(Originally authored by Sandman)
Bozo was smiling; his first encounter with two armed humans was both successful, and informative. He learned that these nearly hairless, ape like creatures were basically arrogant, stupid, and easily led into a trap. However, as Gyro went back to the ship, with the two now cocooned human hunters in hand, Bozo wondered why Gyro admired these humans so much, maybe it was the taste he figured. To Bozo, these humans were ugly, smelly creatures of little interest, but Bozo had his orders, so he marched on. As the Bozo marches down this lonely trail alone, we see that he stands about six feet tall, and he has a huge, distorted face, with a hairless, coned shaped head. He is wearing a very colorful green poke a dotted jump suit, big red shoes, and big white gloves. His eyes are big, almost cartoon like, his ears are big, his mouth is wide, and he has a big red nose, with white pasty skin.
As Bozo marched toward the main road, he saw a human land boat, a car moving towards him. This car was black and white in color. As the car slowed down and stopped, Bozo watched something stunning. Bozo saw a slender, yet shapely uniformed human female getting out of her car, and walking over towards him. He saw that she was infinitely more attractive, and interesting, then the last two humans that he encountered. As Deputy Angie Summers walks up to Bozo, smiling, thinking this was some kind of early Halloween prank. Bozo points his ray gun at her, and smiles. Angie then laughs, and says, “Oh no! The big bad clown is going to zap me.”
Bozo grins wickedly, and shakes his head yes. Bozo, then fires his ray gun at her. As the ray gun engulfs her, it...