I'm not a poet, but I am a Bad Poet, or as I've recently learned, a "poetaster".
Thanks to the awful influence of greats like Pita, Katya the Poet, and Dale Arthur, I've sunken into the poetic under world of intentionally bad poetry.
We all owe our poetasteric heritage to opaltwins and their early and seminal work in the field is no longer available, which may be a blessing to all concerned.