“Honey, we need to get going. This weekend is important”, began James, already at the door, ready to leave for their weekend getaway/business trip. “Kids, do we have to have a total meltdown every time your father and I have to go away? We’ll just be gone the weekend. Now, I don’t know what kind of idiot plan hiding all of your sister’s clothing is, David, but you’d better darn well find those clothes!”
“But MOM!”
“But mom nothing, young man. This is the kind of screwed up behavior that gets you landed in therapy, David, now FIND THOSE CLOTHES!”, Heather roared.
“But Mom”, said David pensively.
Both parents are now at the door ready to leave, with David in the front hall and the girls both lingering at the top of the stairs. James and Heather confer in hushed voices, and James finally grudgingly proffers a credit card, telling David to buy the girls new clothes, since he is the only one still able to leave the house in a dressed state. James further tells his son that he will get the cost of the clothes out of David’s hide, one way or another, when they return. “You’ve got some serious explaining to do, son!”, he warns him.
Totally crestfallen that everyone in the family thinks that HE did something with his sister’s clothes, David sulkily accepts the credit card, the parents leave to catch their plane, and the girls, both wrapped in bathtowels and nothing else, rush downstairs and confront their brother. Sara his older sister gives him a firm tongue lashing, calling David a creep and a weirdo.
David denies everything, and says they can use his phone (since theirs are missing with their clothes). He then comes up with an idea: The girls can put on some of HIS clothes for their trip to the mall to buy new clothes with their parent’s credit card, and then the rest of their weekend will be fine.
So, David and his two practically nude sisters rush up to his room, only to find that now all of HIS other clothes are gone! He is the only one still wearing clothes! Their parents are gone for the next two nights. It’s still early on a Friday morning and they’re supposed to be going to school. His sisters think it’s all one big joke he’s playing, and both rush him and pummel him with their tiny fists while they curse at him. They all three land on the floor, and the boy manages to swipe his older, fine-ass sister’s towel away from her, then easily yanks his younger sisters out of hers, literally causing her to spin free several feet from him. Both sisters now bare naked and covering themselves in sheer embarrassment shriek at their brother, who tries to calm them, shakily getting to his feet and saying, “Look, Dad gave me his card, alright? I’ll just go find some clothes for you, while you can just chill here at the house.”, says David, reaching into his back pocket, where he placed the credit card.
Only now it’s gone! He begins to frantically look around, while his sisters sense that he’s lost the card already, and begin to howl at him furiously, while helping him to find where the card might have landed.
David blames them for ganging up on him, and keeps searching his pockets in disbelief, while his sisters snatch their towels back from him and look around in dismay for the missing card.
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