inquiries state that just smiling changes the mood. 🚩Tip 9. Wear comfortable shoes. If your feet hurt you, you become moody, says Dr. Keinth Wapner, President of the American Orthopedics Association. 🚩Tip 10. Take care of your posture. Walk straight with your shoulders slightly backwards and the front view helps to maintain a good mood. 🚩Tip 11. Listen to music. It is proven that listening to music awakens you to sing, this will make your life happy. 🚩Tip 12. What you eat has an impact on your mood. Do not skip meals, eat light every 3 to 4 hours and keep glucose levels stable. Avoid excess white flour and sugar. Eat everything & vary your food. 🚩Tip 13. Take care of yourself and feel attractive. 70% of people say they feel happier when they think they look good. 🚩Tip 14. Fervently believe in God. With him nothing is impossible. Happiness is like a remote control, we lose it every time, we go crazy looking for it and many times without knowing it, we are sitting on top of it. |
| Wonderfully described definitions......._* *CIGARETTE:* A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! *MARRIAGE:* It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master *LECTURE:* An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either *CONFERENCE:* The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present *COMPROMISE:* The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece *TEARS:* The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! *DICTIONARY:* A place where divorce comes before marriage *CONFERENCE ROOM:* A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on *CLASSIC:* A book which people praise, but never read *SMILE:* A curve that can set a lot of things straight! *OFFICE:* A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life *ETC:* A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do *COMMITTEE:* Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together *EXPERIENCE:* The name men give to their Mistakes *ATOM BOMB:* An invention to bring an end to all inventions *DIPLOMAT:* A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip *OPPORTUNIST:* A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river *MISER:* A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! *FATHER:* A banker provided by nature *CRIMINAL:* A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught *BOSS:* Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early *POLITICIAN:* One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later *DOCTOR:* A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills! |
Why only Indians are Reborn (based on the Karma system) Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: "I have to talk to you. We have some Indians here in Heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly Gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce & Gabbana saris instead of their white robes, they are driving Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they're selling off their halos at discounted prices''. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas & drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.' The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children.If you want to know about real problems, give Saitan a call.' Gabriel calls Saitan on the phone… Saitan answers the phone: 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Saitan returns to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?' Gabriel: 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.' Saitan says: 'Hold on again. I need to check on something. 'After about 2 minutes, Saitan returns to the phone andl says: 'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel repeats the question: 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' Saitan says: 'Man I don't believe this... Hold on.' This time Saitan was gone at least 5 minutes. He returns and says: "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and are trying to make Hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot !! And since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone & Internet connection between Heaven & Hell, between ME & GOD !! They have started a social network service for the troubled, and believe in Karma, and are good in convincing others. Some were trying to start a chai pakora, chole-batura, dosa & samosa, barfi, chakli and dhokla shop, which I had to stop. They are excellent in corrupting everyone, and my staff is being bribed by them. I am having difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell. They never complain as this place seems to be better than from where they came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them. I am therefore requesting, "O GOD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive - for re-birth." So now you know – "*why Indians are the only ones that are re-born*... 😂😉😘😘😘 |
| In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son' s hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine Fireman Bob said, 'Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy -- one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.' 'They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix , so we can get them fast.' Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed t o the waiting hook and ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven. There were three fire calls in Phoenixthat day and Billy got to go out on all three calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedic's' van, and even the fire chief's car. He was also videotaped for the local news program. Having his dream come true, with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible. One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital. Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition. The chief replied, 'We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes.. Will you please do me a favor? When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire?' 'It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room?' About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window-------- 16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him. With His dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, 'Chief, am I really a fireman now?' 'Billy, you are, and The Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand,' the chief said With those words, Billy smiled and said, 'I know, He's Been holding my hand all day, and The angels have been Singing..' He closed his eyes one last time.. |
| A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour. While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much. One day she died. Her death brought him great sorrow. He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town. A man from behind called and said, now how will you be able to walk all alone? All these days your wife used to help you. He replied, I am not blind. I was acting, because if she knew l could see her ugliness it would have pained her more than her disease. So I pretended to be blind. She was a very good wife. I only wanted to keep her happy. Moral:- *Some times it is good for us to act blind and ignore one another's short comings, in order to be happy* *No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*. 1. _''Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'talk'._ 2. _"Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can celebrate_ 3. _'Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'._ *That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other* STAY CONNECTED _The razor blade is sharp but can't cut a tree; the axe is strong but can't cut the hair._ *MORALS*; *Everyone is important according to his/her unique purpose,Never look down on anyone unless you are admiring their shoes*. |
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