My Workshop

Hey, welcome to my workshop.
I’ll show you all around.
You won’t believe the tools I have,
the treasures I have found.

I have all kinds of good stuff
I’ll bet you’ve never seen.
I hang them up there on the walls
to keep them neat and clean.

This gizmo is my favorite.
I picked it up on sale.
I bought it on the Internet
and had it sent by mail.

It sure looks really handsome,
I think that you’ll agree.
And if you know what it is for
I wish you would tell me.

I should have read about it.
Yeah, I have no excuse.
But I’ve forgotten what it is.
No, I don’t know its use.

And this tool must be handy.
I haven’t tried it yet.
I’m sure that it would do the job.
Yeah, that would be my bet.

Hey, here’s another beauty!
This red thing over here.
One shouldn’t be without this piece.
It is some useful gear.

No, I have never used it.
I really don’t know how.
But it looks good just hanging there.
I’m sure it works somehow.

These are some awesome gadgets,
some old, but most are new.
The only problem with all this?
I don’t know what they do.

No, I have never touched them.
I guess I must confess.
But who would want to take ‘em down
and leave the place a mess?