(CC runs in and falls face first (CLUNK) on da floor.)

OK.... Who wants ta hit me first ?

(POW !!!).......(THUD)

(Blink..blink)

OK !!!! dat might not have been the greatest first statement to be said after not being in here for ummmmmmm. (CC looks)..... 2 months... TWO MONTHS !!!!! (Gulp)

GOOD GAWD !!!!! Whats up wif DAT !!!!!!

WELL !!!!.... without going into a ton of WOE-Is-CC Stuff... Lets just say that things are real tough these last few months.....ummmm....wel this WHOLE DANG YEAR !!! (lol) Anyways me and the Wimmins are fine....Things are just really beaten da snot of of me...BUT I'M OK !!!! I can take a dang punch.....

(POW !!!!!!!) ....(THUD)

HEY WHO DID DAT !?!?!?!?!

I came into to fling out sumfin.... And it's sumfin I don't think I could ebber forgive meself for..even if I knowed I didn't have much of a darn choice about it.

BUT I MISSED SEEIN MY DANG QUEEN !!!!! (CC sobs)
**insert slobberin,chokin,vulgar nasel sounds**

SHE CAME O-BER DA POND !!!!!....And flung herself all around da country....AND AND AND AND AND.... I COULDN"T SEE HER !!!!!!. (CC kicks da dang DIRT !!!!!)

What da heck kinda White Knight...AM I ??????

Ok.... OK !!!!! (grrrrrrrrrrr)

I'm a HUGE-BRICK HEADED-SLIME Filled hunk of a QUEEN MISS-ER !!!!!!!!! DATS WHAT !!!!

(CC yells ober da ocean)
I"M SORRY SCARLETT !!!!!..... (sigh)

Well I've already added that to my list of CRAP i'll never forgive myself for.
AND YES !!!!.....Dats a long darn list of DO-OBERS !!!!!!...
(CC looks at the list)

Ya know it a dang wonder I'm not DEAD !!!!....
with all the bone headed thing I wish I could have done..or done over...or not done at all,,,or done better....or done sumfin....or DONE....Ummmmmm.... (Blink..BLink)

OH YOU GET DA PICTURE !!!!! LOL.

Anyways.... I SUCK !!!!... And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna KEEP SUCKIN for a bit...LOL.

BUT ONE DANG DAY !!!!.... I'm gonna STOP SUCKIN and da next thing you folks knowed I'll be back in here flingin....TOPICS !!!!!!....YEAH DATS RIGHT..... TOPICS !!!!! (hehehe)

HEY WAIT !!! I got a Hannah Update !!!!!
She's been draggin me all over da dang east coast with her Fastpitch Softball Team the last few months and....AND. Well her 14u teams Power Ranking in the Country is.
WELL let me put it this way.

The National USSSA Power Rankings place her team...6TH !!! in the Country !!!!
LOL !!!!... Last I looked there are 927 teams ranked in this leauge...So 6th is FREAKIN FREAKY !!!!....hehehehee.... So with me havin to tote here to all them practices and then go off most Weekends to Tournaments...and Havin ta be her personal ASS-Is-TANT !!!and BAGGAGE DRAGGER !!!.... I'M DANG BUSY !!!!.....LOL.

But that Girls done good folks....Battin somewhere around 460 with a 580 on base%
She hittin from both side the plate now and has freaked out folks at the fact she can slap a bunt and get to first base in....2.7 seconds on average. hehehee. best I've timed her this year is 2.49....But I was sittin out in the sun drinkin longnecks and I might have got a tad jumpy wif da stop watch...LOL. anyways....DAT DANG GIRL CAN RUN !!!!! HAHAHAHA.

ANYWAYS !!! I got to go.

(CC looks at all of you)

I MISS YOU FOLKS !!!!! please forgive me for not being in her sloppin around the freaky words and stuff.... But...like I said... I SUCK !!!!

HUGS FLung AT YA !!!!

****special note****

If this is the first time you've read one of my Globs....QUICK !!...SWALLOW...ADVIL !!!!
(most folks knowed dat already...but just wanted to explain the headpain if this is your first time and stuff) NOW HURRY Before your ears fall off....hehehee
 

Man this had been a strange Morning.

I'm trying to work BOTH of my jobs at the same time... I swore that this wouldn't ever happen but the way things are going around here ...WHAT DA HECK CAN I DO.

And Speakin of Strange..... I just got off da phone with him... (hehehehee)
I thought I should Call Tor and check in on him... He sounded Tired but at the same time he sound good... SEE DA MAN IS STRANGE.

Anyways we talked for a bit and mildly called each other some knarly names just so we would be able to sleep tonight. And after he said the next time I see him he's gonna bust me ober da head wif a DANG CANE !!!! (blink..blink)
WELL DATS NOT FAIR !!!! If he gets to walk around wif a dang STICK well I would tend to think it be ok for me to haul around a chain saw or sumfin... DON'T DAT SOUND FAIR !!
Anyways the next time me and him see each other da plan is to have a jabbin contest.
HEY I DON'T CARE IF DA MAN IS OLD... Heck I'll be darn Fiddy this year... I figure dat sticks me in da old fart -AARP totin- bad attitude flingin- lost my mind GROUP.

So if he thinks he can just walk up to me and take a SWING AT ME wif dat dang STICK..
well... Dat grizzle faced goat farmer is gonna walk into a HEAP-O-TROUBLES !!!! I don't care if he is DA LORD OF DARKNESS !!!! I'll have sumfin watin on him. (hehehehe)

I was great to hear his voice and the thing about the two of us is dat...While we both say some pretty knarly things at each other.. Both of us know what we really mean.
(CC hang his head)

WELL WE ARE GROWN MEN !!!!!
Men don't say flower flingin feelin stuff to each other !!!!!! (well I don't) hehehee

But just so's you all don't think I'm heartless....WELL.... I hate to do this but ...GAWD...Here is a example or two of what I mean.

I said: I bet ya SMELL like a stuck PIG-IN-DA-MUD !!!!

Now any man knows that what dat mean is:

Boy I'm sure sorry you had to have all those medical test buddy.

AND AND AND

When Tor SAID: CC your darn face would be enough to stop wimmins from wanted to reproduce.

Now DAT MEANS !!!!!

Dang CC I sure do miss lookin at your Hunkish Manly Self.

SEE !!!!!!! Men can't be going around tossin sweet hearin remarks LIKE DAT !!!!!
(well I don't) hehehehehe.

Anyways Tor and I get along JUST FINE da way we always have done.

So if any of you folks are around when Tor and I meet again......well...WATCH OUT!!!!
(hehehehee)

(CC looks ober at Deb and Eric)
WELL... I didn't whack him at your place cause.... I GOT MANNERS !!!! (hehehehe)
Plus I thought DEB was gonna hit him before I'd get a Chance.....hehehehehe.

Now don't go thinkin I'm just a male freak dat can't show his feelins to his friends...

I might say: TOR I hope you butt gets stuck in da Terlet.
(blink..blink) WHOA !!!!! HOLD-UP !!!!!....(CC shivers) Don't READ DAT !!!!
Good GAWD!!!!... DATS WAY TO GRAPHIC !!!!.... FORGET DAT !!!!!
(CC kicks da dirt)

OH HECK

TOR !!!! if ya readin this... please takecare my friend...Do what Mel and them Doctors tell ya so you get feelin better... (CC hangs his head)... Cause I don't even want ta think about not havin ya around to say nice things to.

WHO DA HECK WOULD I YELL NASTY NAMES AT IN HERE !!!!!!!

(CC looks out into WDC)
I'm pretty sure none of your would like to step up take this on.

(CC looks back at Tor)

SO GET YOUR ARSE BETTER DUDE !!!!
I'm lookin forward to the next time we MEET.... YA SISSY !!!!

(CC walks out mumblin)
Dang I hate it when I have to come in here and be all sweet and stuff. GAWD !!!!

Have a great day FOLKS !!!!
And Remember DIS !!!

If you see a stupid lookin freak on the streets.... Don't stop da car and say.
HEY YOU !!!!!.... Ya need FIDDY BUCKS ??????

Cause FIddy bucks won't help me ONE DANG BIT !!!! I need enough to get a full mental alignment thing.... DATS GOT TA COST .... more than Fiddy Bucks.

See ya Later folks !!!!!
(CC walks out)
 

I thought I run in and let you all know how the weekend went in NewJersey with Hannah's Softball Travel team.

FIRST LET ME SAY !!!!
Dat I was very well BEHAVED !!!! I don't think I messed up the state and did my best to leave it da same way I found it.. I don't even think I PEEVED off anoyone.. (CC puffs up his chest) So as it turned out we had a great two days in da Garden State... ( I never did see da garden) Blink..blink.

ANYWAYS !!!!!
As I told ya in my last Glob.... This tournament had teams from Jersey,P.A ,Delaware, New York....AND US from da Loverly State of Maryland.... And Boy did we get some looks from folks.... I can't tell you how many people came up to me and said. WHERE ARE YOU FROM ?. Or I would hear folks talkin to each other sayin stuff like... Who's DAT PERKEL TEAM !!!!.... Or... Have you seen the size of that PERKEL TEAM !!!!
So it was safe to say that we came in Under the radar... And most of those teams didn't have a clue as to what to expect from us.... And after we played three games on Saturday WITHOUT LOOSING A ONE... Everyone was looking at Hannah's team tryin to find anything out about them.
WELL YOU KNOW ME !!!! LOL.

Dudes would walk up to me and ask me which girl was mine out there.... and would then want to know how old she was and how we ranked in our state... How many pitchers we had... All kinds of stuff... WELL ME being a helpful soul ...well... I would tell them dudes all kinds of CRAP... Hehehehe. Heck by the end of the day I think I was the Father of SEVEN of them girls....LOL.
OH don't look at me like DAT !!!!!!

These teams have Scouts lookin at EACH GAME !!!!! LOL... You see them sittin around takin notes while sittin behind the backstop so it didn't matter what I told dat bunch... They all had a plan when it came time to play Hannah's team... OH!!! LOL !!! I did tell this one guy that our Thirdbase-Wimmin was a troubled youth and that the coach keeps a close eye on her because she freaks out if she hears people talkin about her...LOL.

LOOK.... I got to have some FUN TOO !!!! LOL.

SO here is what Happened.

Saturday they played three games.
Won 2 and then Tied 1

Going into Sunday we were ranked 3rd.
Single elimination...Ya LOOSE...YA go HOME !!!

On Sunday they Won the first game 6-3
Won the Second game 10-1 (To a fine team out of P.A)

In the Champion Chip game.... the score was 2-1...
DAT DANG GAME just about KILT ME !!!... The team was on of the best N.J. has....And both teams pitchers came out and did a fine job. BUT HANNAH'S TEAM WON !!!!!!! And Hannah scored BOTH of the runs in that game. heheheheee.

DATS RIGHT !!!! the heap of PERKLE GIRLS from Maryland... Won that Dang Tournament !!!!!! LOL !!!!

I got to tell you a bit about how Hannah did.... CAUSE....WELL... MAN did she have a Weekend.
She ended up batting 11 for 17.... that's .647 for the tournament... (blink..blink).... YUP 647 !!!!! LOL.

She also came away with an MVP award.... LOL... I think every Coach there walked up to Hannah after each game and told her how well she played... Now Hannah is always very polite and just says Thanks Coach your team play great too... (got to love that girl)... I never say a word...I just stand there like a good Dad and try to keep from smilin from ear to ear.... You can see Hannah turnin red... She really doesn't like all that much Attention... SHE's SHY LIKE ME !!!!! LOL...

ALL of Hannah's team played GREAT !!!! each and every one of them did a fine job and I MEAN they just busted the ball and made all the plays in the field... It was fun to watch... (bout gave me a heart failure but man it was fun)

SO I'll end this with tellin ya that they now are quilified to play in ANY NATIONAL TOURNAMENT in the COUNTRY !!!! (dang Wimmin's) AND GET THIS !!!....LOL.

They also now have a Won a BID to a INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT IN ! DANG CANADA !!!!!
(blink...blink)

(CC looks north)
GOOD GAWD !!!! do ya think I'd be allowed in CANADA ????? HAHAHAHAHHA !!!!!!

I have no Idea Where we will end up later this Summer...Hannah's been to the World Series in Orlando the last TWO DANG YEARS !!!!.... I told her DANG COACH.....LOOK !!!!... You said this was a ONCE IN A LIFETIME THING WE GOTTA GO !!!!.... WELL DANG IT !!!.... Do I got to go THREE YEARS IN A ROW !!!
(CC shakes his head) DANG 14 year OLD WIMMINS !!!!!! (CC kicks da dirt !!!! )

Anyways if ya read all of this.... I'm sorry I kept ya.
Heck you folks are the only one's I ever tell this stuff to... All the rest of the time I'm standin out in Center field all by myself talkin to......um.... WELL NO ONE !!!!... Unless one of them dang Scout dudes tired to fish some info out of me.... WELL DATS HIS MISTAKE !!!! for bothern ME.....LOL.

I'd post a picture for ya all but I haven't downloaded them yet.

Thanks for readin my proud FLAPPIN
(CC hangs his head)


WUB YA !!!!!


 

(CC looks around)
I know my Glob Title is a tad freaky but....Here's the thing.

If your lookin for WELL DONE !!!... ya better go read another GLOB !!!! LOL.
Cause the best your gonna get here today is a WHACKO FLAPPIN HIS LIPS while
handin out head pain.... hehehee.

So the fact is today... This is RARE !!!!
cause as you all know.... I never get in here anymore.... (CC kicks da dirt) DANG IT !!!!

ALRIGHT on to da meat of this hunk of Globage.

First OFF.... I just would like to inform you all that... Hannah has started DRAGGIN me all over the East Coast with her travelball team... This weekend I gotta go to da LOVERLY STATE OF NEW JERSEY... Don't know yet WHERE in New Jersey cause I like to keep dat a SECRET so I don't cause a PANIC in the state.
Looks like this Tournment will be the first real test for Hannah;'s team this year.... 12 teams from four states will be there and I did some scoutin around... (Cause I'm nosey like dat).... and I found out that over half of these dang teams are ranked rather high over here on the Atlantic side of the Country.
So Friday I got to pack up da Truck and spend da Weekend with a heap of Knarly 14 year old girls who want to KICK SOMEONE'S ARSE.... (Blink...blink)
***special note***
I think it must be havin all that pent up Wimmins Rage with no one to fling it at that gets these girls so worked up....Cause all I did yesterday at practice was to call them all in a group and tell them that it was time to strap on thier game faces and go in there and prove to those teams that they don't have the GUTS or TALENT to be messin with a Hard workin-good lookin- team like they are.
I TOLD THEM that them teams over there would take one look at them and think...
OH WE CAN BEAT DA SNOT out of those SISSY lookin rejects...WERE GONNA 10 RUN THEM UGLY RUNTS.
There's no good TEAMS THAT COME FROM MARLYLAND !!!!.... THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE !!!!!

(Blink...Blink)
Well I might have gone a bit overboard cause.....Well... This is where the 14 year old Pent up Wimmin rage thing came and spattered all over me.... DEM GIRLS.... WENT OFF !!!!.... ALL AT DA SAME TIME !!!!
(GULP)
I never heard a heap of girls start yellin and Flingin Knarly remarks at what they were gonna do to them teams over in NJ... Now with me being the Only Adult there at the time I got to tell ya that MY EARS WAS BURNT TO A CRISP !!!!!... Some of the things they said....well.... WAS SHOCKIN !!!!!!
OH and even MY OWN HANNAH was right there in the middle of the frenzy sayin stuff about them other girls havin to many LEAKIN ZITS to be able to see the line drives she was gonna whack at um so they better have a ambulance ready for fast medical attention. (blink..blink)
OH BUT I HEARD WORSE THAN DAT !!!!!
The slightly over zealous 3rd basewimmin started in on the HORMONES IMBALANCES of all them MAN-LOOKIN 14 year olds on those teams... (B...A....LINK.....B....LINK)

Now with me livin with a heap of Wimmin I knew to Back away from that pack of pent-up-puberty-strickin-pile of-peeved-off-players.....and well. I just walked back to the Coach and the Manager where it was safe.

They looked ober at me and said.... WHAT DA HECK IS GOING ON OVER THERE CC ?

I (Hung my head) and said.
WELL... I kinda gave them a PEP-TALK... and WELL...
I might have....WELL...

Then the Coach couldn't hear me no more cause them DANG GIRLS had gotten themselves in a HEAP.
and where jumpin up and down yellin...

BEAT-UM
BURRY THEM
WHO's NEXT !!!!

BEAT-UM..... MAKE IT HURT..... WE ARE...... HUN.......GRY !!!!!!!

So the three of us was standin there watchin this.....And da Coach leans over and says.

CC I don't want you talkin to those girls without supervison OK ?

WELL CRAP !!!!! I can't help that them girls got in a FRENZY !!!!!
I don't need no dang SUPERVISIONS !!!!!... This AIN'T MY FAULT !!!!!

Bout this time one girls yells..... WE ARE GONNA MAKE THEM CRY !!!!!!!!!!!

Both Coach and Manager look over at me and shake their heads.

(SIGH)
So I walk back to my truck and turn on a easy listen music and think about JUST HOW MANY DANG TIMES WIMMINS GET ME IN TROUBLE !!!!!! GAWD !!!!! (hehehehee)

So after practice Hannah comes over and gets in the truck and says.
Thanks for the PEP-TALK DAD !!!!!.... That WAS FUN !!!!!.... The Coach told me to tell you that he's gonna do all the pep-talks this weekend...And that we can't chant anything about making the other team CRY.

OH and The team MOM said we shouldn't shake our butts at them either.

HEY !!! I got nothin to do with 14 year old girls SHAKIN ANYTHING !!!! GAWD !!!!!
Hannah laughs and said ....I know DAD but we deciced that in the heat of battle ...If something comes out of us that we get yelled at for ..we can BLAME IT ON YOU !!!! (then she busted out laughin)

(blink..blink)

SO !!!!! I can look forward to a FINE WEEKEND NOW !!!!... I prolly have to stand way out beyond the Center Field fence ALONE !!!!!... Where them Girls can't get me in TROUBLE !!!!!... Cause every dang time I try to be helpful all I get is freaky looks from them other parents....
LIKE IT's MY FAULT !!!! thier daughter yells.... YEAH BEAT DA SNOT OUT OF THEM !!!!!

YA KNOW DA YOUTH OF AMERICA thinks I'm a perfect TARGET for BLAMIN STUFF ON !!!!!

(CC kicks da Dirt and walks out)

***** another special note*******
Please don't tell the folks in New Jersey I'm Comin OK?
and if you readin this from New Jersey....ummmm... I SWEAR I'LL BEHAVE !!!!!

(CC kicks the dirt again and mumbles)
cause I'll be banished to DA CENTER FIELD AREA ALONE !!!!!
OH DA PAIN !!!!!!!

Have a LOVERLY DAY !!!!!


 

(CC walks in and hold up a sign sayin)

"For da Wubbage of GAWD insert some ADVIL NOW !!!!"

I hope this I'snt gonna be long winded but after a few days of readin the fine blogs about the meeting we had at Deb's and Eric's I thought it was about time we got to da MEAT OF THE MATTER !!!!!.... NO NOT DA DANG BRISKET !!!! (Dat comes later...hehehee)

What I got to tell and SHOW you today is what ya get if you EVER invite TOR to your house... Now don't get me wrong here...If you ever have the chance to meet Tor..YA GOTTA DO IT !!!!... Don't let what I say here.....SCARE DA HECK OUT OF YA !!!!.

I just thought with all the fine pictures and blogs that were posted I better just fling this at ya so's ya can get da FULL PICTURE of what went on.
ERIC !!!! will back me up on this FULLY !!!!!
(CC looks over a Eric)
Won't ya Buddy...Your say... "Yup CC got the whole story PERFECT !!!! "
(blink...blink)

So let me thank Mr.Eric NOW !!!!! (Thanks Buddy )

Anyways here goes a STORY ya HEVEN't HEARD YET !!!!!

Tor, Eric and I was sitting out on the deck with da sun beatin down on us, And we was just havin a Man's talk about How things in life Shock ya from time to time.. AND WELL..
Then I asked Eric about the area him and Deb live in (very pretty I might add) WELL DATS WHEN ERIC SAID !!!!!!

Do ya wanna go into TOWN !!!!

Well at hearin THIS....DAT DANG TOR ... Jumped up and Yelled.

"TA TOWN !!!!....YIPPEEeeeeee... Where going ta Town.
Hold on I'll be right back I got to change... (blink...blink)

So da man FLEW in the house and left Eric and I sittin there in Da Sun lookin at each other thinkin... WHAT DA HECK !!!!... Poor Eric not havin been around Tor before sat there with this look on his face shakin his head... And well I DIDN't know what to say to the man... I think Just told him that everything was gonna be ok and that Sometimes Tor just gets a bit excited about stuff.

WELL ABOUT DAT TIME !!!!! I hear da house door open up and I TURN AROUND AND OUT COMES THIS !!!!!!!

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O-LAWDY-LAWDIE....

I just had ta Hang my darn head and said..... HERE WE GO..........AGAIN !!!!!!

As I looked back up at Da DIVA TOR.... I heard this strang sound coming over from where Mr. Eric was stittin.... SO I SPUN AROUND... to the GASPIN SOUND.
POOR ERIC !!!!!!!!


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Well I guess I forgot this was was Eric's first time and by lookin at him he was gonna have is eye-parts pop out and roll across da deck is I didn't so SUMFIN QUICK !!!!!


So Quick Turned back to DA DUMB DIVA DAVID and told him a thing or two about shockin folks with his fondnessizums of FISHNETS !!!!!!!

SO while Eric was gaspin for air I told Tor.

WHAT da heck are you doing?. tryin to KILL US !!!!!

HE SAYS..... Well CC I don't know about you but if are fixin ta go to town I'm not going to be caught NOT ...LOOKIN NICE !!!!!

LOOKIN NICE !!!!! I Yelled.

ERIC just said he was going to take us for a DANG RIDE !!!!! He didn't say he was Going to take us to a DANG NIGHT CLUB OR A BAR !!!!!!!

TOR YELLS !!!!!

A NIGHT CLUB !!!!!...WERE GOING TO A NIGHT CLUB !!!!!!

Well then da man spins around in his pumps and FLEW BACK IN DA HOUSE !!!!!

I hear Poor Eric suckin wind .... He says... CC... Where is Tor going NOW?

I had to go over and put my hand on his shoulder and try to explain a whole mess of stuff to him about dealin with TOR... I tired to not Freak da Dude out...Cause Tor was stayin at his house and all... But even I WAS A-SCARED as to what was gonna come out da house NEXT !!!!

So I had just told Eric about the time Tor was a swimsuit Modle for Sports Illistrated...and was gettin to the time when he took a second job and a House Wench. WHEN !!!!

WHEN !!!!!

Eirc and I turned around at da sound of a High Pitch Slow Talkin HE-MAN YELLIN !!!!

I'M READY !!!!!!

LET GO TO DA NIGHT-CLUB !!!!!!!!



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(blink....blink)

I heard a THUD !!!!!!! and turned around to see Dat...THIS WAS WAY TO MUCH FOR MR.ERIC.... Da man was face first on his deck and da gaspin had returned FULL FORCE.

Bout dat time I guess I got a bit PEEVED.... SO I turn around and after I STOPPED GAGGIN MYSELF.... I started in on Tor with a Long LINE OF FLAPPAGE !!!!... MAN I was givin it to him good... I mean He just can't do stuff like this to folks he's only known a day or two..... PLUS addin da stress of ME being around TOO !!!!!

WELL... While I was Tellin Tor that Nobody around here was going to be impress lookin at DAISY-DANG-DUKE ON ACID !!!! and that he should just go in a stick on some man stuff so we could go into TOWN......When I hear from Eric facefirst on da deck.

CC..... CC !!!!!

Yeah Mr. Eric ... I says.

Eric looks me in da eye and says..... WE..ARE....NOT !!!!!...Going TA TOWN !!!!
AS A MATTER OF FACT !!!!.... I'm not going NO WHERE TILL...
DAT !!!!! (he was pointin at TOR)

IS BACK OVER THE MISSISSIPPI !!!!!!

Well TOR !!!!! Busted into tears and ran back in da HOUSE !!!!!

I picked Mr. Eric back up and sat him down just in time cause da LOVERLY DEB and DA SAINTLY MEL were just walkin up.

Eric whispers ......do we have to tell the girls about this.

WELL DEB...and MEL.
(CC hangs his head)

I thought it best that I save Eric the Embarrassment of the whole thing so I agreed to NOT say a word at the time... so thats why you didn't know this Happen.

BUT I KNOW !!!!! Eric will back me up on this NOW !!!!!!
( CC looks at Eric with his best pouty face...pleadin)

RIGHT ERIC !!!!

This is what HAPPEN RIGHT ?????

YOU SAW IT ALL !!!!! RIGHT ?????

Well I guess it's best to state right now that No Animals or small children were exposed to any part of this entry....and that for the most part....ummmmmm... Well.... I'm Gonna leave you all with this.

Some folks got Their Stories of what Happen.

And well This is my GLOB so I GOT MINE !!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!

(CC looks at the crowd)

Ya know I sure hope Tor is at work right now...(blink..blink)
and well.... I hate to think of the price I'm gonna have to pay for
slappin a smile on your face.

YA ARE SMILIN RIGHT ????????

(CC hangs his head)

For all you upstandin folks out there.... I'M DANG SORRY !!!!!
Shockin ya or makin ya sick was not my intent... I JUST GOT ISSUSE'S in my brain muscles!!!!!

(CC hangs his head Lower)
I'll go stand in da corner now until you tell me I can come out.

CC - drags his feet as he heads to DA CORNER !!!!!

DA END !!!!!

(heheheee..I got more ya know.. but I don't wanna get in no more troubles) heheheee.

 

(CC runs in)

I got ta fling this FAST cause I'm at work and....and.....well..... I'm burried here.

Now before I fling up this picture I would just like to state dat.... This is a UN-TOUCHED PHOTO !!!!!!
I don't give a darn how much Tor snots and crys... He's just gonna have-ta SUCK IT UP and deal with this.

AS A MATTER OF FACTNESS !!!!
I would just like to tell him right now that... While I MIGHT have some small amount of skill in pixel placement...
most of the time ... I don't need to touch a thing to get my point across. As you will see below.

OH YEAH !!!!.... Before DAN runs in a shouts again.

DAN CALLED US !!!!!..... It was great to hear his voice.... (CC looks over at Dan) ARE YA OK NOW? (hehehehehe)

Anyways here is the group Photo of all us out on Eric's and Deb's Deck.

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For folks who don't know us.
(bottom row from ugly...to....right.)
TOR......Da loverly Saint MEL... Then my fine friend Mr. Eric
(Back Row)
(from Me to Deb)
WELL.... DATS me Left.....and DA LOVERLY DEB

As you can see we are all out in da bright sun...so Dats why our eye's are all cruched up.

When I started lookin at the pictures I had from the meeting, I tried to find this first one to post to show just how wonderful it was to be able to meet these fine people.
So when I was lookin at this... I did so... with great care... (CC looks at Tor).... GAWD !!!!! .... BUT TOR DID IT AGAIN !!!!!!

Here....Look at the picture again folks.

Now listen to what FINE CAPTION I was writin before da stuff hit da fan.

(Caption I had to DELETE)

> Dats Me folks in the back with my hand wraped around da Loverly Mrs. Deb.....And Deb is reachin Down to grab ahold of her Hubby Da Wonderful Mr. Eric.
And sittin next to Mr. Eric is.....DA SAINTLY MEL (CC bows)...
And while I had ahold of Deb.. and..Deb had ahold of Eric...
TOR HAD AHOLD OF.......OF.......OF
(CC hangs his head)
HEY TOR WHAT DO YOU HAVE AHOLD OF !!!!!!!!..... (blink...blink) OH LAWD !!!!!!!!!!

GOOD GAWD TOR !!!!!...... YA DONE MESSED UP MY DANG CAPTION !!!!!!! DANG IT DUDE !!!!!!

Why couldn't ya just HOLD MEL !!!!!!..... OR SUMFIN !!!!!.....GEEEEEEEEEEEEZE !!!!!!!

(CC kicks da dirt)

Sorry Folks..... I know most of ya wouldn't even have noticed.....And.... I hope ya don't blame me for makin ya yell.......GOOD GAWD !!!!!!!!

But being me I just had to share what happen here..... with this.....UN-TOUCHED PHOTO !!!!!!

SO TOR !!!!! don't you DARE run in here all snottin and cryin about me and my dang Photo-shop pixel-pokin.... I can't help da facts
of THIS DANG PHOTO !!!!!...... (CC tosses his hands in da air).

I did everything I could to post a WARM-HAPPY-FRENDLY-GROUP SHOT....

I got to get back to work now...... maybe I can finish my day..... and just try to forget my thoughts of him in this photo.....
 

Sorry but this is the first chance I have had to sit down infront of a computer. (pant..pant)

First I got to tell you that right now I only have a chance to give you a few bits of My Visit to Deb and Erics home on tuesday... I know you all would like to see pictures but right now I'm at work and my camera with the pictures IS NOT !!! (hehehehee) So NO SCREAMIN AT ME cause I got no dang Pictures.
I'M VERY DANG SENSITIVE !!!!!! (blink..blink)

Well I left my house early cause I had a detailed map on how to get to Deb and Eric's Home... I knew it was gonna be a very nice drive cause I was going on a heap of back roads... Ya see this is were da MAP PART was a waste of time... While I didn't get lost... I did get to see many more roads then what was highlighted on my map... I was a very pretty drive up thru the hills of PA.

I told Tor (da Skank) that I would try to get up there around 10:30- 11:00 AM....

AND GUESS WHAT ?

Tor called me at 10:29 and said.... WHAR-R-YA....DUMMY. I thought you said you would be here by NOW !!!!..... Well Dats when I told dat heap of out-a-place X-Texan Sissy.... WALK OUTSIDE !!!!!!

Cause at the time I knew I was with-in a house or two...but I couldn't see da house number.

NOW DON'T YA KNOW TOR thought I was yappin falsehoods and refused to go outside so I knew what house to invade.... He said YEAH RIGHT...Your not gettin me to go outside for no dang reason. I know all your tricks...your not makin me look like a FOOL !!!!
(which is a prime spot to make him look like a fool) ....and I DID. heheheheee.

SO HE SENT DEB OUT !!!!!!!

So I'm sittin in my truck lookin for ANYONE to come out of a house so I would know which on the four I was lookin at had DAT SMELLY TOR IN IT.

When I saw a HUGE SMILE and a Wave from Da LOVELRY DEB in here front yard.
(WAY BETTER than seein dang TOR ANYWAYS !!!)

So I pulled in the drvieway and jumped out and walked over to a person I have never met before and Smashed her wif a BIG CC hug and thanked her for lettin me visit. Let me say right now that Mrs.Deb gave me a nice hug right back and at once I felt welcome... HECK SHE DIDN'T EVEN HIT ME !!!! LOL.
Well da next thing I see is Tor at the door and he was givin me heck because of how he thought I was trickin him... and that it was about time I showed up. And that I was still ugly...Still stupid...and STILL a PAIN IN HIS ARSE !!!! (dang it's good to know he's notice my fine work... Hehehehehe.

Anyways I grabbed a hold of my great Friend and gave him a hug..( put made sure he didn't reach around and took-hold of my tailsection like he did last time I saw him... (dang freak) and then we all walked inside where i got me ANOTHER HUG !!!!!!!! ..... NO NOT FROM ERIC !!!!....Geeeeeze.
DA LOVERLY MEL was standing there and I grabbed her fro a good squezzin... and THEN... I walked over and Shook Eircs Hand.....LIKE MEN DO !!!!!.... WITH NO TAIL GRABBIN TOR !!!!!!

I GOT TO TELL YA THIS !!!!
After we walked into thier Kitchen and started talkin.... It didn't take me 30 seconds to feel at home with these two fine people who's home I was in... I swear Deb instantly had me smacked with a smile on my face and Mr.Eric I could see at once was like a friend I been around for years.... HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY I was FREAKY LOOKIN !!!! (now I don't know what he was thinkin...but he never said it) hehehehee.

ANYWAYS.... after about 5 minutes af talkin... and Knowin Tor had been in her house for amost a day. I turned to Deb and said.... How ya makin out with HIM (pointin at TOR) in your house.

She looked me in da eye and said. I'M GONNA KILL HIM !!!!!

I busted out laughin and thought... DANG I LIKE HER !!!!!... Eric was smilin and shakin his head in a manner of agreement with his loverly wife.... and I turned to Tor and said.

WHAT DA HECK HAVE YOU DONE NOW !!!!!!... YOU DARK SKANKY LORD OF SMELLY STUFF !!!

Dats when I was told about the post Tor had done that morning...and him bustin on poor Deb cause her veiw-point of the world is slightly lower than a lot of folks.... BUT HECK she is taller than Mrs. CC... So I didn't think she was standin in a hole or nuffin.... She was just LOVERLY.
I looked over a Mel and asked Tor had been way out of line...And I think she said she broke a few whoopin sticks already.... So DATS when I looked TOR in da eye.....MAN TO MAN.... FREIND TO FRIEND...
GOOD-ta SKANKY and said.

Ya told your HOST she was a dang MUNCH-KIN !!!!!!.... YA CALLED HER NAMES !!!!!

I swear if had brought DA SWORD OF LIGHT wif me...I'd...a...jabbed him in his left nostril.

Well I got to get back to work....So I'll come back and let ya all in on the rest of our day up thar.... I'll just leave ya with this.... We didn't have to call da Cops... Nobody died... Tor was still alive when I left... But we did have to almost call DA FIRE DEPARTMENT !!!!!.. (Tor cooked cow armpit ya know) hehehehheee.

I'll get back with some pictures and some more flappage real soon.

I HAD A GREAT DAY !!!!!

And from the bottom of my heart I want to thank Eric and Deb for havin me up... It warmed my heart to be able to meet them for the first time and....well.... NOW THEY ARE STUCK WIF ME !!!! LOL.
(CC bows low)
THANK YOU TWO !!!!!

I can't wait to hear how the all made out in Gettysbury yesterday.... MAN I wish I could have had the time to go with them.... (BUT...dats how it is)

Ya know the last thing I got to say is.... I WUB YA MEL !!!!!
It was so nice to see ya Hon... FOLKS... MEL is a dang SAINT !!!!!

AND if Deb hasn't Kilt Tor yet.....WELL....SO IS SHE !!!!! Hehehehehee.

HEY SKYLER !!!!! (might have spelt dat wrong) HEY DUDE !!!!!
I got two thing ta say to YA !!!!!!

BLINK !!!!!........BLINK !!!!!!
(hahahahahehehehe)

Seems I might have infected da Debs Son......
(boy I hate when dat happens...hehehehehe)


MORE LATER !!!!!!


 

I know most of ya know that I'm expected to ...go on a road trip tomorrow.
And I can't wait to see Mrs. Deb and Mr. Eric for da first time.... Also my hearts feelin good cause I get ta slap a big HUG on DA SAINTLY MEL !!!!! MAN This is going to be the first day I have had off in about 2 months... Seein these three will be SO COOL !!!!!

(CC looks ober at TOR !!!)

Ya know folks I'm not even gonna call him any names today.... THe way I look at it, most of you are a might tired of me defending myself against da likes of HIM... SOOOoooo.
I'm not gonna call him no names in this Glob. I figure I'll just save it all up cause TOMORROW I can toss all of them at him TO HIS FACE !!!! (CC smiles)

DANG I'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT DAY TOMORROW !!!!!!

Now His head will be swelled up a bit by then cause I know Mel is gonna have ta beat him wif a stick a few dozen times cause of his lack of MANNERS !!!! and and and I know Deb will crack him upside da head for da stuff that comes out his mouth.... So he might look a bit torn-up. BUT HECK. If his ears ain't sweeled shut... I still get to try and PEEVE HIM OFF !!!!!! (CC looks up)..... Tank-ya-lawd

So I'm not gonna say a word about Tor today.

BUT HEY !!!!!

Beings I'm gonna have to look at him Tomorrow.... Is there anything you fine folks would like for me to pass on to his ROYAL-SKANKY-NESS-IZUMS ???????
I mean I got no poblems passin on your thoughts.

Ummmmmmm.....I guess I will have to warn you that......Ummmmmmm.
If you were to tell me to tell TOR that he is a wounderfull blogger and a fine man.
WELL..... I might get things messed up and say sufin like.

NADA told me dat you smell like PUKE and look WORSE !!!!!
(sorry Nada I just picked ya out for a example Hon)

I might not get your request perfect....But please feel free to place anything you would like me to say to TOR in a Comment below... (then hope for da best) LMAO !!!!

OH TOR !!!!! if your readin this..... Nada didn't say ya looked like PUKE.

But Scarlett said ya got Bow-Legs and a face like a FROG !!!!!!
(sorry Scarlett ...again this is just a example thing) Da loverly Queen didn't say he had
crooked legs or a green slime filled face.

SO COMMENT your well wishes for Tor and I'll deliver them as best I can.

You all have a Loverly day
and wish me luck in my attempts to be NICE tomorrow.

Wub ya loads
and who's got DA BAIL MONEY !!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHahahaha-choke-hack-gasp.

(CC bows and walks out)


 

GOOD LAWD !!!!!

I just read TOR's BLOG !!!! (sniff....sniff)
Ummmm do you guys smell sumfin like a Terlet full of Dead FOO-FOO Flowers ? (Blink...blink)

Anyways I just got done readin it...(And stopped laughin)... Then I call Da La-Terlet-Sweat-Smellin HE-MAN on da PHONE !!!!

Well he musta been in a bad mood cause... I didn't even get ta say HELLO before he started callin me KNARLY NAMES !!!!
I think he was try ta HURT MY DANG FEELINGS !!!!!!.... THEN all I heard was about how much is lookin foward ta bashin my HONOR infront of Deb and Eric.

I had to raise my voice just to get a word in ... I SAID !!!! TOR !!!!! Grab your dang flappin tounge and HUSH-UP !!!!!!

All I heard after that was:

Na---nee---naw--nuck-neede-nod-nue.....numb-nass.
(CC shakes his head)

HUSH UP TOR!!!! (I had ta yell)

Look I'm gonna try to be on my best behavior at Deb and Eric's...
we can't act like 10 year olds infront of FOLKS WE DON'T KNOW !!!!!
SO GET A GRIP !!!!!... FOO-FOO-FACE !!!!

(Then I heard on da phone)

Noat-nu-nawl-nee- NOO-NOO-NACE !!!!!! na-NURK !!!!!

(CC looks to da sky and shakes his head) GAWD HELP US ALL !!!!!!!!!!!

MRS DEB !!!!!!
Who ever is keepin da OFFICAL RECORD of this encounter need to make a note that while I have tried to aproach seein Tor again with HONOR.
HE has done NOTHIN BUT tell me how he's gonna chop-up my personage...and spit out the chewy PARTS !!!!!. (CC shakes his head)

MR ERIC !!!!
You got NO Idea as to what your gonna have sleppin under your ROOF !!!! And don't beleive A DANG THING he's says about me until I get there.
Heck If I was you I'd just stick TOR in da spare bedroom closet and shove a hanger up his....um....well...um...ya better just skip dat unless ya got a
good strong pair of gloves..... (blink..blink) ummmmmm.... Just keep him there out of the way for safety reasons until I get there.

ANYWAYS !!!!!

I think I'll arrive just in time ta SAVE YA from CAPTAIN STUPID for a few hours. (hehehehe)

OH !!!! and before I hung up on TOR.... Don't ya know I had to tell him to let go of his tongue before his face dried out and he DIED !!!!!!
(CC shakes his head)..... GAWD !!!!.... GIVE ME STREATH !!!!!....

(sniff....sniff) WHAT IS DAT SMELL !!!!!!!

Hehehehehee
 

Hi Folks

I know it’s been a dang long while. (CC hangs his head)
But I got to tell ya that things are keeping me busy as heck.
But it seems I have fell OFF DA DANG WORD FLINGIN WAGON.

And if it wasn’t for this EMERGENCY SIT-U-ATION thing comin next week
Well ……Let just say that I had to just STOP….and run in here to do this blog thing today.

WHAT EMERGENCY ya might ask.
(CC waits)

WELL COME ON ASK !!!!!!! (CC taps his foot)

OK OK…. Stop yellin… I’ll come out with it.


It seems dat TOR is comin EAST of da Mississippi River next week.
(Gawd help us ALL)

Ya see I sleep well at night knowin that I have the whole EASTERN side of the country FREE of TOR.
While he lived in Texas I felt GREAT… When he moved to Missouri I was feelin OK but a tad freaked out.
It was just knowin dat he was still on da otherside of the Mississippi kept dat safe feelin in me.

WELL !!!!!!!!!!

It looks like….ALL HECK IS GONNA BREAK LOOSE.
DA MAN is comin EAST !!!! and he will be no more than a hour or so from my DANG HOME !!!!
And as of right now…He has TOLD ME that I must come up to see his ROYAL SKANKY BUTT while he is over here on
Da east coast… HE…. SUMMOND ME !!!!... HE GAVE ME NO CHOICE !!!!!... (CC shakes his head)

Ta Tell you da truth I can’t wait to see DA LOVERLY SAINT MEL AGAIN…. She sure is a sweety and even if she has ta Smack me with a stick
(AGAIN) It will be a honor just to be in da same room with a loverly person of a Wimmin like her.

NOW here is where I start ta feel bad. (CC hangs his head)

(CC eyes come up sadly lookin at Mrs. Deb and Mr. Eric)

You two Loverly folks don’t know what DA HECK IS ABOUT TA HAPPEN TO YA !!!!!! (CC shakes his head)
I’ve been thinking about this and….well….all I can say a full FOUR days before this comes to pass is…….IS.
I’M SORRY For what ever it is I’m gonna do while at your HOME for da day.

Under a normal meeting…. (without TOR)
I think you would find me a……A…..Shy-while-freaky lookin-kinda-mild mannered-flapperfaced-DUDE.
And I’d not have this fear as to me keeping myself…Under control enough so Ya wouldn’t look at me and feel bad.
HECK… if this was NORMAL… I might even impress you both with my crisp brain contents… (I’ve fooled folks before ya know)

BUT THIS AIN’T GONNA BE NORMAL !!!!!!
You got da DANG SKANKY LORD OF DARKNESS STAYIN AT YOUR DANG HOUSE !!!!!!! and THEN !!!!!
You invited….ME !!!!... DA DEFENDER OF DA LIGHT… To come up and HANG OUT !!!!

(CC shakes his head)
OOOOOOH I got a bad feelin bout this.
( CC kicks da dirt)

MELS GONNA WACK ME WIF A STICK !!!!!!.... HECK…. IF DEB don’t hit me in under 30 minutes I’ll be surprised !!!!

(CC looks over at Mr.Eric)
Sir… I would like to at this time ta say… YOU DON’T HAVE A GUN IN YOUR HOUSE DO YA ?
(CC mumbles sumfin about being shot)

OK HOLD ON !!!!

Before this get totally out of control…. Cause I might be jumpin da ….DA….gun here. (blink..blink)

HECK I might just be freakin out about all this a bit…. I might be able to be in the same room as Tor for a few hours and NOT have
A heap of knarly thoughts flow thru me… I might not have to hold back my tongue cause he peeves me off… HECK I can spend a few hours being NICE
To him…. BUT.

I”VE KNOWN HIM FOR 8 YEARS or so !!!!!
He’s evil….he SLEEPS WIF GOATS !!!!.... Wear Wimmins underclothes…. (blink..blink)
He’s done more underhanded stuff to me than anyone ON EARTH….AND LAUGHED IN MY FACE !!!!!!
HE…..HE…. (CC sways left…..then Right…)

(Blink…blink)

OH this AIN’T GONNA BE GOOD !!!!!!!!

MRS. DEB !!!!!.....MR. ERIC !!!!!!

I just want ya ta know dat…..um…. well…. I’m gonna do my BEST to be on my BESTEST manner flingin visitorshipin personage thing.
And if da stuffin hit da fan…I just want ya ta knowed that… ummmmm.

Well…. Just keep thinking that…. While your eyes is poppin out your head….and ya get a bit dizzy from the stuff that comes out my mouth.
I’m NORMALY just a strange thinking kinda shy dude when not in the COMPANY OF DA DANG EVIL THINKIN TOR !!!!

I close this by thankin you infront of all here for da invataion to your home….And thank you from da bottom of my heart.

(CC looks at all of you)

Aren’t ya startin ta feel bad for Deb and Eric already. Lawd knows I am. (CC hangs his head)

Have a Loverly day Folks.
Hugs to ya all !!!! (cept Tor) hehehehee.

 

OK OK OK !!!!!
Lets all take a breath and clear our minds.

OK STOP !!!!... Dang I almost forgot to breath !!!!!! (pant..pant)

TOR called me the other day.... And was tellin me dat ole Mr. Winter done SWACKED him in the tailsection and that he had no Power
and that he might have BLOWN up his computer (for da 20th time) AGAIN !!!!!!!
But da other day...Him and Mel still had HEAT ..... SO Me being ME !!!!....
I didn't call and check on him until JUST NOW !!!!

WHOLY FROZEN COWBOY PARTS !!!!!!!!

Dat man STILL has no Electric type Services !!!!!.... And his puter might still be DEAD !!!!!!

I swear we talked on the phone for a LONG DANG TIME !!!!.... and after hearin all the tales of his adventures... I SWEAR !!!!
I'm sittin here in SHOCK !!!!! NOW WAIT !!!!!

As far as I heard... Mel and Tor are doing Ok. THEY HAVE HEAT NOW !!!!
NO ELECTRIC...but they have heat and water.

At the worst of all this Mel had to go stay at her sisters for a night while TOR stay at home with the Animals.

WAIT a SECOND.... the worst for da animals might have been dat TOR made them all get in bed with him and SNUGGLE !!!!

NOW I TOLD TOR I wouldn't come in and tell tales about his Winter Wonderland before he get back !!!!!!!

All he said was..... CC !!!!!.... I got Blogs upon Blogs about what I have been thru these last days !!!!!!

(I HEARD A FEW OF THESE TALES !!!!!)

(blink..blink)

Ummmmmmmmm. all I could say after hearin them from a dude from Texas who came to my house and thought dat 40 degrees was GONNA KILL HIM.
I......I sat ther and thought.

HOLY CRAP TOR !!!!! I wish I was there with ya BUDDY !!!!!
I would have paid BIG BUCKS to be with him and watch him....in.... a Winters....MAN PLACE !!!!!

ALL ALONE...(with animals)... in DA COLD... Burning wood in the yard to keep WARM.....(ooooooops....dang I got to shut up)

Anyways !!!!!.... Tor and Mel are OK...
they still have no electric and might have a fried computer....BUT... They sound OK !!!!

I got to telll ya.... (cause TOR can't read this)
I'm PROUD OF HIM !!!!... He made it through some ROUGH DAYS !!!!!
I sure hope things get better fast for them.... BUT he made me PROUD !!!!

I've called dat man a SISSY more time than I can count...but if you don't tell him I said this
(CC hangs his head)...... Da MAN DID GOOD.

JUST WAIT TILL YA READ DA BLOGS !!!!! ROMFLMAO !!!!! OMG !!!!!

I'd tell ya but I...had ta SWEAR !!!!.. I'd keep my mouth shut till he can telll ya.
(DANG FREAK !!!!) LMAO !!!!!

OK OK OK !!!!... I'll tell ya one thing.
(CC looks right and left)

One of them dogs might be WITH CHILD !!!!!! (blink..blink)
WAIT !!!!..... Or was it a Goat... DANG.... I shoulda took NOTES !!!!! DANG !!!!!

I got to CALL MEL.... I know she will tell me DA TRUTH !!!!! LOL

WUB YA ALL...I GOT TO RUN !!!!!
 

(CC walks in)

Well if seein me yesterday didn't pop your eye-lookers out ..well...Maybe readin me two days in a row will fry your hard drives. hehehehe.

First i'd like ta thank all the folks for the fine HOW-YA DOINGS...and I MISSED YA's... That stuff swelled up my heart.

I had a chance ta look around for a minute or two yesterday and it's offical... I know less about this place than I did when I left... NOW GRANTED... my brain section is full of a heap of stuff thats got nuffin to do with WDC...But i always thought I knew a FEW THINGS about this place... (CC hangs his head)... WRONG !!!!

I was readin da Loverly Queen Scarllets Fine Blog thing and found out...(CC looks left and right then whispers)

WE GOT DANG HOLES IN HERE !!!!!!....and and and....THEY ARE BLACK !!!!!!....... BLACK DANG HOLES !!!!!
Now if that ain't the sign of Dark evil-ness-izums runnin into lightness I don't know what.... I know we had Murphy around makin life suckish... BUT NOW WE GOT HOLES !!!!!!
( I got a few thoughts on this but will wait till later to toss um at ya)

DA NEXT THING I SAW !!!!! was ole "Bringer of bad smellin breezes TOR" Dat freak was being dang HELPFULL in his Blog.
as soon as I read the first ten words I thought I was gonna heap a pile of body waste on da dirt.... SENCE WHEN is da dang LORD OF DARKNESS HELPFULL !!!!
( I got a few things ta say about this but I'll wait till later to toss um at ya)

I stopped by dat DANG DARLIN DAN's Jornal-globbish-thang... He fried that last two workin brain cells I was savin to think about the meaning of life.
i guess I've been away for awhile and when i went in and he was tossin them BIG ARSE WORDS AGAIN... one of them hit me in the brain-parts and POW !!!!!!
I got the blank look on my face and hung my head fer being slightly STUPID !!!!! I think Dan had to slap a SIN-opps-sist on a fellow because this Dude loved one of Dan's
Stories and wanted to hear more about it.... (CC shrugs).... I GOT NO CLUE... what Dan slap on this dude ... But let me tell ya if he hit my Buddy back with a FOWL-Nasty-Smellin thing
like a Sin-O-sist lookin thing...I'm GONNA KICK HIS ARSE !!!!!!... Cause poor Dan is SENSITIVE !!!!!...... LIKE ME !!!!!! So I'm keepin a good eye out on this.

(CC looks at the Crowd)

IS IT LATER YET ?

WELL GOOD... I was hopin it was later cause I got to get this off my dang CHEST !!!!!
First i got to say I'm sorry cause i wanted to talk to Nada before I flew of da handle.... (She keeps me grounded ya know) BUT... I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE...

TOR HAS GOT SHOVELS IN HIS GOAT PENS !!!!!!!

DATS DANG RIGHT FOLKS !!!!!
When Scarlett flung out that thar was BLACK HOLES in WDC... I got this feelin in my stomach organs... NASTY GRIPPIN PAIN IT WAS !!!!!
and the only time I get pain like that is when I read stuff like..... TOR BEING DANG HELPFULL !!!!.... (CC doubles over in agony) OH LAWD !!!!!

So after thinkin about this all night I can't help let ya knowd.... THIS !!!!... It seems while I was away OUR FINE FRIEND TOR !!!! is at it again.
Not only is he fakin this Mr. Nice guy stuff.... DA FREAK IS DIGGIN HOLES !!!!.... BLACK ONES !!!!!
And while we are all readin his fine blogs and gape in wonderment at his display of TOP STAT GETTER-NESS-ABATMENTS !!!!!

DAT VILE EVIL SNEAKER....Is STILL FIXIN TO TAKE OBBER DA WORLD !!!!!

I bet when He saw ME walk back thru da door I busted a few of his Stinky Bubbles.

He called me a vast heap of nasty names yesterday and hurt my feelins sevral times... (after he tried ta kiss me) DA SKANK !!!!

(CC looks ober at TOR)

I TOOK ALL YOUR DANG SHOVELS !!!!... So DA HOLE DIGGIN IS OVER !!!!
(Stick dat in your top five stat gettin port-folie-O Buster !!!!!!

(CC turns back to you all)

OH WELL !!!.... I think I done spreadin wubbage for the day... LOL.

NOW come da fun part... I get to wait until da SNOTIN and CRYIN starts when Tor read I FOUND HIM OUT !!!! AGAIN !!!!!
 

( CC sneaks wif in his head down )

HEY !!!! IT’S MEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee…. Da Engwish KILLER !!!!! (blink..blink)

**** Sounds of folks jumpin on CC and beatin da snot out of him rumble thru da valley****

**** All that is heard is…. CC !!!! YOU ARSE HOLE !!!!!.....Where have you BEEN !!! *****
Followed by a few smacks to da head followed by someone POKIN ME IN DA MAN PARTS !!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEE….OWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWD DANG IT !!!!!!

OK !!!! OK !!!! I KNOW !!!!... STOP IT !!!!!... I CAN’T HELP IT !!!!.... I’ve been……BEEN.
Ummmmmm…. Ahhhhhhhh…. Well…. Um… (CC looks around)

WELL…. I TIRED TO GET IN HERE…. BUT…… TOR !!!!!!!!
Um….STOLE ALL MY UNDERWARES !!!!... yeah….DATS WHAT HE DID !!!! DA FREAK !!!!

And and and wif me being SHY by nature I couldn’t sit here wif da air flyin by parts of me only Mrs CC. is allowed to talk about.
So if you all want to blame someone for me not being around… BLAME DAT DANG TOR !!!! DA LORD OF DARKNESS !!!!

(CC looks over at TOR lookin shocked at not only seein CC but hearin all this TRUE crap comin out his mouth) (hehehee)


OH YEAH !!!! TOR also called me on da phone and said dat you all SOLD MY DANG WAR CHEST !!!!!!
(CC points at TOR…. YUP… DAT MAN ALSO SAID… DAT HE DIDN’T WANT ME TO COME BACK IN HERE !!!! NO MORE !!!!
He said dat takin over the place would be a hunk of cake without me messin up his attempts at SMOOOZIN DA WIMMINS !!!!!

DA FREAKS HELD MY UNDERWARES IN RANSOME !!!!!! DAT SICK DOG FACE FOOT FONDLER !!!!!
(blink….blink) Hehehehehee….


(CC takes a breath and hangs his head)….(and kicks da dirt a few times)


OH OK !!!!.... so all that up thar didn’t happen…BUT HEY… I sure felt good flingin it at ya….LOL.
LAWD I MISS YOU FOLKS !!!!... And just ta let you know thar hasn’t been a day go by that I haven’t kick myself in da tailsection for not being in here.
I’m going to try NOT to fling a heap of POOR CC talk thru here….. CAUSE…. All in all everything is fine with me and my heap of Wimmins. PLUS DA FACT
That I know with how the world is going right now …. I’d not be by myself in sayin dat LIFE SUCKS !!!!

Please just know that I have my hands full…HECK I got hands I DON’T HAVE FULL….. But I’m doing everything I can to get us thru until by the grace of da Lord things turn around.

But I got to tell you that right now…with workin both jobs… and tryin to take care of stuff at home …WELL… I just don’t have the time right now to sit at my computer at night…or at work.
AND DAT SUCKS GOAT DIRT !!!!.... But hey…. Stuff has got to get better…. And Please don’t think I LEFT YA… cause… I DIDN’T… I don’t know the right words to tell ya just where I’ll be until I get back.
But when I get back ….I’ll toss SUMFIN AT YA !!!!!.

NOW when ya read this….(Or try to)… and ya feel a set of warm arms around ya….. DON’T FREAK OUT !!!!!!
Dats just me flingin a warm HUG ON YA !!!!! ta say how much I MISS YA !!!!!

AND TOR !!!!

NO !!!!! I’M NOT GONNA KISS YA !!!!! So put your DANG PUCKER LIPS AWAY !!!!! GAWD !!!!!

I got to get back to work… yap at ya later my friends.

Wubbage from
CC da Defender of da LIGHT !!!!!

 

On this Fine THANKIN-GIBBONS-MORNIN !!!!
I would like to send thanknessizums dat Da Lord made it so dat them Turkey's are slow and can't fly to good.
Cause it still took me bout a hour this mornin tryin to get dat dang turkey in DA POT... Peedy took one look at dat thing and I knew
He was lookin for a few slices of bread to stick on it.... BUT DA DANG BIRD IS IN DA OVEN !!!!... So now all I gots to do is sit and
Watch SPORTS on da TV thing... Well I got make sure dat dang cinder block butted dog of mine don't steal any of my food before I get a chance to chew on it.

(CC looks out at you)

HEY !!!! Me and My heap of Wimmins and well I guess Peedy....Hope you all have a fine Trukey day... And for all my friends who arn't in this crazy trukey chewin country...
Have a wonderful Thursday

now I got to go make sure da dog ain't lickin on ONE OF MY DANG PIES !!!!!!

WUB YA ALL !!!!
 

When MY BUTT hit the floor this morning I looked around da room and I thought.

(sorry but this takes a minute first thing in the morning)

Well I said..... CC !!! what ebber you do this morning you have to come into WDC and write in your GLOB THING !!!!

SO HERE I IS !!!!!! And I'm gonna fling a few words about all the stuff dat has happened while I've been away.

1) DID YOU ALL KNOWED DAT !!..... We got a dude who is gonna be our next president dat got a name like.... O-Brock..De-BAM BAM !!!!!.... ummmm....TO-pock.De Bobo. NOOOOO WAIT.
(CC scratches his head).... DO-MAR.... O-Blockly !!!!.... DATS NOT IT EITHER !!!!! SNAP !!!!.. OH Forget it... I've nebber been good wif names... ANYWAY... I wish da man luck...
Heck I thought Bill Clinton was still president..... And I bet he DID have sexual relations wif dat Taxi driver TOO !!!!!! (blink...blink)

OK....on to my nex thought... Cause I Can't like to talk Polo-tics anyways.

2) SOMEONE !!!! came into my 14-74 K thing...AND TOOK ALL MY DANG MONEY !!!!!!
I don't knowed what da heck happen but... NOW I GOT TO WORK TILL I'M 407 years old !!!!!
Just between me and you all.... I think it was HOMELAND SECURITY !!!!.... Them folks don't want me to have any free time on my hands ANYWAYS.
NOW I'M BROKE !!!!!!.... I might have to eat.... KRAFT CHEESE SINGLES !!!!!.... and dats FAKE CHEESE !!!!! OH DA DANG PAIN !!!!!!!!

3) I had a Wimmin on da internet here send me a e-mail statin....DAT MY MAN PARTS WAS.....WELL....INTERESTING !!!!!!! (blink...blink)
WHAT DA HECK IS THIS !!!!!!..... I have NEBBER tossed my MANPARTS on the internet .... SO HOW DOSE SHE KNOW !!!!!!
Just imagin da conversation ober dinner DAT NIGHT !!!!....Mrs CC asked me how was my day and me havin to tell her dat I got a e-mail from
a Wimmin who is THINKIN ABOUT MY MANPARTS !!!!... Mrs. CC said it was just a advertizment for in-hands-ment products... BUT I DON'T WANT MY MANPARTS in
anyone HANDS !!!! DATS AGANST DA RULES !!!!! I had to e-mail her back and tell her that while I was glad she was tryin to help I didn't think is would be a good
Idea to change what I GOT at this time....
(lets move on)

4) HEY !!!! I can fill up my truck for less than FIDDY BUCKS NOW !!!!!!

5th) TRAFFIC CIRCLES !!!!!!
It seems dat da dudes who build da roads around here got tired of makin STRAIGHT ROADS !!! I'm tellin ya....every dang road that had a four way stop thing...NOW HAS.. one of them
CIIRCLE THING ta spin around on... Don't them folks know dat flingin yourself around on of them things like dat can cause HEATH ISSUES !!!!!... DEM FREAKS !!!!... I was drvin the other day wif
Mug of Coffee in tween my legs while chewin a CHEESEburger and talkin to Shania on my cell phone.... AND HIT ON OF THEM CIRLCE THINGS !!!!!
GOOD GAWD !!!!! I was out of hands to CIRCLE !!!! All heck broke loose in da truck....
I had to toss da burger up in da air....snatch da coffee out between my legs.... scream in da cell phone - HOLD ON SHANIA !!!.... and put my truck into a power skid into da Circle...
I almost hit a older lady dat was stuck going in cirlces I KNOW FOR A WEEK tryin to get out of dat thing...... I HAD TO SCREAM OUT DA WINDER !!!!!
WATCH OUT HONEY !!!!!!!.... I'm COMIN IN !!!!!!!
Well da nice Lady was mouthin words at me.... But she let me in da Circle and we took ta loopin left for a few laps together until I look at da clock and yelled.....
" EXIT STAGE RIGHT !!!!!" and yanked my wheel hard and SNAP !!!!.... I was out on da road again !!!!! DANG !!!! I looked up in da air for my cheeseburger but I guess I had tosed it out
on the ground....I then looked in my lap and by da GRACE OF GAWD is wasn't coffee burnt... I had to get back on the Cell phone and tell Shania dat I had to go...cause I got to call AAA and get someone to take da Wimmin stuck in the Circle a can of gas cause she AIN'T NEBBER GETTIN OUT OF DAT THING !!!!!!

WHAT DA HECK IS WRONG WIF STRAIGHT ROADS !!!!!

(CC hangs his head)
I could go on ya know.....But DATS FIVE !!!!... And if I went passed five after being gone for ober a month Da Queen would have my ....my.....TAILSECTION !!!!!
So I got to go quick.

I miss ya all..... Hope you are all well !!!!

(CC bows) WUB YA !!!!!


 

FOLKS

I 'm not one to come in here and fling and mess of hard life woe is me crap.

And I'm not startin here..But I feel I've let my friends down by not being able to come in ..and be my simple no brain workin self.
But there comes a time when I know my friends are either mad at me or worried a bit about the lack of my being around....I know It peeves me off when I come in and read stuff that has happened to them and
I'm never around to give my support or to try to let them know that they are in my thoughts and prayers and that eats at me.... I think what realy peeves me off is the fact that I don't think I should have come in here and found a great group of friends like you folks and then disapear for weeks at a time...... I miss the heck out of you... and you all have been so nice to me and have sunk into my heart...But I'm never around enough to make sure you all are ok.... I really feel that i'm not holding up my end of the bargan.... And I don't know what to do about it.

What I do know is that the folks that read this will be friends of mine.... And will know that it's just one of them rare times that life had just about got me beat.

PLEASE NOTE THAT I SAID JUST ABOUT..... (lol)

I like to think of myself as a strong person so please don't think the world is coming to a end here ok.... But I've got some things coming at me from every angle right now.....Being my jobs and with my wifes health... I'll just say that within the last weeks things have not gone well with either..... now Mrs CC. is ok for now but her condition has taken another step and I knew it would come but when it happpens it still tends to blast ya into a numbness for a while until you can figure out how to handle it. (which I will do )
And... FAR..... behind that is my jobs.... the boat work is ok... But as of late with the state of the economy... I don't now how long my job at the Car dealership will hold up around here... And thats where I have our health insurance... It's just on mind that if I happen to looose that job .... I'd not be able to takecare of my Wife... I'm one of those folks that pays health insurance with a smile.... I've got a $2,4000.00 deductable before it even kicks in and I smile.... because I pay for everthing for almost two months and then the rest of the year is covered... If I loose that job.....well... I'm DONE.

I'm not sitting here tellin you all this..... but for one reason .....cause I'll do all I can here on my end.

I just wanted to let you folks know that I'm not here with you cause I'm being hammered by stuff. and I'm not smart enough to do anything but fight like hell.

I knew Mrs CC was going to go a bit down hill and....well..Not being able to do a dang thing about it is just about killin me....But I didn't need this added crap thinkin that I might loose our health insurance.

(CC just shakes his head)

BUT HEY !!!!..... If ya know me real well.... well you know that me and my dang Wimmins will step up and do what is needed...I'm just reall busy at the Car dealership these days beacuse they are fightin for their lives....And I happen to be the outlet for everything they think they need to sell a dang CAR !!!!.. But DAT LIFE !!!!!

The only thing my friends that I need to say to you is that I'm very sorry that I haven't held up my end of stuff around here....With me being well........ME.....and not what the world would call a writer anyway...I have found some very Noble folks here and the only reason for the entry is to let them know that I'm sorry for not holding up my end of the deal here.

I owe a few of you a lot....cause if was not for you ....I'd know for sure I'd would have lost my mind years ago... I'd name you.... But YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
(and if ya don't...well don't make me come ober THAR !!!!).

Please just know that I'm sorry for not being around and that I'll do the best I can in the future...I'm just....well... fightin the fight here.

My heart is out there with you cause I know that I'm in no worse shape than you folks.....I know that all of you have things going on that are harder to handle than mine.... Please just know that I have each of you in my thoughts and that it PEEVES me off for not being able to be here and be the friend that I should.

(CC bows)
My heart is with you My friends

I'll make it up to you

 

Well I start my week working on the boat Monday so I thought I better get in here and fling some stuff incase I'm mostly gone next week instead of here...(blink...blink) Ya know one of these days I'm gonna write a real sentence and freak you all out...lol.

Well lets see what I can yap about.

OH yeah... I turned 49 the other day... Boy that was fun... Heck gettin old don't matter a bit to me... If it wasn't for Mrs. CC and the girls tellin me it was my birthday I might have forgot about it my dang self. LOL
BUT WAIT !!!! I must say dat DA QUEEN suprized me wif a Loverly Merit Circle... (CC turns red)... Man when she slaps a circle on ya it's got sweetness drippin off it... THANKS SCARLETT !

I guess the only other thing I got to yap about right now is... how much FUN me and Hannah is havin watchin two Coaches FIGHT over who she will be playin travel ball with next Spring....LOL.

OH it's funny as HECK !!!!! Two grown men gettin all red in the face !!!! LOL

Hannah turned 14 july 11th of this year....So when tryouts were held a few weeks ago we went to the 14 and under team where she played last year.... Well during that tryout the coach of the 16 and under team walked over to Hannah and was talkin to her... SOOOoo the 14u Coach in seein THIS walked over to me and said... "what is HE doing talkin to HANNAH !!!!!! (I could tell he was Peeved) LOL.

SO I said... Heck I don't know... Why don't you go ASK HIM !!!!!

Well just about dat time I saw Hannah shake her head yes...And then the 16u Coach walked over to me and said that he had asked if Hannah and I could stay and help him out with the 16u tryouts... Well I looked over at the 14u Coach and with him hearin this he had blood leakin out his eye's and nose cause he was SO PEEVED !!!! LOL.
And with me not wantin to cause a ruckus....I said well what did Hannah say?

He said she said that it was ok with Her If I didn't mind.
(Iooked over again at the 14u coach and he was LIVID !!!)

So I said.... SURE !!!!... What ever Hannah wants to do is fine with me.

(14u coach stomps off mumblin something about Death and Distruction to the 16u coach body parts !!)
Heheheheheee.

So whats been going on is this... Hannah has been going to her 14u teams practices and I've had to sit thru her Coach comin up to me and tellin me why Hannah need to play on his team... He says... JOHN I NEED THAT GIRL HERE !!!! Don't let THAT GUY talk you into lettin her play up with him... He's going to fill her head with a heap of CRAP about him takin her where she can be seen by Collage Scouts. He don't even know any BOY SCOUTS !!!
LOL !!!!!!

AND THEN !!!!! when I'm sittin at the dang 16u practice.....DAT DANG COACH comes over and starts yappin about HOW HE NEEDS HER TO BE HIS CATCHER !!!!! the dang man has three REAL GOOD pitchers and not ONE CATCHER YET... How in the heck can ya play ball without a CATCHER !!!! SO THIS MAN isn't trying to steal the Catcher on the 14u team... HE's AFTER HANNAH !!! and her 487 batting average !!!! LOL !!!!
I even said to the man... Ya know she's just been the backup catcher for 2 years... She's been playin Short and Third.
Coach said Yeah I've been watchin her... She's plays heck of a center field TOO.. But she MY DANG CATCHER !!! and I don't care what that other coach plays her !!!!!! I saw her toss out ever runner one game last year.... the coach stopped his kids from MOVIN...SHE's A CATCHER... and she can control the game... That other Coach is INSANE for not playin her there. (gawd hehehe)

Oh this has been going on for weeks.....LOL. them two BACK AND FOURTH BACK AND FOURTH !!!...heheheheee.

We have a Fall Tournament to go to in two weeks....And both teams are going to be playin at the same place....LOL. So Hannah is going to play for BOTH TEAMS !!!! LOL

Anyway please don't think that this is way to much for a little fourteen year old girl..and that her Daddy is just one of them whacko's that farm his kid out and makes her do stuff.

Hannah and I talk all the time and we have been laughin OUR BUTTS OFF at these guys.. She's going to play this tournament for both because she just wants to get her feet wet and test the waters out with the 16u team.
She want to make sure she makes the right choice for HER when the time comes... So I'm going to let her do what ever she thinks is best.. (I happen to agree with her)

But Hannah and I BOTH KNOW... that it's HER choice as to WHAT and WHERE she plays ball... Heck I'm just the EQUIPMENT ATTENDANT !!!....LOL. OH WAIT !!!!
I aslo Handle the WHACKED OUT COACHES DAT ARE ABOUT TO KILL ON ANOTHER TOO !!!!! LOL !!!!! I'll handle these two REAL GOOD !!!!

One will be Happy....One will SNOT AND CRY.... DATS DANG LIFE !!!!!

Hannah loves to play and she has FUN... So what ever she wants to do is fine with me.

Playin for either of these teams will have her more than ready for High School Ball.
(heck she's ready now) she just started in 9th grade....

OH AND I CAN'T WAIT !!!! for this Spring...When Hannah walks onto the High School Field... GAWD !!!!... The Varsity and JV Coach have been watchin Hannah for YEARS.
(CC shakes his head)....LOL. Hannah's going to make the CHOICE THERE TOO !!!
LMAO !!!! Should be a festive SPRING !!!! HAHAHAHA !!!!

Oh well.... I done gone off about softball AGAIN !!!! (CC shakes his head)

I can't help it... Hannah and I have had some fun talks about these two...hehehee.
GET A GRIP DUDES !!!!!.... LOL !!!!

Hope ya had a fine Weekend !!!!!





 

OK Call me freaky, Cause ya know I don’t write much. But I got thinking about what I said about telling you all about Hannah being born. And the more I think about it I guess I better do it now before I never do it. (lol) AND DON’T WORRY I’m not going to go thru all da stress of using real words and spell check and da dictionary thing. Cause like I said at the end of Kaitlin’s project I’m gonna fling this one like everything else I flingin here…. DATS RIGHT !!! this would be a good time to find some Advil and insert a few of them things to deadin the frontal lobe pain… Cause this is just going to get …..FLUNG !!!!!


I was sittin in my living room watchin my daughter Kaitlin fling her toddler self all over the place that night, and I was feelin pretty darn good about myself and what was to happen the next day at the hospital. It’s seem dat Mrs. CC’s belly house and done swelled back up to the breakin point. AND YET AGAIN the little thing that was inside there refused to exit… SO YET AGAIN I was stripped of da right to drive like a crazy man to the hospital in a fit of an emergency situation. YET AGAIN we had a Appointment the next Morning to bring our second born into the world.

We get to get Induced YET AGAIN !!!!!

Well after being Induced once and have everything turn out ok I had this aura about me that said… I got THIS all under control… Heck I didn’t have ta go to no Birthin class this time cause…..Well…. even if they said I COULD come back I felt no need to… Cause I’ve done seen all of this birthin stuff before… And as I sat there lookin at my two year old and thinking about all the stuff I’ve had to learn to do to care for her…Well...She looked ok to me…I musta done a pretty good job so far.
This next birthin will be a hunk of CAKE !!!!!

Just then Mrs CC walked out from the bedroom and wif me being a top knotch husband type dude I said… DANG HON Look like ya swallowed a Volkswagen !!!
(dat was followed by her stickin up ONE fwinker at me)….
OH !!! You Know the one…. And I know for a fact If Kaitlin wasn’t there she would have turned on me and flung words at me that would melt a ice cream truck too….LOL

ANYWAYS !!!! Let jump to da Hospital where it’s early afternoon… YET AGAIN we had to be at the place a 6:00am so they could hook Mrs CC up to all the stuff and drip in some meds that would make the Womb empty out my dang SECOND CHILD !!!
And Now it’s about 3:00pm and being a pro at this inducing stuff I just see the montor things start to jump around a bit… And I turn to Mrs CC. and say “HON !!!! someone’s knockin on da door” This was followed by her lookin at me and sayin…
NO KIDDIN EINSTEIN !!! Next time you see the doctor walk by grab her.

So dats what I did.. And when the Doctor came in a looked her over she said YUP it’s getting to be that time… she looks over the monitor stuff and says she will be just down the hall and will check back in a hour.

SO THAR I WAS !!!!! Mr. been thar done that… ALONE AGAIN !!!!
Ya see after they find out this isn’t your first child they leave you ALL ALONE most of the time…It’s not like with the first one where you got all these folks runnin around telling ya whats going on and where to stand and stuff. Me and Mrs CC. was left alone to fend for ourselves… AND I CAN TELL YA THIS !!!.... Mrs CC. wasn’t up to me flappin my face either… She really just wanted this all to be over with and was in NO MOOD to sit all day listenin to ME !!!!

SO YET AGAIN !!! I had Nuffin to do but pace around the room and look at monitors and Pace and ask Mrs CC. if she was ok…. And get tongue lashed because she was watchin DAT DANG OPRAH !!!! on the TV and I was drivin her nuts I guess.

So On one of my trips by…. I just happen to look….um…..at…..ummm… WELL.
I looked down where stuff is SA-POSE ta happen…AND !!!!

(BLINK>>>>>>BLINK !!!!)

WHAT DA HECK IS DAT !!!!!!!

I took a quick step over….And…. AND…..AND !!!!

HOLY HUNK OF BABY PARTS !!!!!!!!!!!!! I SCREAMED !!! DON’T PUSH !!!!!!

Mrs CC. looked at me and said… WHATS WRONG !!!!!

I YELLED…… NUFFIN !!!!!.....I’LL BE RIGHT BACK !!!!!!

With dat I ran out into the hall and yelled down to the nurses desk thing.

HEY !!!!! WHERE DA HECK IS DA DOCTOR !!!!!!!

A nurse stuck her head out and said… SHHHHHHH Mr. CC !!! The Doctor is in with another Mom Hatchin person… What do you need ?

I YELLED !!!! GET HER !!!!! MY WIFE HAS DONE STARTED WIF OUT YA !!
And with that I ran back into the room and looked back down to make sure I wasn’t seein things… GOOD GAWD !!!!!! HURRY !!!!!!!

Well the Nurse came in and took a look at what I was lookin at and YELLED !!!

OH MY !!!! Don’t push Mrs. CC and ran back out of the room.

(Blink…blink) HEY !!!! WHERE YA GOING I YELLED !!!!!

TO GET THE DOCTOR SHE YELLED BACK !!!!!

WELL WHERE SHOULD I STAND !?!?!?!?!?! (lol) I got no answer. LOL

So I run back in and ask Mrs CC if she’s ok and she’s got this look like WHAT DA HECK IS WRONG !!!!... Well I told her everything is OK….KINDA !!!.... She just had our baby flying out her Mommy parts WIF NO DOCTOR AROUND !!!!!!!
DON’T DO NO PUSHIN !!!!!!!!!

Just then the Doctor flys into da room and looks down and YELLS !!!!

OH MY !!!!!! DON’T PUSH MRS.CC !!!!! AND RUNS OUT DA ROOM !!!!!!!

SO THAR I AM AGAIN !!!!! I felt like I should be doing SUMFIN !!!!! So I ran back over and looked down at the Baby and NOW IT’s HEAD IS OUT !!!!

GOOD GAWD !!!!!! DON’T PUSH !!!!!.... I started lookin around for sumfin to catch the dang thing in…cause I’ve been told somewhere it’s not good to touch a baby with your UNWASHED BARE HANDS !!!!!

Well The Doctor ran BACK IN !!!!.... Got right up beside me and reached in and grabbed my babies head and then twisted the thing sideways and POP !!!!!!
OUT IT CAME !!!!

I didn’t even have a chance to turn my head !!!!.... POP !!!!! WHOOOOSH !!!!!
I had to do the two step just to keep stuff from hittin me… GOOD GAWD !!!!!!!!

Well the nurse came and took the baby and All heck was breakin loose cause I guess stuff wasn’t in place for all this yet….AND I HEAR !!!!!

DAD can you hold your DAUGHTER !!!!! so I can get a few things.

I LOOK OVER AT MY DAUGHTER layin on a small table and YELL !!!

You want me to DO WHAT !!!! WELL DO YA GOT A HOSE !!!!!! Cause I’m not touchin DAT until it’s cleaned up a bit… NOW MR.CC she said.
(I kicked da dirt a few times) And went over and grabbed my Baby and watched the nurse RUN OUT DA ROOM… I looked down at Hannah and said.

Darn you look like ya had a rough DAY DARLIN !!!! lol.

Mrs CC said LET ME SEE HER !!!!!

I said…. HON !!! you don’t want to see her yet… She’s still got SLIME all over her…PLUS !!!!.... I think she’s stuck to my arms right now anyways !!! (Gawd)

ANYWAYS !!!!
The Nurse Came back in with a Cleanup cart and the Doctor got both of them checked out and after things got a bit under control the DANG DOCTOR looks over at me and says.
“Boy Mr.CC things sure did happen fast didn’t they ?”

Well I was a TAD STRESSED OUT and said.. How much do you Charge for doing that?.... CAUSE I CAN TELL YA RIGHT NOW !!!! I COULD HAVE BIRTHED DAT BABY BY MY DARN SELF !!!!!!

Now Hannah was a Cute little thing (After da clean up)… And as it was everthing went great.. I had another Red Headed Daughter.. And Things couldn’t be better.


YEAH RIGHT !!!! They should have a DANG LAW about babies JUMPIN OUT OF DA MOMS UNSUPERVISED !!!!!! I ALMOST FREAKED OUT !!!!!

No….dats not right….. I FREAKED OUT !!!!! LOL !!!!!

Later I told Mrs CC. dat if we ever had another kid…. I was takin a Catchers Mit in with me !!!!

LOL !!!!!

I swear folks…. As it turned out Hannah was our last child…And to this day she is just a bit higher strung than her sister… LOL.

I might have figured dat out when I looked down while she was escapin out her Moms…ummmm….well you know… She was like sayin…

“ HEY YOU !!!!.... CATCH ME DANG IT !!! “


Hehehehe DA END !!!!


***Sorry for DA GRAPHIC NATURE of this here entry***

Just be thankful I did this kinda quick…cause it coulda been A LOT WORSE !!! LOL


(Oh and never tell Hannah I told ya this…She’s HIT ME !!!)
Dang high strung Wimmin !!!! LOL

 

My Friends (CC bows)

I’m afraid this entry is long… The mass content following this brief explanation is the fault of TOR (da skanky) He challenge me to write sumfin wif REAL WORDS and gave me a TOPIC to perform. What is below this is just about the best I can do without the help of outside forces aiding my scrapple filled head.
And to answer your question IS DAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO CC ?

I would humble ask you to call my 5th grade English teacher and ask her if she has stopped CRYIN YET !!!!! ( I still feel bad for dat wimmin)

OK !!!! On to da Challenge

AND TOR !!!!! This is gonna COST YA !!!!! LOL




Firstborn


I find it hard to wake up to an alarm clock when all I did that night was stare at the ceiling waiting for the thing to explode. Well I guess I didn’t gaze at that ceiling all night because there where countless times I turned my head to the left just to check on my wife of seven years laying there sound asleep with this huge mound of blanket sticking up where my soon to be first child lay tucked safely in her womb.
Every other thought that entered my mind was on the sound that would come from that darn clock. Because when it did come, I knew I would have to reach over to my wife and say a few words that would not only make this day one I’ll never forget, but one that I was well prepared to change my life as I knew it.

Looking over at her I just smiled thinking “How can she be sleeping?”

Earlier that night we the two of us sat on our couch talking and going over what was about to happen to us the next day. We went over everything that we learned in birthing class, went over the checklist of things we needed in the house for when we got home, WE EVEN had time to laugh a bit about being me being TOTALLY FREAKED OUT !

As you folks know I tend to run at the mouth, I’ve always been like that and I don’t see any change coming in the future. So it’s lucky for me that most people find that the things that come out of me are amusing to some degree.

So I said to my Mother to be wife, Ya know Hon I sure would like to find the very first Man that said to his wife. “I want to be there when our child is born. I want to see the miracle of birth; I want to hold your hand as our child comes into this world.
My wife looks over because she knows I’m about to go off in a mindless direction about something. BUT she just said “WHY JOHN”

Well Hon ya know back in my Dads Day and before, All the men drove their wives to the hospital or rushed out to get the town Doctor and when it was time for the baby to arrive the Man was shoved out of the way in another room with a hand full of cigars to sit and wait until it was all over and the Doctor came out to let him know what happen. And that was followed by a lot of hand shaking and slaps on the back and handing out Cigars.
Right? I turned to look at my wife again.

“Yes I guess that’s what they did back then John” she said

Well You know why I want to find this first dude that broke that fine tradition?

(she just looked at me knowing what ever I was thinking was about to appear)

I would just like to walk up to this fine fellow who thought that he was doing something wonderfull and BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF HIM !!! WHAT THE HECK WAS HE THINKIN !!!!! Didn’t he ever think what this stunt of his would do to MANKIND !!!! Did this nosey man think that other women wouldn’t hear that he had gone in to see this and then NOT turn to their husbands and say. Don’t YOU want to see YOUR child being BORN ????
(I was up from the couch walking back and fourth now in full mouth running mode)

I’M NOT A DOCTOR !!!! I won’t be no good to a darn soul in that room. I bet there will be four of five people running around in there and they will just point to a place out of the way and say. “Are you’re the father?” STAND HERE !!!

I can stand perfectly fine IN THE WAITING ROOM with a had full of Cigars like my DAD DID !!! and His DAD DID !!! and like GEORGE WASHINGTON DID !!!!
And George was our FOUNDING FATHER so I’ll be DARN if I’m want to bust up something he did JUST BECAUSE of a WEAK MINDED WHACKO who thought he’d want to come in and see his Child fall out of his wife’s PERSONAL PARTS !!!!!!

Looking back to my wife on the couch she was yet again just looking at me shaking her head from this lashing out I had on display. She just chuckled and said. “ You will be fine in there John, Your brother got thru it )

MY BROTHER is a FREAK , I bet if you gave him half a chance He’d go in and have that darn BABY FOR YA !”

(BUZZ…RING….BUZZ….RING)

I reach over and turned off the alarm clock and then rolled over and said to my sleeping wife.
“It’s time to get up. We’ve got to go have our BABY TODAY”

To this day or any that I’ll see in my lifetime will I forget the look in her eyes when she opened them that morning.

Her eyes came open clear as blue crystals with out the need to focus or blink the nights sleep out of them , she just look over at me so calm and smiled then said “Is it time?”

I gave her a peck on the cheek and said IT’S DANG TIME now come on we’ve got to get to the HOSPITAL !!!! And with that I shot out of bed and ran around the house double checking that everything was in place and grabbed the bag she needed and shot out of the front door and tossed it in the car and ran back in the house. When I got back inside I ran around some more making darn sure the house would be ready for my parents who were coming into town that morning because if I didn’t have it just right my Mother would give me the MOM look and go fix everything I had forgot to do or didn’t do to her specs. (I love that Women) LOL.
OK I’m ready, Do you want to leave now my wife said.

HECK YEAH WOMEN!!! We have got to get you to the Hospital On time !!!!

So After I walk her out of the house and gently SHOVE her so softly into the car I RAN around to the other side and jump in and we TAKE OFF DOWN THE DRIVEWAY !!! I tear out onto our back road and the needle climbs fast and we shoot down to the main road heading 20 miles to the Hospital in Delaware.

“I hear after a mile or two”

John what are you doing?

(Knuckles white on the wheel I say)

I’M GETTING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL HON !!!!

JOHN ( I hear just a tad more forceful)

(I look over at her and say) YEAH HON ?

Why are you driving SO FAST? We don’t have to be there until 6:00am. I think we have plenty of time to get there at this hour of the morning.. Remember I’m not going to have the Baby until they Induce labor. So it’s not like I’m going to have the baby in the CAR HERE.

So My hands twist a bit on the wheel and I bounce up and down a little on the seat saying, “I know Hon but I’m not about to take any chances here. Your two weeks late and I’m going to make darn sure you get there before any water starts leaking”

JOHN (a bit firmer) she said.
Remember the Doctor said one of the GOOD things about being Induced was the fact that we would know exactly when we would have to GO to the hospital and that we wouldn’t have any need to worry about DRIVING LIKE THIS.

(now this would be a perfect place for me to insert some blinking on my part but TOR said it was against the RULES !!!)

SO WITHOUT BLINKING !!! I sighed and let off the gas and the car drifted back to the speed limit and I looked over to the Wife and shrugged and said “ Ok Your right I don’t know what came over me. I guess I’m just a TAD FREAKED OUT ABOUT ALL THIS !!!!

As in her normal manner of being the calm one in the family she chuckled and said she loved me and that it was ok that I was a tad excited.

We did arrive at the Hospital on time and I took her in and handed her off to the Nurse and told her that I was going to park the car and meet her in the Birthing Chamber as planned. Well the Nurse said BIRTHING CHAMBER? I said Yeah the room down the hall there I’ll meet you two after I park the car. My Wife looks at the Nurse and said you will have to forgive my Husband he has a habit of renaming things the way he likes them.
“OH” she said as they both turned “I’ve never heard it called that” she said

I turned the other way and said to myself “Yeah well you ain’t heard NOTHIN YET”

Well what I found out about all this Inducing stuff is the fact that it takes awhile. They explained to me that the pain wouldn’t be as bad if they took their time with the medication that forced the labor. So I sat and stood and walked around that Birthin Chamber all day. We were left alone most of the time so I did my best to keep a eye on all the stuff they had hooked up to my Wife and get her anything or do anything for her.

Well the stuff hit the fan about 3:00pm most of the monitors started dancing around and the next time the Doctor came in she checked out some stuff and turned to me and said OK here we go.

THAT’S WHEN they told me where to stand so I wouldn’t be in the way.

I was stationed up on the left side of my wife and took her hand and with my VAST amount of training from birthing class I looked down at her and smiled and said “Ok I’m right here when do you want me to start Counting?”
The Nurse next to me laughed and pointed to one of the monitors I’ve been looking at all day and said “When you see that line spike start Counting”

It didn’t take long before I was counting my head off. 1-2-3 PUSH…1-2-3-PUSH
I swear I never counted so much in my darn life. And with this being our first baby I had no Idea if there was ever going to be an end to it. That is until the doctor turned to the nurse and said “Go get the operating room ready”

NOW YOU TALK ABOUT getting a mans head to turn fast, I spun around on that doctor with what I know was a hard look of “WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON” look.

But before I word left me the Doctor said JOHN everything is fine I think it would just be best to go in there because I think we might have to make a little more room for the baby to come out with a small incision.
I’m sure you Women know what this Doctor thought might have to happen so I’m not going into it here. And Guys. After the Doctor told me what he thought was going to happen just let me tell you that it’s better if YA DON’T KNOW !!!

SO OFF to The Chamber of Knives we went. It wasn’t far just across the hall and one of the nurses had me suit up in a Surgeons Outfit and took me in and pointed and said you can STAND THERE please don’t move.

Now with this little turn of excitement again I was placed up on the left side of my wife’s head again and when I look down at this tired woman I could tell that she had done everything she could and that all she wanted now was her baby in her arms and all of this to be done with.

I glanced down the table and there where five people moving in different directions all looking to me like they knew what they were doing. The Doctor looks up at my wife and asked her how’s she doing. She said Ok. Followed by him saying we are real close now you don’t have to do a thing I’m going to do everything from down here.

BY THIS TIME. I’m DANG NUMB !!!!
The only thing I was trained for was Counting to three and telling my dear wife to BREATH!!! Even being told in DETAIL what was going on down the other end of that table I didn’t know if this doctor had done this a Thousand times or if she just thought it might be a good idea to TRY IT OUT !!!!

THEN MY EARS HEAR!!!!!
A little squeal and a very short cry from the end of the table. I see the doctor turn and hand off something in what looked to be a towel and then the Doctor looks up at us said “You two have a very healthy baby GIRL” and then asks my wife if she ok and to not move until he says it’s ok.

Well I look down and the tears are running down my wife’s cheeks and so I lean down to give her a peck and she says “Oh John it’s a GIRL” and leaks a bit more.

That’s When it hits me.. A GIRL !!!!!

You see there has only been one girl ever born in my family in the last fifty or seventy years and my brother and his wife had it a year earlier. My Wife and I agreed we didn’t want to know the sex of the baby but in the back of my mind OR in the front of my mind I DIDN’T ever think someone would turn to me and say “ It’s A GIRL !!”

Now this all happened very fast and I was still in shock from what my ears where telling me was just said, when from down the other end of the chamber I hear.

“DAD come get your Daughter”

So I walk down and this Nurse hands me a blanket and I tuck it in my left arm and The only way I can tell you this is…Well… Have you ever looked at something and have everything go totally out of focus but what your looking at. To this day I don’t know why or how or if this happens to everyone, but the instant I looked down at her everything but my Childs little face went totally out of focus.
I looked down at her wrapped tight in the blanket and in turn she was down there looking up at me with her eyes wide open and calm as she could be. She just was there in my arms looking at me as if sayin. “ OK DAD I’M HERE” “NOW LOVE ME”

They say things can happen in a Flash. I will tell you that they happen faster than THAT. I was looking down at something that filled me with more Love than can happen to a man in an instant. I couldn’t speak. I mean it for once in my life I could even think of a word to say to her. We just kept looking at each other.
I don’t know how long I stood there because like I said it was all a blur but the eyes of my Daughter. But then I heard “we are ready for you now over here Dad.”

I turned and there sat my wife. I guess they had finished what needed done and they had raised the table so she was sitting up. She looked so tired. But she looked at me and then down at what I had in my arms and said “Let me see her DAD”

I think that’s when I put on the BIGGEST SMILE I ever had on my face and walk to her and handed her what she had been hiding in her belly all this time. She PERFECT HON and look at her eyes. The two of them I think started to plan my demise right then and there. Because I knew I was looking at the two things in this world that I’d never let anything happen to. And I think both of them while looking at each other started thinking about how they could make me do anything that came to mind. (hehehe)

I’d find out all too soon that both of them had me chained to their hearts.

While they rolled both of them out to the “After Choppin Chamber” I got to go out to all the folks who showed up at the Hospital and said “SNAP !!!! WE HAD A GIRL !!!!” lol.
Lets GO SMOKE !!!!! Hehehehee.

As I look back on that day, I still get this Huge Smile on my face. And as I look at my wife today I can still see her holding Kaitlin and how calm they both were. I’ve heard that small ones can tell whats is going on around them when they are developing in the womb. If asked I would have to agree because Mrs.CC has calming way about her even while giving birth.

Even now looking into the eyes of my sixteen year old Firstborn daughter. I not only see an almost grown young lady who I’m so very proud of. But right there in the sparkle of her big green eyes I still see the same look from her I got three minutes after she arrived in this world, A look of calm searching, as if to make sure that I’m ok. A look to see if what she’s thinking is ok. A look of. “ Ok DAD I’m here….Love me”

The last thing I’ll share with all you is this.
While most of this was about what I was thinking about and what I was doing.

Let me just share with you what I really think about all of this.

I can’t stand to sit around while other people are doing things.
It drives me crazy to see someone that I can’t help get thru something.
Being worthless or just there, is not an easy thing for me.

But that would sum up just about how I felt this day. My Wife had not only gone thru over nine months of development of our child she was the one I had to see go thru all of this to give us our First Born. It’s I thing I’ll only repeated one other time. And just like this time. All I can do as a man is shake my head. And there won’t ever be a day that I won’t look at her and be so thankful for her love and for the two daughters we have.

Words just don’t fit right, for feelings you’ll feel forever.

BUT I’D WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST AS HAPPY TO SIT OUT IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH A HAND FULL OF CIGARS YOU KNOW !!!!! LOL.

DA END !!!!


Before you go I want to Thank Tor for this little writing assignment. I’m not much of a writer but doing this had memories flash before me that brought all kinds of thoughts from way back then. Wonderful thoughts and proud moments.
So Thanks Tor…. (CC bows)

OH YEAH !!!! another thing.

If ya ever want to hear about HANNAH being born….LMAO !!!!!
Your going to have to let me write it DA CC WAY !!!! cause OMG… There wasn’t ANYTHING CALM ABOUT DAT ONE !!!!! ROFLOL !!!!!


Thanks for reading this lame attempt of flingin real words. (CC bows Humbly)

 

Oh I'm gonna be in big TROUBLES !!!!!!!

(CC waves)

I was SA-POSE ta come in here yesterday and let ya all know dat.
TOR HAS DONE KILT HIS COMPUTER AGAIN !!!!!! (CC shakes his head)

I know this has got to be about da 1,300 TIME !!!!!!

He called me on da phone to let me know dat he is IN-FLEXED with some kinda nasty drippin green slime filled VIRUS. So Know BOTH him and his computer are Nasty smellin no workin FREAKS !!!!

But HEY !!!!.... On da bright side...Da Computer can be FIXED !!! LOL !!!

Were just gonna have to put up wif TOR da way he is... He's to darn OLD to fix now anyways.... Hehehee.

He told me to let ya know that he will be back as soon as the PC Virus snatcher has done cleaned out da Slime from his hard drive... So please make a note of this and.....STOP JUMPIN FOR JOY DAT HE's NOT HERE !!!!! (LOL)

Now On a personal note... Sorry I've not been in...But it seems dat I've got a New Boss here at the Dealership... And when ever that happens MY ARSE gets dragged into meetings and DA NEW GUY wants everything HIS WAY !!!
(and me being a nice guy and all)
I let him THINK dat he's got a chance in HADES of me changin the way I do STUFF... I've been thru this a few times over the last 6 years and it always goes like this for the first few months... Then they don't even think about what DA HECK I DO...CAUSE IT's DANG ALREADY DONE !!!! LAWD !!!!

And here I thought I was going to have some time on my hands this fall.

OH !!! On A Lighter Note.... I did write that dang thing Tor wanted me to write...
Ya know dat dang CHALLANGE THING.... IT SUCKS DIRT !!!! LOL !!!! But when Tor gets back from COMPUTER KILLIN...Maybe I'll post it... LOL.

AND HEY !!!! I did get to read bout NADA and SCARLETT's Meetin thing in Englishland.... I would have WUBBED to been a fly on da wall when them two Loverly Ladies started tossin a few spirits around. I'm so darn glad those two go to meet up... I can't wait to start askin about stuff they said they wouldn't tell...(Blink..blink) I'M KIDDIN !!!!.... I WAS JUST KIDDIN !!!!
(oh I'm gonna get hit for Dat).....hehehehee

WELL I got to run..... Cause I'm sure da new boss wants me to help him understand what all them buttons do on his desk phone... (for da TENTH TIME)
hehehehe.... I'm BOUT READY to give him a Tin Can with some string hooked up to it.... heheheee. LAWD HELP MEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I Wub ya all....I knowed I missed stuff... I'll try to get in more... (CC sighs)

HEY!!! Has anyone busted my Honor while I was GONE ?????
If so I would like a note sent wif da DEee-Tails please. (heheheee)
Thanks !!! hehehee

C'YA !!!!!