"Who cares. The fun part is chasin' 'em and scarin' the hell outta'm" (Dad )

"I heard that!" Faffs barked. "You're my kind of bitch!" Suzi stopped and said, "Huh? I'm not YOUR bitch. You are MY bitch." Faffs shrugged. "I don't think so... bitch." (Steve ~ Friction )

"Bitch," she snapped back. (Dad )

She was sidetracked when she met up with the captain of the cat hunt, Gunnar, a handsome doberman pinscher, and forgot about the "who's the bitch" dogfight. (Dreamin1-VigilanteAngel Ranger )

Gunnar was black and brown and sleek. "Golly!" Suzi said. She felt like her knees were melting. If only he would sniff her butt... (Steve ~ Friction )

"Hey!" Gunnar thought to himself. "That little bitch is more than just a little all right. I think I'll sniff her butt!" (Dad )

Suzi was in ecstasy. Her tail wagging was a blur. "He sniffed me! He sniffed me!" She began making wedding plans in her head. (Steve ~ Friction )

Butt at the last minute, it appeared that Gunnar got cold paws. It was all cleared up when a guard dawg, named Gherkin, rounded the corner. (Dreamin1-VigilanteAngel Ranger )

It seemed that Gunnar was rather fond of Gherkin's pickle. "Oh crap!" Suzi said as the wedding thoughts in her head dissolved into a fine mist of disappointment. (Steve ~ Friction )

Her forehead wrinkled a bit at the thought, and then stole the little gherkin and ran off, then left it by a homeless beach bum, but a cat came along and thought it was a toy. (Dreamin1-VigilanteAngel Ranger )

Needless to say, Santa Claus did not sleep easy that night. The next morning he discovered Rudolph was missing and someone had left a flaming bag of dog poop on his doorstep. (Steve ~ Friction )

The beach bum enjoyed watching the cat play with the toy, and Gherkin never missed his pickle. (Dreamin1-VigilanteAngel Ranger )

Suzi eventually married a Cocker Spaniel and raised seven handsome pups. (Steve ~ Friction )

The End. (Dreamin1-VigilanteAngel Ranger )

No it isn't. In&Outs never end. (Steve ~ Friction )

Oh? Ever since they changed the location, I can rarely find this In & Out...unless I look on my portfolio. (Dreamin1-VigilanteAngel Ranger )

They didn't change the location. You have to post in it to keep it on page one. (Steve ~ Friction )

Or, do what I do. Extend page 1 to 60 items, and scroll past the ones I'm not interested in. (Dad )

So we can assume you are interested in this one? (Steve ~ Friction )

You can assume anything you want. Remember, when you assume, you make an ass of u and me. (Dad )

Just so long as we're both asses. I hate being an ass by myself. (Steve ~ Friction )

But you do it so well yourself. but, I'll admit to some ass-ish-ness of myself, too. (Dad )

Some? When you're on stage I feel totally eclipsed. (Steve ~ Friction )

*shrugs* I am the master of my domain. Wait a minute. Wasn't that a Seinfeld routine? (Dad )

Yes. Doesn't "Assmaster" sound like a cool martial arts ranking? Assmaster Dad will now demonstrate the Flying Monkey Death Kick. (Steve ~ Friction )

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