"There's a lot of things you've eaten," the stranger said, "and a lot of things you haven't. There's probably a lot of things you've eaten you shouldn't have, and a lot of things you haven't eaten you should." (Dad )

Ohfeelya bit off a chunk of the stranger's face and said, "Oh my, was that something I shouldn't have eaten?" (Steve ~ Friction )

OT: ROTFLMAO (Dad )

He showed her a sprig of asparagus. "And this is probably something you should've eaten." (Dad )

Ohfeelya daintily plucked the sprig of asparagus from Dad's big meaty fingers. "I'll cherish this as the first gift you ever gave me." (Steve ~ Friction )

The stranger wondered how Ohfeelya did that, since Dad was not in the room, and he was holding the asparagus. (Dad )

They stopped dancing, and the asparagus said,"Darling, please get off my foot. Can we go home now?" (BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 )

The stranger nodded knowingly. So THAT was how Ohfeelya did it. He used a mutated talking asparagus with teleportation abilities. That should have been obvious. (Steve ~ Friction )

Meanwhile, the broccoli got creamed with a cheesy conversation. (BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 )

And the dish ran away with the spoon. Ohfeelya yanked the tablecloth off the table sending everything crashing to the floor. "Damn this restaurant and it's unnecessary hijinks!" (Steve ~ Friction )

The Maitre'D booted her out of there, but an elastic invisible strap yanked her back in. Determined man that he was, he he rented a cannon.A BOOM was heard as Ohfeelya shot across the sky. (BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 )

On her way to the moon Ohfeelya met up with the cow, who had been compelled to jump over the moon the moment the dish ran away with the spoon. "When we get back let's find Mother Goose and wring her neck! Roast goose for Thanksgiving!" (Steve ~ Friction )

The cow simply said, "Moo." Ohfellya cursed himself, and wondered why she tried to discuss anything with higher intelligences. (Dad )

When Ohfeelya returned to earth she went straight to bed and slept for a week. (Steve ~ Friction )

Otto awakened and was relieved to find that he was indeed his normal masculine self. "Whew." (BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 )

But that left him once again with the problem of what to do for excitement. Why did life have to be so damn boring unless you made spectacular efforts to make it interesting? (Steve ~ Friction )

I could try getting a job, Otto thought to himself, but he quickly quashed that idea when he realized it would probably screw up his welfare checks and food stamps, and not leave him any time for goofing off. (Dad )

"So many problems to solve," he muttered as he lay in bed watching the noontime TV news shows and sipping on a can of 25-cent Piggly Wiggly peach soda. (Steve ~ Friction )

But then he'd have to give up his volunteer position of standing on the street corner selling his wares. (NotMelsDiner )

Finally he decided to go to Hawaii. Winter was coming and what better way to avoid the snow than be reclining on the sunny beaches of a warm Pacific island? (Steve ~ Friction )

He wondered why he was questioning his decision. (BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 )

Then he wondered why he was wondering about questioning his decision. Within seconds an alarming hall of mirrors opened up inside his head and he saw himself reflected ten thousand times in his own opinion and in his opionion of his opinion and in... (Steve ~ Friction )

After what seemed like a mixed up dream of sorts, he finally got on a plan bound for wherever except there but thought about the turkey dinner in a couple of days. (Joan )

The turkey dinner could be a big problem. His turkey was still frozen and he had made no satisfactory arrangements to thaw it. (Steve ~ Friction )

And so, he opted for the 59 cent Turkey pot pie he'd zapped in the microwave oven. (BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1 )

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