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 Lose-Win Business Names Rated:
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 The Lose is the name, the Win is the chuckle! 300 GPs for the best, invented or not!
by: Coal View martincoal's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: martincoal [Offline / Private] Avg Rating: (8)  
In our neighborhood I saw an old stepside van with the proclamation "BUTTCRACK PLUMBING," scrawled on it. This think-tank is dedicated to all such fearless entrepeneurs who invest untold resources into such well-crafted ventures.

The object of this game is to completely alienate the consumer with part of the business name, eliminating the need for costly products, employees and overhead. After all, why work when you can surf in and outs for the rest of your life!

Business Names can be actual or invented- if actual please tell the story behind it, if not you can make up a story or not......Just get out there and make it (not) happen!!



















Entrepeneur: Coal View martincoal's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: martincoal [Offline / Private]
at: 07-14-08 @ 2:46pm
: Paris Hilton's Abstinence For Football Players In-Home Lessons

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! View ravenwand's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: ravenwand [Offline / Private]
at: 07-15-08 @ 6:48am
: Steve Irwin's... wait a minute... I ain't gonna go there. I liked him too much... lol

Entrepeneur: Confused *MJ Quixote* View iwk2001's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: iwk2001 [Offline / Private]
at: 07-21-08 @ 1:03pm
: Yellow Floor's port-a-pottie service

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 07-21-08 @ 2:00pm
: Homewreckers - Demolition service for residential areas.

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 09-22-08 @ 10:14pm
: Sign above the door of a gynecologist's office: At Your Cervix!

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 09-22-08 @ 10:14pm
: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels! (Septic Tank Service)

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 09-22-08 @ 10:16pm
: Best Place In Town To Take A Leak! (Radiator Repair Shop)

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 09-29-08 @ 9:40pm
: The Box Office (Another OB/GYN office! LOL)

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! View ravenwand's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: ravenwand [Offline / Private]
at: 09-30-08 @ 2:26am
: *snort*

Entrepeneur: Coal View martincoal's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: martincoal [Offline / Private]
at: 09-30-08 @ 8:26am
: (OT. OMG, tooo funny!)

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 09-30-08 @ 9:01am
: Glad I could bring smiles to a couple faces! :-D

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 12-05-08 @ 10:26am
: PawParazzi - Pet Photographers (just in time for the holidays! ;-) )

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 12-05-08 @ 10:32am
: Got Gas? (Propane trade-in station)

Entrepeneur: BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 View tangerinedream's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: tangerinedream [Offline / Private]
at: 08-16-09 @ 4:00am
: Sign for a mortuary> You Stab em, We Slab em.

Entrepeneur: BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 View tangerinedream's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: tangerinedream [Offline / Private]
at: 08-16-09 @ 4:11am
: wow. just noticed the date on these. someone forgot about this?

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! View ravenwand's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: ravenwand [Offline / Private]
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:42am
: Fun & Runs: A special amusement park with bathrooms every 100 feet.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! View ravenwand's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: ravenwand [Offline / Private]
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:43am
: Sweat n Pet: A special dating service catering to those who like "Natural" body scent.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star! View ravenwand's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: ravenwand [Offline / Private]
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:45am
: Drink N Stink: The night club frequented by patrons of F&R and S&P.

Entrepeneur: Bre-Bre the Ringleader View aubreigh's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aubreigh [Offline / Private]
at: 08-17-09 @ 10:17am
: T-Pain's Driving School...it's not a real place, but T-Pain is my favorite singer who supposedly has driving problems.

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 08-17-09 @ 10:28pm
: Pump & Dump... Don't worry it's just a gas station with a hefty restroom facility!

Entrepeneur: BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 View tangerinedream's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: tangerinedream [Offline / Private]
at: 08-18-09 @ 5:04am
: lmao. not a dating service?

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' Furious! View fleckgirl's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: fleckgirl [Offline / Private]
at: 08-18-09 @ 10:08am
: OT: I hadn't forgotten this place, but just ran out of funny ideas! I guess it could be a dating service, huh? LMAO!

Entrepeneur: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
at: 08-18-09 @ 8:41pm
: Don't forget the "Nova" means "Doesn't go" in Spanish. That's true. Ford didn't change the name of the car when they took it to Mexico. At first, they didn't change it.

Entrepeneur: BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 View tangerinedream's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: tangerinedream [Offline / Private]
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:19am
: Stop & Blow Your Nose Mart ..where Kleenex is king.

Entrepeneur: BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 View tangerinedream's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: tangerinedream [Offline / Private]
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:21am
: Roto-Pooter (an alternative to enemas)

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