Question of the Day!

Yeah, I get raccoons (and opossums, because this is Virginia) climbing up on my deck occasionally.

One time, no raccoon in sight, warm night so I was out on the deck playing video games, and I needed to go inside for a bio break. I was gone, couldn't have been more than three minutes to do my business and wash my hands. Went back toward the deck door, only to find that a raccoon had opened my screen door, ventured inside, and was contentedly scarfing down the cat food (cats had made themselves scarce).

It saw me, grinned, said "Hey what's up thanks for the food seeya!" grabbed one last morsel, and bolted back out the screen door (which doesn't latch).

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