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Rated: · Other · Comedy · #1704914
Frustrated Housewife is at her wits end
Six for Supper Sorry Honey Meant to tell you Slipped my mind  Been so Busy heard Him Say as He drove away

I leaned against the counter filled with dirty dishes soggy cake and
melted ice cream from the birthday party just the night before

Beads pf perspiration clearly showed my despirationin this hopeless
situation pulled my hair and leaned against the door

When I viewed the proposition of a mental institution gathered courage
did the dished washed the clothes and swept the floor

Opened up the linen closet found the cat was there before me had three kittens
precious things I shut the door

Found my favorite table cloth had a large hole from a moth I  will  cover it
with candles best I can

Time to do the grocery shopping just no time for stopping having chicken cordon blue
and cherries jubilee

Took the time to have my hair done it's delightful cause I really looked
a frightful like a witch on Halloween before I did

Sandy's girl scouts needed cupcakes Robbie had to find his football helmet
for the football game on Friday night we must attend

Dropped my finest china platter when I heard the splash and splatter Robbie put his bullfrogs in the                                                          bat sink but they really wouldn't stink cause he washed them very carefully in the stream

Donned my purple dress of satin surely nothing more could happen then I                                                                                                    heard a ta-tap-tapping at my kitchen Door
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