This is an interactive story containing 124 chapters. Each chapter tells part of the story and (usually) ends with multiple choices. Click on a choice and you'll be lead to the next chapter in your story. When you reach a chapter that hasn't been written yet, you will have the option to write it! Don't be shy... make an addition!

They say, "If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." I'm doing just that. No more death, no more giant women, no more erotica, no more half-baking. The gloves come off, and now we do things differently. Welcome to a story so outside of those lame conventions, it's almost degrading to simply call it vore. No, things are slightly different around here. If you like what you read here, spread the word, draw some artwork, break convention with me, and usher in a revolution of ingestion without fatal digestion. Now, for all those of you who haven't clicked the little red X yet, here's a few groundrules to follow:

1. NO character may die. That includes the creatures doing the eating, as well.

2. These creatures don't have stomach acids, just stomachs.

3. The basic process works in three easy steps: Character gets eaten, character travels through digestive tract, character gets excreted. Only soft full tour please. No hard vore. Thank you!

4. You may include dragons in the story as characters, but they must be the ones getting EATEN, not the ones doing the eating. No evil dragons, either, of course.

5. You don't always have to have the characters get eaten, you can include other varieties of comedy as well, (i.e. getting sat on, farted on, pooped on, slapstick, sight gags, bad puns, knock-knock jokes, whatever) so long as there is NO SEXUAL CONTENT [as relating to intercourse, suggested or implied, in any manner].

I will edit all additions made for content, grammar/spelling, and my personal tastes (no pun intended :). Any chapters violating the above rules will be deleted! I will answer questions about the rules or give suggestions for scenarios, if anyone contracts writer's block. Contact me through writing.com e-mail for help with this, or any of my stories. Most importantly, have a good time. These stories are for entertainment, not for my health, so enjoy, everyone! I look forward to seeing what wacky and amusing ideas people come up with! :)