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117.  Brother Nature - WhoopsID #753393 
Posted: 5-23-2012 @ 1:05 pm EDT 
Edited: 5-23-2012 @ 1:36 pm EDT 

May 23, 2012

The idea is to follow Yera's tittle "Whoops" Yera

I'm not sure why, but when ever I think of the the word Whoops I think it is funniest, when it's said by a doctor.
Like I said, "I'm not sure why."

Whoops! I'm getting squeezed out of the city, like toothpaste being squeezed out of the tube. The pressure surrounds me, ever increasing, until I ooze into the driveway at Sunset Bay.
Speaking of toothpaste, I better go get my day going, so I can get outta Dodge.

Cheers *Coffee*

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116.  It takes time to wait.ID #753329 
Posted: 5-22-2012 @ 11:58 am EDT 
Edited: 5-23-2012 @ 6:43 pm EDT 

May 22, 2012

Today's prompt was sent out to our group, then I wrote this initiating entry. I didn't quite follow the "follow me" format, but it's better than making everyone wait.

What are your views on waiting for things? Are you patient or do you stress about it? What sort of things do you do to pass the time while waiting?
Talk about, was it worth the wait, or all just a bunch of wasted time?


My blog entry today is dedicated to Earl PubNewEbook Earl suggested that I write something about our Victoria Day Holiday week-end. Earl also gave me a second opportunity to initiate a blog entry after I screwed up the first one. Thanks again Earl.

Victoria Day, more commonly known as May long week-end has just passed once again. I've enjoyed this holiday ever since I could remember. I first came to know this holiday as, Firecracker Day. It was the only day of the year when it was okay to play with matches, not only that, but we were encouraged to play with explosive devices. Back in the day the news was filled with stories of kids who had their fingers blown off or had permanent damage done to their eyes and or ears from the high quality firecrackers that were readily available to all who wished to celebrate this glorious holiday by blowing things up. In those days firecrackers packed a punch. There were no regulations, and these fairly powerful explosive toys were marketed directly to kids. The government eventually banned the sale of these products around the same time I discovered that you could still buy them if you waited until you were alone in the store with the shop keeper. I was always careful about playing with my contraband explosives. One of my favorite things to do was to set up my little green army men in the sand box then partially bury a dozen or more firecrackers underneath them. I would quickly light the fuses with a cigarette, which was also readily available to children, and watch the army men get blown to smithereens.
Other kids committed heinous acts on frogs, insects, and unsuspecting pets. I never went in for that type of action, but you can't blame them for doing such things, it was encouraged in the advertising of the products.

Who would have thought that hamsters and firecrackers went together?


Hey Kids, Hurry up and get your firecrackers, so you can be COOL!


Later on in life, I learned that the reason behind the fireworks was to celebrate Queen Victoria, who in 1924 appointed Lord Stanley as Governor General to Canada. Lord Stanley is better known for being the name sake of The Stanley Cup, which is The Holy Grail of The National Hockey League. I'm not sure why we have a holiday to honor a British Queen, but what the heck, a day off to play with fireworks is always welcome.

As an adult May long week-end became the kick off to summer. It was the big camp out week-end. Head out of town, open up the cabin, fill the campgrounds, pack the beaches, enjoy the outdoors, these are the things people do on this week-end. Of course May long week-end is always cold and rainy. I woke up in a tent, wet, cold and hung over on many a May long week-end.

The Victoria Day Week-end now has a more somber, less explosive meaning for me personally. I'm reminded each year, that we have to be careful. Whatever you're celebrating...Be careful. life is precious. RIP #19 K. Johnson.

Cool,with cloud cover and high winds, on another Victoria Day Week-end
Note that we fly, The Union Jack on our Provincial Flag.



Every day is spent waiting for something or someone. Today I waited for the City Water Works Dept. to arrive to change out my leaking water meter. The fellow has come and gone and I now can restore water to the house here on Bannerman. I'm just waiting for Timmy to come and give me a hand with some plumbing.
Waiting is a big part of everyday, to pass time while waiting I try not to think about all the things I'm waiting for. I am much much better at waiting than I used to be. So many days were wasted, sitting and staring at the Christmas tree, waiting for Santa to finally arrive.

Yeah! The water mafia are here at last.


*Cat* Another kick at the cat *Cat* : it's just an expression


On Mother's Day past we all went to the local racetrack with Mom as is our family tradition. A good time was had by all. The race track is a good place for waiting. You wait for each race to start, wait for each race to finish, wait in line to place your bets, wait in line at the concession stand, and wait for the whole thing to end, so you can wait to get out of the crowded parking lot. This year I had a special relationship with one of the thoroughbreds by the name of, Hello Scott. Scott is my youngest brother's name. I swear to you that this horse was trying to tell me something. As I watched, Hello Scott, turn circles in the paddock prior to the race, I swear the horse made an effort to look right at me on each pass. It even smiled and winked as it walked by.

Grinning cuz I'm winning


Proof that it's not my imagination. Hello Scott, is looking right at me.


I went "all in" on Hello Scott, to win. I waited for for the race to start. I waited for Hello Scott to cross the finish line. Hello Scott did not let me down, he crossed the finish line, as promised. Unfortunately Hello Scott waited for the other horses to cross the finish line ahead of him.

My final photo, titled, Empty, like your wallet.


Joel aka Brother Nature


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115.  The Reason I was born is telling you Somewhen ?ID #753162 
Posted: 5-20-2012 @ 12:03 am EDT 
Edited: 5-20-2012 @ 1:09 am EDT 

May 19, 2012

Ms. Cindy*SuitHeart* raised an excellent question in her blog prompt.(The Reason I Was Born In The World) I don't think there is a wrong answer to this question
Some day we will all find out exactly what the answer is, and for the first time in the earths history we will all be correct. I think I was born to provide a physical form for my spirit to inhabit. I won't pretend that I know why that is, but that is what I believe.

It's the simple things that are important. The things that we may not even be aware of. For example, there may be a person you have contact with who is not happy about their appearance, perhaps this person is lacking in self confidence. With out knowing this about the person you may comment that they look very nice, or some other form of a compliment. You may never know how much better your comment made that person feel. You may never know that your comment inspired that person to achieve great things. Perhaps a small encouraging comment saved a life. You never know, but some day you will. That's what I believe.

As I read through all of the entries for the eighteenth of the month, I grow more confused as to what the prompt is asking for one to write. I guess that is a good thing because it allows the writer to choose their own road. I enjoyed sunnystarr 's entry. I will follow her take on "admirers."

I am the worlds worst male at catching subtle hints from admirers. One time a girl asked me if I would give her a tour of the house at a party. (It wasn't even my house) I gave her a tour of the whole house as best I could. She lingered in the bedrooms for the longest time. I had to step back a couple times, as she kept trying to stand in the same spot I was already standing in. I thought to myself, "come on!!! do you want a tour of the house or don't you."

Brother Nature, taking it slow.
Brother Nature, slow.
Oh, so slow.
Oh Brother!
*RollEyes*

I guess I'm at somewhere some when. I'm going to have to pretend I get this one. Looks like most people took the poetic way out.

   O M G !   Look   at   the   time!

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Joel aka Brother Nature


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114.  Brother Nature - Weather Changes Me.ID #752981 
Posted: 5-16-2012 @ 6:26 pm EDT 
Edited: 5-16-2012 @ 6:55 pm EDT 

May 16, 2012

Today I am following Bonnie14222 and her entry "May 16: Weather Changes Me

The weather used to be a pretty safe topic for discussion. "How bout this weather we're having?" was a perfect ice breaker to begin any conversation, even with a stranger.
The weather has become increasingly more intense, unstable and unpredictable.
I've been running a business, for the past ten years that is hopelessly dependent on the weather conditions.
In the past two to three years the weather has taken it's toll and made it's point clear. The weather will be, what the weather will be, and there is nothing that can be done about it.

Summers with out heat.
Summers with out rain.
Summers with out sun shine.
Summers of dry scorching heat.
Winters of biting cold. (exposed skin will freeze in five seconds)
Winters of no snow fall.
This past winter we had record high temperatures, with only one snow fall worthy of shoveling your walkway.
heat waves, drought, floods, and wind storms becoming more violent and frequent.
Yep, It used to be nice to converse about the weather.

I could use a good dose of vitamin D, but I'm told it's not safe to be in the sun.

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But we'll sing in the sunshine, we'll laugh everyday, we'll sing in the sunshine, then I'll be on my way.

Joel aka Brother Nature


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113.  Brother Nature - This is abusingID #752969 
Posted: 5-16-2012 @ 4:27 pm EDT 
Edited: 5-16-2012 @ 5:46 pm EDT 

May 15, 2012

Today I'll be following Earl PubNewEbook and his entry "This is abusing!

I was raised in a neighborhood where you don't have to go out looking for somebody desperate for help. They will come looking for you.
I learned very early that, Some people just can't be helped.
In most cases you are not helping these people anyway. You are just enabling them continue in an abusive cycle of addiction or dependency.

The people I'm talking about are emotional vampires. They will bleed you dry of whatever it is you offer. Nothing you do will ever be enough and they will always remain needful.

Emotional vampires walk among us, they can be our friends, neighbors and even family members. Learning to identify these people and learning how to say, "NO" is the only line of defense.

In every single instance when I have gone against my better judgment and helped out one of these emotional vampires, I have been burned.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll have food for a life time.

Joel aka Brother Nature


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112.  Brother Nature - Monday MuseID #752883 
Posted: 5-14-2012 @ 10:16 pm EDT 

May 14, 2012

Monday, May 14, 2012 ~ MAY 2012 FOLLOW ME BLOGGING CHALLENGE initiating prompt is Monday Muse by Prosperous Snow
"Monday Muse

So , we are just going to start typing and see what we end up with. Okay. I've already begun. It's not the first time I've done this , so it shouldn't be too difficult. This better come as a surprise to some of you but I find it very easy to let my mind go completely blank. Ha ha ha , yeah I see the humor in that. Nothing in there in the first place. ha ha ha .

I'm not going to worry so much if my entry makes any sense or not. I will be dedicated more to the concept of continuing to type with out a intended story to be unfolded. I was going to write earlier about something else but I forget now what that was. Oh yeah now I remember it was going to be about my muse or my Monday muse, which I don't have one. I do have my buddy Andre drop by from time to time but he does his own thing. He hasn't been by for a few days now, but I have had several visitors to the home front here on Bannerman Ave. The thing is I have a bit of a monkey on my back right now, and it's getting a bit difficult to shake. It seems to me as well that my visitors are dropping by and leaving what ever monkeys they are carrying around with them off on me. I'm being overwhelmed with back monkeys. Good thing Andre isn't around , because I know what he would do with all these monkeys roaming about. I'm going for a complete topic change, right now. I'm heading back to Sunset Bay tomorrow. I'm not giving any monkeys a lift, I'll leave them all here. Maybe if I leave them a keyboard they will write some stories for me.
Get this!!! The monkey on my back has offered to write a poem for me in comments. This, I've got to see!!!
meet ya there.

Joel aka Brother Nature


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111.  Brother Nature - Whats your "Go- To Book?ID #752880 
Posted: 5-14-2012 @ 9:35 pm EDT 

May13, 2012

I'll be giving a try at following Emily~Cowboys+Pirates=1791808 in today's blog entry.
"Emily - What is your "Go-To" Book?

Here is where that short attention span thing comes into play again.

Last year I read two novels, one was a book of short stories. So I actually only read one novel.The book is, Running With Scissors, by Augusten Burroughs.
I liked the first few chapters of the book. It went kind of ugly for me and I did not like the direction the story took. It was an auto biography though, and I guess the author did not have a choice in the direction the book took, because he had to write about the experiences he had lived. The book was about the author, his life and how he views the world and the people around him. It inspired me to write, on the basis of: If he can do it, so can I.

I've been more of a reader in days gone by. I've read several of the known classic literature books. and plenty of the contemporary authors of our times. In the past ten years or so, most of my reading is done online or from the Bible. I like reading the Bible because I can pick it up and start reading anywhere. Even if I only read a couple of lines I always have a feeling of fulfillment, and that I have gained in some way from reading.

Joel aka Brother Nature


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110.  Brother Nature - This one's about the last minute.ID #752817 
Posted: 5-14-2012 @ 12:10 am EDT 

May 12,2012
Following Fivesixer...blog CHAMP!! on this one.

We've had a personal change of plans at the last minute, thanks to the kids. I won't be posting an entry 'til at least 6pm. In the meantime, you all can relate a story about how your plans have changed and how you were put in a bind. Maybe you got out of it, and maybe you didn't. Follow that!

Ha! Finally a prompt that I that I don't already know everything about.
I only know two things about plannings. The first is That stupid expression I'm sure you've all heard.

"There's two kind of people in the world. There's the people who plan to fail, and the one's who fail to plan."

That's so stupid. Who plans to fail?

The other thing I know about plans is, they need to changed. We actually plan to change our plans while we're planning them.

With that my friends, I must move along now.
My blog entry writing time has been restricted due to a sudden change of plans.

Joel aka Brother Nature


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109.  Brother Nature - That Special MovieID #752708 
Posted: 5-11-2012 @ 6:28 pm EDT 
Edited: 5-11-2012 @ 10:29 pm EDT 

May 11,2012



A couple days back we were discussing being on top of the world. The Al Jolson song, I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, immediately came to mind.
Al Jolson was my dad's favorite entertainer. Occasionally my dad would play his collection of 78rpm records and sing along. My siblings and I would sit and listen for as long as he could go on. The old man did a pretty good Jolson.
When they aired the movie The Jolson Story on tv it was a family event. The Jolson Story, was always followed by Jolson Sings Again, so it was always a double feature family event. We would all gather around the TV crunching down popcorn and the lime Kool- Aid flowed freely. (Good times) I was going to write about this on the "top of the world" entry, but I decided this story is for another time. Nice timing Big Bad Wolfe.

It's not surprising then that my favorite movies are about "music" or the music was my most enjoyed part of the movie.
I'll list a few of my favorite movies that I enjoy for the music and or musician. I tried for a rough time line, but they all seem to blend together anyhow.

60-70

Wizard of OZ
Chitty - Chitty - Bang - Bang
The Jolson movies (of course)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
The Buddie Holy Story.

80-90

Phantom of the Paradise
Led Zeppelin, Song Remains The Same
Woodstock
Pink Floyd The Wall
Cross Roads

2000-2010

The Doors
Toy Story
The Lion King


Another list of movies I could make which I would say are my favorites because I re-watch them when ever they are aired on tv or I have a copy seem to be comedies.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
Strange Brew
Sleeper
Young Frankenstein
The Jerk
Neighbors
Airplane
Idiocracy


These movies and many others served to inspire my sense of humor and contained opportunities to have a look at the world in a little different way. They all contributed in little ways to form the way I think and my sense of humor, which gives me my motivation, and inspiration to add back some humor into the world and people around me

Have a great week-end

Joel aka Brother Nature


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108.  Brother Nature -Time ID #752677 
Posted: 5-11-2012 @ 2:11 am EDT 
Edited: 5-11-2012 @ 2:16 am EDT 

Time flies, yes! It sure does, but it flies at the speed of flight, so it cancels each other out. We break even. It's win win.
Thinking a little bit further ahead, I'm wondering what happens when time has to come in for a landing. Does it take off and start flying again?
Think about it, I have plumbing to do.

Joel aka Brother Nature


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