The Creator's Castle
A Deity's Holy Castle....
The Land of The Creator...Welcomes you! This is my Castle, "Fort TSC", my realm if you will. Here you will have great adventures, many friends, and a rousing game of Liboschitzen ball! So what are you waiting for? GIT ON IN!|
*Warning, this In and Out's may be hazardous to you, the user's, health. We at WDC highly suggest you get a full physical and mental checkup before proceeding much further. We at TSC's Realm are not held accountable for any and all of the following.
"Inprisonment, Small Pox, Laser Flogging, Small Animals attaching themselves to your legs, Pet albino Polar bears attacking, impregnation, regurgitation, constipation, reconciliation, nuns, Jahova's Witnesses, Crazy People, DBZ spinoffs, High Mortgage, wars, headaches, stuffy nose, erectile dysfunction, spitting, knitting, fitting, ditzy supermodles, Ugly Academics, french toast, Blueberry jam, pumpernickle loaves, sneezing, coughing, heartburn, nasua, indegestion, upset stomach, diarreaha, Giant robots, and any and all things having to do with The Imperium."
TSC thanks Steve Ellen For being crazy enough to hang out here, catty For riding her lizard into all my battles, tangerinedream For being the only Gigantis around, pentatonic For being weird enough to have the same handle as his user name, Summer... who's she again? For being my Psudo-Sometimes-Every-now-and-again-WDC wife, Small For Always being there, even when nobody listions to his rants about The Chaos and the power of the Imperium, Draconic Knight For being so neutral, The Unknown King For being so secretive, Lord Raith For being the best random drop in every now and again guy, and Mr Zaborskii For being inflicted with every possible illness and torture to make this place (somewhat) safe for our guests.
You all earn Experience points.
Singular Scribbler says "Or the other Mary. (Magdalene)"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Thanks guys. I feel so loved. "
catty says "Dontcha just? They come through for us almost every time we don't want or need them too, just like clockwork. Aint it grand?"
Dad says "Don'tcha feel the love? Ya do? Really? From whom?"
Steve Ellen says "I can be a love machine when necessary. "
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "That's what they all say, Steve!"
catty says "I don't want a machine. I want the sloppy, silly, goofy, sometimes awkward, sometimes grasping, once in a while hot and quick and every now and again slow and soulfull guy. Call me quirky!"
Steve Ellen says "Sounds like we will have to call you damp, disheveled, and bruised. So a smooth professional performance is frowned on? You don't want to tap the ON switch of the Love Machine for 60 minutes of guaranteed ecstasy that includes a free wash and dry?"
catty says "Uh, no. Perfect um, Love Machine wouldn't really have anything interesting except the finale-sex is supposed to be untidy. "
catty says "Merry Christmas everyone!"
Dad says "*sings, off-key* We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Now bring us that friggin' pudding Now bring us that friggin' pudding Now bring us that friggin pudding & bring it right here"
Singular Scribbler says "You have pudding? Why?"
Steve Ellen says "It was supposed to be cake but SOMEBODY can't follow the friggin recipe correctly."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Maybe you gave them the wrong recipe? "
Steve Ellen says "Maybe they drank too much egg nog?"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Maybe they thought the world was ending and just didn't care. Silly fools."
Dad says "They say it wasn't the Mayans fault. Maybe it was the urine's fault."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "How could urine be at fault??"
Steve Ellen says "Because it doesn't make a good cake batter? Although it does give Yellow Cake a new meaning. From now on I eat nothing but chocolate. Oh no! That's ruined for me too! Alright, coconut. Hmmm... I see where that could go wrong. No cake! Let them eat bread!"
Dad says "The teacher told me that pi r squared. I said that's ridiculous. Pie are round. Cornbread r square."
catty says "My cornbread is like cake, with vanilla, molasses and corn syrup and sprinkled with brown sugar on top. Yum."
Dad says "Real cornbread had locks of sweet, creamy butter slathered all over it. Or molasses, but not the other stuff. You've just made a yellow cake."
Steve Ellen says "Yeah, you really should call it corn cake, not corn bread."
Small says "There's a man on the wing!"
Steve Ellen says "A man or a gremlin?"
Dad says "When they say "You can get on the plane now," what they mean is "You can get in the plane now." He was paying too close attention again. Maybe someday he'll learn."
ForgottenSoul says "Ummmm... My cornbread is round and sweet. Am I doing something wromg?"
Steve Ellen says "If cornbread is a euphemism for a body part, then you seem to be doing it right. If cornbread is supposed to be cornbread, then you too might be using a corn cake recipe."
ForgottenSoul says "Is corn cake a real thing?"
Dad says "Why not? My father-in-law (whose name is Old #*%!:/~*$%&@) is a diabetic. He gets sugar-free sugar (I'm NOT making this up). It they can make sugar-free sugar, why not corncake?"
Steve Ellen says "Some like it sweet, some like it savory, some like it smothered in a steaming hot gravy. ... If you want to jump rope to that, feel free."
Dad says "♫ ♪ *sings, off key, of course* Hi-ho, Skip to my Lou ♪ ♪ ♫ Who in the hell is Lou, any way?"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "And why are we supposed to skip to him or her?"
Singular Scribbler says "And who are we to say who Lou does or does not belong to? "
Steve Ellen says "Is this question time? Do you know where you can see a lot of Lou? In Honolulu."
Dad says "At the nude beach."
Steve Ellen says "That's a little too much Lou. That's like Luau, Lou! Less pineapple and more grass skirt, please!"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Since when are you such a prude, Steve?"
Dad says "There's a lot about Steve Ellen we don't know. Come to think of it, there's very little we actually do know. I like it that way."
Steve Ellen says "I'm only a prude about Lou. Have you SEEN Lou? Who says fat men can't have hairy backs?"
catty says "euww, Lou, methinks he needs an all over body wax."
Mr Zaborskii says "Thus died the legendary Castle of the Creator. After a seemingly endless reign as the founding deity, The Story Creator's legacy would forever be tainted by hot wax and amnesia."
Steve Ellen says "It's sad really. I knew we were in trouble when TSC posted: "Sometimes I cough and they turn into laughs." That's a sure sign of a deteriorating mind - the confusion of disease with humor. It's only a few steps from there to naked fat men with hairy backs"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "I don't like real hairy men. I am not overly fond of beards either. "
Dad says "Hm. Interesting. I'm really not fond of hairy women, or women with beards, either, Pengy. We really do have a lot in common."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Amazing how much we have in common, really. Kind of scary."
Steve Ellen says "Twins separated at birth? Except that one aged much faster than the other one? "
Singular Scribbler says "Because: Science. "
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Don't encourage us, Steve. What about science? I'm confused."
Steve Ellen says "SS believes Science is the reason for everything. She probably things the sun rises in the east because of Science."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Wait...science IS the reason for everything. I'm failing to see your point, Steve."
Steve Ellen says "You are the one who said you were confused! Do you know the tallest woman on The Big Bang Show? Black hair, black glasses? That's my mental picture of SS. "
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Oh yes, that definitely sounds right!"
catty says "Amy Farah-Fowler? Hilarious!"
catty says "Love that show. It cracks me up. Or down, whatever!"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "I agree, that show is hilarious. Jon doesn't like it. It's one of very few shows we don't agree on."
catty says "It's one of the few I actually laugh aloud at all the time! "
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Definitely. Hilarious. He doesn't get the humor for some reason."
Dad says "I agree with Jon. Never warmed to that show, either."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "I guess it's one of those ones you either love or hate."
Singular Scribbler says "Haha. That's an interesting mental picture. As far as my earlier comment, I can now justify it with the principles of relativity. "
Steve Ellen says "That's what Einstein used to say. An atomic bomb could go off and Einstein would say: "It's all relative.""
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "I have to go to bed. Chad just texted me a bit ago asking me to open at 9 AM... he's gonna be the death of me. Love you all! Night!"
Steve Ellen says "Good night!"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Made it to work. Yippee!"
Singular Scribbler says "What self-respecting sex shop opens at 9 AM?"
Steve Ellen says "Maybe they only do it on Saturdays? But I agree, hours of a sex shop should be 2 to 2, 2pm to 2am!"
catty says "Hmm, not sure what an appropriate comment would be to that. I guess I can pretend that it never happened. So, what's new around here anyway? Has anyone seen the creator lately, or is that just a void that's happy to eat everything?"
Steve Ellen says "He was last on WDC on Feb 14th. So he's around... kind of."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Maybe he met a femme fatale on Valentine's Day. Our store is open Monday-Saturday 9 AM to 1AM and Sundays 10 AM to Midnight. We're also a head shop...and for some reason we now sell swords, knives, nunchucks and tasers and other odd stuff."
Small says "Well, that's me being enlisted in the army."
Steve Ellen says "Good for you! Tough job but somebody has to do it. Maybe we'll have a few years of relative quiet. So Winona has a combination porn, weapons, and paraphernalia shop. Might as well put in a cock fighting pit in the backyard."
Dad says "Whenever I see the term cock fighting, why do I get a mental image of some guy greasing his zipper?"
Steve Ellen says "I don't know but if they ever hold those kinds of cock fights let's hope the participants have enough sense to wear button fly pants."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "We don't have a backyard here, we walk out into an alley. It's a downtown business district after all. I'm not sure I want to see any kind of cock fight. Weird."
Steve Ellen says "An alley? That's only suitable for shooting craps or heroin. Does it have rain puddles and dramatic lighting?"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "I hate when I have to work a closing shift at the store. (rarely happens anymore, phew) The alley is not well-lit at all and tends to generate large puddles. I wish he'd set it up so the alarm system was by the front door since cops constantly cruise 3rd"
Singular Scribbler says "What's a head shop? "
Steve Ellen says "Pipes, posters, books, psychedelia. Comes from "potheads" and then later just "heads" to refer to people with an interest in altering their minds."
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Pipes are for tobacco...screens...um..yeah. It's so silly."
Mr Zaborskii says "I'm not sure if I follow you. Could you rephrase that?"
Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC says "Screens go into the little metal pipes,"
Steve Ellen says "Back in the day we made our pipes from the inner cylinder of a toilet paper roll. Make a small hole near one end, cover it with aluminum foil, and poke holes in the foil with a pin. Cover the open end of the cylinder with your hand."
Mr Zaborskii says "MJ pipes? Sherlock Holmes pipes? Copper pipes for water? PVC pipes for blowing paper darts at each other? The pipes off an organ? You do realize how many different kinds of pipes there are, don't you?"
Dad says "Yes, I do."
Steve Ellen says "Pip pipes up: "I believes there is even more pipes than that, sir.""
Mr Zaborskii says "Oh yeah: I forgot about the endless stream of noise that incessantly flows out of your windpipe, Pip."
Mr Zaborskii says "(said the captain)"
Steve Ellen says "The captain? Immediately I saw us on a steam-powered, sidepaddle, ocean crossing ship. Halfway across we will be attacked by a giant squid."
Mr Zaborskii says "If only our crew-mates had giant biceps and manly names... I have a feeling the only use we can get out of someone named Pip is by feeding him to the squid first in an attempt to distract it with stomach pains. All is truly lost."
Steve Ellen says "Certainly. My intention all along was to use Pip as squid bait. He's an orphan, you know, and will not be missed. Look at him now with his hands over his ears repeating, "I'm not hearing this!" over and over. Pathetic, ain't he?"
Dad says "Pathetic, pitiable, deplorable, lamentable, and miserable, all at the same time."
Mr Zaborskii says "This is going to be one of the most depressing death scenes I have ever seen."
Mr Zaborskii says "You are mistaken," Pip said as the squid lunged out of the water, aiming for him. Without a second for forethought, Pip grabbed a club and smashed the tentacles of the approaching beast. As it slunk into the sea, he continued, "My name's not Pip."
Steve Ellen says "In one deft motion the boy pulled the rubber mask from his face. A gasp arose from the crew and passengers of the steamship Clarabelle. "My God!" yelled the captain. "It's Bilbo Baggins!" Bilbo grinned. "Aye! One and the same!""
Dad says "Odd aside here. Men and squids have a lot in common, you know. You see, squids tend to be overly proud of the tentacles. End of aside. Therefore, Bilbo smashing the squid's tentacle was extremely damaging to the squid. We may never see him again."
Steve Ellen says "I think you are confusing tentacles and testicles."
Dad says "Gotta get up early in the morning to sneak one by you, don't we? Nah, we can sleep in to mid-afternoon and still sneak one by you, can't we?"
catty says "Who has to sneak, he's never really paying that much attention, really. Watch this!.....See, what'd I tell you? *Looks at Steve wearing a pink sombrero and jewel-encrusted chaps*"
Dad says "*laughs at Steve wearing a pink sombrero and jewel-encrusted chaps*"
Total Displayed: 100