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by Anyea
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Well let's just try this AGAIN!
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I thought this was tough to start the first time....Don't worry I'll get it right SOME day.



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*Heart*Always there are nay-sayers. Just stick to your ideals. Hold fast to those dreams. Don't let go.


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April 28, 2008 at 1:27am
April 28, 2008 at 1:27am
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Random Access Memory - R.A.M.


Whitewater rafting for ten hours while the river was at a low ebb. Drought conditions do not assist in rafting but hinder. The raft was heavy for just two females and we had to get it over exposed rocks, over low water marks and around exposed logs. A small passage of fast water yet the raft got caught and flipped over. All our water, food, dry clothes - gone. Sheer stubborn will got that raft back up right. Muscles screaming, rocks scraping - it would be, could be - was done.

Spelunking the first time, I told everyone I wouldn't be afraid. I didn't start out afraid. The tiny passages to navigate, the quiet of that mountain pushing down, the dark - fear waited just a breath away. Squirming, fighting my primal beast back, just one more turn, just one more jagged exposed boulder to get around - I could do it. I did.

Rock climbing, nothing to it really. Pull yourself up, find a foot hold, find somewhere to grasp with fingers. Just do it over and over. The top is not an impossible distance away. It can be achieved. Just one foot, another finger hold, keep going.

Humans are capable of remarkable feats of strength they do not know they have. They adapt to environments that are completely alien to them. We blithely go to the moon - nothing to it. We set up an orbiting space station. No big deal, we can achieve these things and more. Gene splicing, DNA discoveries, cures for killing diseases - we can do this. Just take it one step at a time.

Some say Earth is doomed. Humans have gone too far for her to ever heal again. Forests stripped, toxic waste dumped, buried or just left laying about. The air quality continues to decrease as human's greed escalates.

The saying goes that pride goeth before the fall. Once fallen, can we pick ourselves up or will it be too late?

Remember - nothing is accomplished by doing nothing at all, except the rest of the humans get to do to you what they will. Remember. Dreams have a huge price tag if you want them to reach fruition. Remember love conquers everything.

*Heart*
April 27, 2008 at 1:49am
April 27, 2008 at 1:49am
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C*O*M*F*O*R*T *HEART* F*O*O*D

When I was a kid, there were certain dishes that just made me feel good about (1) eating (2) having seconds (3) Life.

The first has History behind it, so bear with me. Introducing the "No-Named Casserole"! Everyone has one they make. This one is composed of browned hamburger, rice, cream of mushroom soup, onions, celery and garlic. You bake it at 350 for about an hour. Shredded cheddar cheese is optional. Now, as uninspiring as this sounds (yeah yeah Bugzy - it has dead cow in it - sheesh) this was the food that I came to associate with extreme comfort. I had just had two of my wisdom teeth 'extracted' and my mouth felt like some lil people were in there with very sharp pointy sticks jamming them into each nerve ending over and over, harder and harder. I was miserable. By evening of the day of surgery, I was kinda hungry yet pain blocked reality.

"Sit down. Here is a tiny dish of casserole. See if you can eat it."

I sat, sniffed, yup it was casserole and it smelled normal, took one tiny bite, didn't chew of course and it slid past my tongue and went frolicking down my esophagus. My tummy growled at the few tiny morsels and then changed it's mind.

"MORE - MORE CASSEROLE! NOW!"

This became a comfort food to me from that day forward. My mouth didn't hurt worse, my tummy felt better and my mood improved considerably after eating it.

The second on my list is Chicken and Dumplings. I don't know why this appeals to me so much (yes Bugzy again with dead critters - hush now!) but on a winters eve, having this dish just relaxes me. Love it.

Wonder what the third one is? Huh? You can guess? Ohhh you guys! Okay okay - you're right - it's

CHOCOLATE



I think everyone has comfort food or a recipe that brings nice feelings into their hearts and joy to their body. What's yours?

*Heart*
April 26, 2008 at 12:32am
April 26, 2008 at 12:32am
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It is now day 116, with 249 days remaining in the year. Not much going on today actually. I mean it is Static Cling Day, National Pretzel Day, and Remember Your First Kiss Day if you are in the mood to have a party and need a theme.

A Static Cling party might be fun, embarrassing but fun.

Pretzels well what can I say? Some like to dip them in chocolate, cheese 'sauce', or eat them plain. You got the hard pretzel, the soft pretzel, the classic twistie shape, the tiny sticks or honking huge Bavarian types. There are those who use *gag* mustard on their pretzels. No matter how you prefer them, you could definitely build a party around them huh?

A 'Remember Your First Kiss' party would be difficult to throw. If the mix is males and females, how you gonna get the guys to spill their guts about this subject?

My first kiss was from The Boy Next Door. His name was David. He was a blond lil hottie and we grew up next door to each other until I moved away. We got "caught" kissing by his mother. Huge lecture - huge huge lecture.

Gypsy Rose Lee died on April 26, 1970. "Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly."

What about a stripper party? What? Hey come on. You can always order in! *Bigsmile*

On this day in 1962 the first U.S. rocket landed on the moon! Of course H.G. Wells had us landing there in 1901 so we were a tad late on the actual getting there. Writers - what can I say?

In 1993 on this day it was announced that the Recession was finally over. Gee it's been how long and we are headed into a new one? How time does fly.

No matter what you do to celebrate today, with pretzel shaped strippers, kissing a loved one on the moon or just clinging to your earth, enjoy it. It only lasts 24 hours you know?

*Heart*

April 25, 2008 at 10:46am
April 25, 2008 at 10:46am
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Ahhh the old Cootie Catcher! I swear this thing transcends generations. Why I bet there were Cootie Catchers back in the Stone Age. Perhaps males never used a Cootie Catcher but us girls sure did.

You don't remember them? Hm. Mayhaps you called them something else. Let's see, does this bring back a memory?

Pick a color. Now pick a number, and another number.

The last would open up the Cootie Catcher to the best part - the fortune! NOW do you remember? Come on you guys!

Okay okay, go here -

http://www.momsminivan.com/article-cootie-catcher.html

Now you got it? There are instructions and everything on the page so you can, once again be the proud owner of your very own Cootie Catcher!

Let me think. What fortunes would I use today? I think I'm gonna make one and take it to work tomorrow! You need eight fortunes for your Cootie Catcher though...hm....

1. A customer will say "Thank You" today
2. No hard objects will bruise tender parts today
3. IKEA will decide to give all employees the next week off - with pay!
4. Due to a screw up you will be notified that your last check was off - by $5,629.18
5. All nasty customers will be pooped on by the birds nesting in the overhang outside
6. Free chocolate all day long
7. Lunch will be an hour long
8. Managers will work with the customers all day

Those are fairly tame fortunes huh? I bet you all can come up with much better ones! Go on then. Build a Cootie Catcher of your own. Write your fortunes on it and have some fun.

*Heart*




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Sorry Eric - but you had to know they would come to our side didn't you?

Happy days are here again - long live the Peace - *Heart*

April 24, 2008 at 12:36am
April 24, 2008 at 12:36am
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Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Anyone read this? They also made it into a movie.

The novel presents a future in which all books are restricted, individuals are anti-social and hedonistic, and critical thought is suppressed. The central character, Guy Montag, is employed as a "fireman" (which, in this future, means "book burner"). The number "451" refers to the temperature (in Fahrenheit) at which a book or paper autoignites.

I love Science Fiction, and Bradbury is one of my favorite writers of this genre even though he is dead. The "idea" behind this book has always intrigued me. I see more and more banning of books across this country - read about bannings in other countries and wonder how much truth there is in the book.

Bradbury stated that the novel is not about censorship; he stated that Fahrenheit 451 is a story about how television destroys interest in reading literature, which ultimately leads to ignorance of total facts. Sound familiar?

Bradbury stated in an interview about this book, " There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist / Unitarian, Irish / Italian / Octogenarian / Zen Buddhist, Zionist / Seventh-day Adventist, Women's Lib / Republican, Mattachine / FourSquareGospel feel it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse....Fire-Captain Beatty, in my novel Fahrenheit 451, described how the books were burned first by the minorities, each ripping a page or a paragraph from this book, then that, until the day came when the books were empty and the minds shut and the library closed forever."

The theme of the book, the idea behind it and today's society mirror each other more and more.

If you knew you had to memorize just one book to keep it from oblivion, which one would it be? I would be tempted to memorize this book I think.

*Heart*


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WHOO HOO!!! AGAIN being stubborn pays off. HA! Eric Wharton just blogged - the second time this WEEK! YES YES YES - on a roll we are....heehee


April 23, 2008 at 1:53am
April 23, 2008 at 1:53am
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Now let me think. What to blog about. I could go with the peop's at IKEA but nah, that won't do any good. Had some fun today. Got a fake hundred dollar bill, turned it over to Security - that was fun. Made Erandy laugh really hard and she said she broke something inside her laughing so hard. I don't have to even try hard with Erandy though.

Made friends with a six month old by picking up a dropped shoe. Go figure. Kids.

Some guy who must have been almost seven feet tall teased me when asked how I was and I answered "Short and feeling shorter standing next to you!" His girlfriend was about six feet tall.

"Now I feel EVEN shorter! You guys wouldn't be interested in walking on your knees to make me feel better would you?"

Guy says: "She used to only be five feet two inches tall until she hung around with me for a while." Dang...lucky girl.

OR

         I was cruising the blogs after work and imagine my *surprise* when I saw that Eric Wharton had not only written a blog entry in "Invalid Item, but attempted to bring Bugz and I down. HA! Mr. E. not easy to do. Impossible some may say. We float to the surface.

The following poll will gather needed data. The data will be compiled by Watershed & Forthright into meaningful statistics. We will share the information from this totally trust-worthy non-corruptable firm with our readers. [ HA! Mr. E. didn't think of doing that now did ya? ]

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It has come to the attention of those involved in the Butterfinger Sqirmishes that the poor deluded Mr. E. thinks he has the upper hand with his poll.

HA!

This poll will statistically determine the MEAN average of concerned voters in this issue.

The Question before the Writers in WdC is as follow:

If someone has the ability to write outstanding, interesting, indepth, thought provoking blog entries, are they then not responsible to put forth a herculean effort to produce - at minimum - THREE entries per seven day/one week period? Plus the writer is funny. Also, too and on top of all that - he has this pathetic group of critters he is putting at risk which isn't the smartest thing he could do. How does WdC FEEL?
      Mr. E. just cave in to your own desire to write three blog entries a week!
      Stop putting lil critters at risk - write at least two entries!!
      I totally support WdC and all writers on this site!!!
      Fonex wurks fer me!!!!
      I am clueless but cute - call 1+800+MRE-WRIT

April 22, 2008 at 11:09am
April 22, 2008 at 11:09am
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Today is Earth Day. Go hug some dirt.

I will be going in early early to help out with the IKEA promotional for a group here in the Valley.

Happy Green Earth Day and may you share some of your love with this planet we live on.
April 21, 2008 at 12:42am
April 21, 2008 at 12:42am
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Wow - that last entry was el Sucko wasn't it? I think so. I am so tired recently, it has been difficult to think, much less write a decent blog entry.

Blah - Blah - Blah - work - everyone writes about their jobs so I just won't. Contrary am I.

So much is going on lately - did you all see CC's fuzzy picture? Wish he could fix that fuzziness because he is a really good artist. He can write a pretty mean (emphasis on mean) story as well.

Tor was in ER. I don't know what part he played though. Something to do with penis enhancement drugs - but I am not sure. It involved China. That Tor - what an International Diplomat isn't he?

I finally got another Ghostie story but even that was rather strange. Who knew they built two story outhouses? Sounds messy to me.

Nada is becoming a masseuse or is watching a movie about one or something. Her hubby seems on the mend however and is expected to drive in the Indy 500 - something like that anyway.

Is Scarlett Gone In the Wind? I'm so confused.

Mama Bear Debi has her son who loves to fetch and carry and mow and clip and wash and dig. Just ordinary tasks by a loving son. Wish he didn't have to go back.

Lots more going on, and my right eye is doing sit-ups. Bad sign. Left eye might get into push ups. Going to go walk a dog or two.

OH - we had a FULL desert moon tonight! Beautiful. Tripped in a hole watching it and almost broke my neck. Worth seeing if you can. If you did - I guess the East Peop's are sleeping now huh? S-s-h-h...don't wake em up.

*Heart*


April 20, 2008 at 12:50am
April 20, 2008 at 12:50am
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Do you believe Home is the Most Important Place in the World? What exactly makes a house a home? If home is the most important place, what emotions make up that home? What are the most important activities in the home?

Did Dorothy have it right with her ruby slippers?

What about Nomadic tribes then? They travel about carrying their possessions with them. Where is their home?

*Heart*


April 19, 2008 at 10:59am
April 19, 2008 at 10:59am
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I have an oral fetishism. Yup I do. NOT THAT KIND - well...hm...ANYWAY --

I get totally twitchy after eating broccoli and then wondering if any is stuck in my teeth. I am afraid to open my mouth or smile until a thorough exam has been done to find any of those green bits.

Corn on the cob - I hate when it gets stuck in between my teeth. WHERE IS MY DENTAL FLOSS?

Popcorn - oh man if one of those husks adheres to the roof of my mouth, stuck there by suction - I go NUTS.

This stuff orally fixates me. P-F-F-F-T you guys have dirty minds so there.

I look on learning as a challenge. It's a battle between me and my brain. My brain goes: "We know enough already! We don't WANT to learn more 'stuff' so stop it." I go "P-F-F-F-T" I win.

Now, I remember attempting to learn other number based systems just using a text book. I figured that it couldn't be that hard could it? Turns out it isn't. If I didn't suck at arithmetic, I would have had Binary, Hexadecimal, and all the other bases covered [ get it? sigh - its a joke but nevermind ]

One small step for Mankind one giant leap for Anyea - rational thinking? Nahhh - I like my logic sorta fuzzy thank you.

Everyone has taken a course or courses where the subject matter is so foreign and alien to them they knew they couldn't learn it. Despite themselves they did. I pride myself on having conquered my ability to learn Geography, History, Chemistry, Biology and of course Men 101. I should have just skipped the introductory course and gone into Males 355 instead.

I always, sometimes, maybe, wonder if I missed out on any grand aspects of Life itself by not comprehending the need to understand those courses. I figure that there's always new things for me to investigate and no sense going back now. I mean I made the low 'C' grades to get out of the course, why fail one now? HA!

If you had to go back to Kindergarten again, what would you pay more attention to? Remember Kindergarten? Lots of colors, big funky looking letters and numbered cards? Toys? You remember! I sure would have paid more attention to Sandboxing, The Art and Survival of - I truly would.

Give me some ideas here on how you survived school and what you would never ever sign up for in a trillion years even if it WAS required! Me?

1. Statistics
2. Geography
3. Biology
4. Chemistry
5. History

*Heart*

April 18, 2008 at 2:12am
April 18, 2008 at 2:12am
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Finally a number I can really enjoy. TWELVE. Okay twelve has so many faces, life styles and romantic comedies written about it - that shameless Twelve.

Twelve = a dozen
Six + Six = twelve
"Twelve Angry Men"
Twelve string guitar
"Oceans Twelve"
The Twelve Tribes of Israel
Twelve Twelves = a gross
Twelve hours is half a day


SHEESH! Twelve is a composite number, the smallest number with exactly six divisors, its proper divisors being 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6.

Gosh Twelve is impressive isn't it? What do we really know about Twelve though? Where was it born? Who were its parents? Ten and Two are the parents in a fashion of Twelve, as Twelve came from (some dude made this up I swear!) the Germanic compound twa-lif "two-leave", meaning that two is left after one takes away the base, ten. Cool huh? *Laugh*

Okay only a math geek likes that stuff.

Twelve other Twelve things!

The number of function keys on most PC keyboards (F1 through F12)
The number of dialing keys in any standard digital telephone (1 through 9, 0, * and #)
Twelfth Night is a comedy by William Shakespeare
Twelve Girls Band
Twelve is a character in the Street Fighter video game
The Roman form of 12 (XII) is used as the symbol of the organization MJ12 in the Deus Ex computer game.
In astrology, there are 12 signs in the Zodiac.
The number of dan (master) grades in judo.
Twelve men have walked on the Earth's moon.
In tarot, card no. 12 is "the Hanged Man"
In Greek mythology, the number of labours of Heracles was increased from ten to make twelve.
There are normally twelve pairs of ribs in the human body.

Gee and you guys probably thought 12 was boring huh? NOPE! Twelve is cool. Twelve is like the talking gecko on television - cool. Twelve could have his own sitcom or something that's how awesome he is.

This dude needs an agent. Yeah, to promote his awesomeness. I really like the number Twelve. It should have a song written about...wait wait...

Twelve Songs IX
by: W H Auden

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever, I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.


That was from a movie 'Eighteen Weddings and a Funeral' or something like that. I saw that movie I think. Lot's of accents in that movie.

I think I need to write a paper on how Twelve impacted my Life. I was twelve once! It is truth! Twelve and only half of my body wanted to grow that year. I was a sad lopsided girl child. Embarrassing, yet true.

One time, I had the flu really really bad and couldn't eat cuz everything tasted like pure salt. Then I went out and bought TWELVE Krispy Kreme donuts. WOW. They tasted perfect. So I ate them all. That was what I ate until the flu left me alone. Mmmmmm....

I bet if you think about it, Twelve has been in your Life as well. Okay, I'm listening - tell me about it.

*Heart*

April 17, 2008 at 1:52am
April 17, 2008 at 1:52am
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!


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A Public Service message for, and directed at, Women; For their edification, so that they may better understand the Male animal: Subject: Man-Truths

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need you to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.

And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it, never once thinking to change the channel at the TV. (Although, one time, I was able to survive by holding a calculator.)

Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- I mean, how the hell could he know where we're going?

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or ...well...sex. Although I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't.

Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay, I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my Mom, too!!

Because I'm a man, I am capable of announcing, "One more beer and I really have to go," and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I'll be home soon, and no, I don't understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. Like, what's the connection?

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.

Because I'm a man, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the new Millennium, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the dishes, and oh, I almost forgot, the kids. But hey, Baby, I do the rest, OK?

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I do like a good laugh and this way both males and females can relate and laugh together. This is good.

*Heart*

April 16, 2008 at 12:50pm
April 16, 2008 at 12:50pm
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Did you hear that "The Biggest Loser" is finally a woman? I don't know how I feel about that. Just reading that makes me cringe. The female in question looks completely different and I wonder if a stunt double wasn't used. WOWZA!

The heat is back in the Valley, Valley so low. Hang your shorts over, we got far to go. dumm dee dumm

Missed out on many of the plant bloomings but hey that's okay. You guys just shut your eyes and pretend you can see the clear blue skies, the shining sun and bloomages everywhere okay? Good.

I have a low gag threshold. Yes I do. My puppy, CC, got sick the other night and threw up four times. Usually it's because of something she ate, that she wasn't supposed to eat, but this time I am at a loss. Cleaning up stomach contents, mostly stomach acid I think, brings my own stomach up. I have to pretend anything other than what I'm doing. Guess that leaves nursing out of my future huh? I have heard people say they have an iron stomach and always thought they were talking about a 6-pack.

Do you know how many sweat glands the human body has? I will have to go look that up. I really didn't know that your eyelids sweat, or eyelashes either. Gotta get ready for work so I'll leave you with this thought:

Marriage changes passion................suddenly you're in bed with a relative.



Have a great day, find some inspiration and soak it up.

*Heart*
April 15, 2008 at 7:19pm
April 15, 2008 at 7:19pm
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Negotiations are breaking down between the parties. A call to assist was made and answered. This Spidie critter came when we shone that funky light in the sky. He is ready to jump in and make a difference in the BF / negotiations / war.

Will the gloves come off? Will Mr. E. back down and see the rightness of blogging three measly times a week? Will the war continue? Stay tuned folks. Things could get ugly. *Bigsmile*
April 13, 2008 at 11:16am
April 13, 2008 at 11:16am
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An elderly Eastern motorist and his wife driving through Arizona on vacation saw a horseman riding alongside the road and stopped to ask if he were a real cowboy. The man answered, "Yes."

"We recognize your hat, shirt, leather vest and Levi's as authentic Western wear," the motorist said, "but why are you wearing tennis shoes?"

"Because if I wore boots people would think I was a truck driver," he replied.

Just woke up, I mean JUST. For now this is it. Enjoy the joke, laugh a little. Me? I gotta wake up more.

*Heart*



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It is the beginning of a new week. What does this mean? For many of you, it means getting ready for work tomorrow, making sure your kiddies have their homework done, and getting in one last hour of relaxation.

Bugzy and I see it as the Start of the BF Wars - Part II. We would like to start this week on a softer note however and use our softer tones.

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We appeal to Eric's BLOG this time. Surely his own blog has a vested interest in Eric writing? The poor thing is so lonely, neglected and underused.

eBlog we appeal to YOU - talk to Eric, convince him to go willingly into at least three entries this week.

*Bigsmile* Let's just see if this helps toward non-violence!
April 12, 2008 at 12:12am
April 12, 2008 at 12:12am
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I have an idea. My idea is still on the Big Screen and I'm working on the details of it with someone whose opinion I trust.

News of the Roomie's Camera:
Thanks for all offers but I am a total geek and will figure out how to fix something. I usually do the research, read documentation (usually boring as everything), then print out whatever I find applicable. Then I fix it. The camera is ready for action. See my efforts paying off *Down*

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There they both are. CC to the foreground acting as casual as if I didn't have something that flashed pointed at her. Notice Dew in the background ducking! HA!

Now if I can capture some of the bloomage to show you all. The peak is gone but I think there are still enough flowerages around to share. I hope there is.

News of IKEA:

A beotch called me a little liar at work today. Another customer got in that lady's face and quietly explained that she was full of S***. I stepped back. WHOA! WAR BETWEEN THE CUSTOMERS. Okay I loved it. I do not like being called names while in a position where I cannot retaliate. The 2nd lady who stuck up for me told me, "Honey, some people just get off on being angry. Don't let it get you down."

News on the BF Wars:

Seems Bugzy and I have to go to battle AGAIN next week to convince Mr. E to blog. Whether he first uses Word to write his blog entry in (heehee) or just slaps it up like most of us do, the bottom line is - BF War will continue unless Bugz and I see an entry or two or *gasp* three from the intrepid Mr. E.

I feel as if I'm missing a whole lot of your blog entries lately. Reality keeps slapping me upside the head and I lose focus on stuff. If I haven't commented in your blog let me apologize. I will try to do better - after 4/15 things should calm down somewhat. I hope.

Hang in there everyone - SPRING is upon YOU!

*Heart*
April 11, 2008 at 2:22am
April 11, 2008 at 2:22am
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I had over twenty-one and a half topics to write about and now I am late late late and cannot remember one. Anyone out there remember? No? Darn.

Can your heart move around from the left to the right side of your body? I think mine moved today. Yeah, I saw this black car pull into our area and thought "OMG - its PCH with my CHECK - finally.." and my heart moved around inside me. Oh, it wasn't PCH. Just some shad who was lost.

Then I was going to take pictures and share them with you of all that is blooming around here but my roomie screwed her camera up and it took me a long time to find a copy of the owner's manual, FAQ pages and read it all to figure out how to fix the stoopid thing. Sure I got it fixed and it was DARK OUT. No pics. Sorry.

Then I watched this show (about 15 minutes anyway) about alcohol fetal syndrome, which I had never heard of and the consequences of babies born with it. That was pretty sad stuff.

Um, oh yeah I had today off! Didn't do much but caught a nap, went out with a friend, ate and fixed that stoopid camera. Picked on Eric, won the next round in the BF war...um...what else?
Nothing really outstanding or unusual - for me that is. Quiet day, tired out and needed to just chill.

Think this is long enough to be considered a blog entry? Good. I'm tired and my bed is calling me. Oh - and Debi that number is:

1+800+GO-TOBED

*Laugh*

*Heart*
April 10, 2008 at 12:48am
April 10, 2008 at 12:48am
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Twenty, that strange land of an age where you are no longer a teen nor a legal adult. Rather like being twelve and not yet a teen. Caught up in the device called Age.

I found my roomies electronic camera laying about. All it needed was fresh batteries! HA! Now I just need cooperative puppies and tomorrow on our walks I'll get some outstanding shots of Arizona Flowerage and Folliages. Won't that be a treat? I'm thinking of doing a composite of our dumpster as well. It holds the most interesting array of garbage - I swear it does.

As some of you know, Life According to Eric (of the Wharton fame) is domino-ing into a horror of divorce, death, mayhem and other strange occurences. Wait a minute? Isn't that Life as we all know it on this planet called Earth? Well, maybe not a divorce rate of 99.9% - but yeah the rest sorta is true.

Eric wants to place all blame for this on Bugzy's lil head. Me? I didn't do anything - and you can't prove it anyway! I am INNOCENT.


the chorus sings in the background...

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle



chorus fades away

I just would like to see a blog entry from Mr. E more often! WAIT! What is this I see? WHOOO HOOOOO Eric did write!!!!

wait...wait...he said he didn't really write? huh?



chorus sings
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous

Give 'em the old flim flam flummox

Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roar?

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!


chorus again mysteriously fades away to silence

I am not fooled however, how about the rest of you? Let me see a show of hands of those who can testify that Mr. E wrote an entry TODAY uh...okay YESTERDAY!?!


stoopid invisible chorus breaks into singing once more

Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle Dazzle 'em

Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em

And they'll make you a star!


chorus gets sprayed with icy cold water to shut them up

THERE! That'll take care of those pesky singers. Who sent them into my blog anyway?
B-U-G-Z-Y

hm...she just loves her little jokes. *Laugh*

Go out into the lands and spread the word - Eric is writing in his blog more often than once every SIX FRICKIN' MONTHS! HA!

*Heart*




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LATE BREAKING NEWS

The BFAPA [Butterfinger Associated Press Agency] just learned that Bugzy and Anyea, leaders of the take-over of the New York Nestle Manufacturing Plant, have brought into action some new technologies. Pictured below are two of the latest assists in the BF Wars.

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Mr. E. Wharton had no comment on this latest move by the two powerful females. Stay tuned for more in the news on the BF Wars.

April 9, 2008 at 12:14am
April 9, 2008 at 12:14am
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In honor of this most important moment in History I wish to dedicate the following song to a fellow Blooger, uh Blogger.

Drive my vespa to the movies
The tire is flat no place to go
Parked it between two trucks
One man spits out and I took off
3 young guys the scene is showing
Trying to score the blonde hair girl
I look, she's just by my side
Fell from the sky with a candy twirl

(I want it now)
How am I gonna get it out
That butterfinger candy bar
On her hand in my head
Yeah that chocky chocky burst
On my hand in her head
Yah that goody goody taste

M&m's on my hands
Baby Ruths in my head
Butterfingers in my mouth
Hershey's kisses on the ground 1



Yes Eric this one's for you. Now please understand the History behind this moment. I have it on the BEST of authority that Eric Wharton has a total THING for Butterfinger candy bars. Rumors are circulating that workers at the Vevey, Switzerland plant are under the gun from their corporate big-wigs to produce more more MORE Butterfingers. Eric your love of this candy bar is causing worker's to put in OVERTIME! tsk tsk tsk....

What? You didn't know Nestle is a Swiss corporation? SHEESH guys! Oh and they have plants in one hundred and three countries, spread across five continents. Big business in Butterfingers I tell ya. All to keep Eric happy.

A*N*N*O*U*N*C*E*M*E*N*T

I am planning, along with Bugz, to take over the America's factories! Yes we are cutting Eric OFF from his Butterfingers! Maybe for a week - or maybe longer - like until he starts blogging MORE OFTEN THAN ONCE EVERY SIX MONTHS! We'll see though.

If you have any questions about this croup...uhh crop...uhhh make that take-over, ask Bugzy! She has all the details. *Cool*

*Heart*



gee Eric how come you look so upset? heehee


NEWS FLASH!!!
Yesterday an army of Otters was seen surrounding a Nestle Chocolate Factory in New York. It seems they have been called upon to take over the factory and stop shipments of any ButterFinger candy bars!

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This otter declined any comment aside from some whistles and growls. The interpretor we brought in believes he said,

"Keep you fingers off MY BUTTERFINGERS!"

NEW NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!

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Today a strange sight greeted workers at the New York Nestle Chocolate Manufacturing plant. The otters had been worrisome at first, but none seemed interested in the workers going into the plant. Any trucks attempting to leave the plant however, were stopped by the otters. No one was hurt.

Last night reports of a meager band of ground hogs approaching was verified by police and state patrol cars. Then this morning from the fields and surrounding areas squirrels bounded into the Nestle compound, supporting the otters and stopping the dirty, mangy, mostly blind in the daytime ground hogs.

Our cameras caught sight of one sentinel. When approached she chittered away and our interpretor told us she was explaining that while squirrels love nuts they cannot stand ground hogs. She munched upon a Butterfinger candy bar as we interviewed her. Things in New York seem to be heating up.

Footnotes
1  song lyrics by Fonzie

April 8, 2008 at 1:36am
April 8, 2008 at 1:36am
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Rampaging Turkeys attacking Postal Workers! *Shock* What will the Animal Kingdom come up with next? What exactly made these Midwestern wild poultry so angry? Was their mail being fouled up? Were important escape documents sent to the tribe of Wild Birds finding their way to the offices of the C.I.A.? [Certifiably Irate AgAgents]

It seems that innocent postal delivery folks are being pecked upon by a Tribe of Wandering Turkeys in Madison Wisconsin. Yes, Thanksgiving has seemingly unhinged this Avian Gang. Experts who claim to be 'in the know' blame the behavior on sex - of course. Whether the birds are not getting enough, or can't find the right mate, who knows.

Postal workers attempted to halt the attacks using Super Soakers but the Tribe soon became wise to the water guns and it is rumored the Tribe sent a representative to the Capital Building to protest the watery attacks. Others in the Tribe were seen carrying signs that read:

Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!


Now my bed calls - I'm off to answer it. Anyone else hear of weird and wacky happenings in the news. No - not in the political arena either, that's just too easy!

*Heart*



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