What's happening folks! It's the Don Dadda back at ya again! Feeling great this Sunday morning, ready to do this little work time then hit the gym. Too bad the planting supervisor is on vacation, because that means the Grand Wizard is comin in today. Seeing him on Sunday is like walking into church and seeing the Devil behind the podium. The man is an Asshat for sure. But i aint gonna let him fuck up my day. I can handle his punk ass for four hours. Lost a friend last week. Guy i've known for about six years. He was a tech support guy for a chemical supplier we buy our chemicals from. Always thought he was one of the happiest guys i'd ever met. Guess i was wrong. He hid it well, but he was having big problems with his wife. I guess last Sunday night he ate the barrel of a shotgun. Damn. R.I.P. Ben King.
 

Ok, damn it, i am getting my ass back to the gym for the first time in three months! Gonna keep at this weight-loss-get- in- shape thing til i get it right! Trying to keep myself motivated, get the molasses out my ass and just do it like Nike. Ok maybe it's just me, but i was watching tv or something and i saw one of those "Arrive Alive" commercials, right? And it hit me how dumb it is. Ok it's good to stop folks from drinking and driving, though if you drive to a bar and drink, how the hell they think you gonna get home? But it dont make since, because, unless you are headed to a morge to start with, the only way you CAN arrive is alive, right? If you get in a car accident and die on the way, they dont put you in the meat wagon and take you to where you were going and say " See? He arrived dead cause he was drinkin, or didnt have his seat belt on. Is it just me?
 

Well, it was a fucked up weekend. Michelle, my 19 yr old Daughter, damn near kills herself with vicodin, trying to stop a toothache, and my lil cousin Quentin, ( we call him Q-Ball) was shot in an attempted robbery five hours later. Both are fine now, Michelle got her stomache pumped, and Q was shot in his hand, had to have surgery, but came out fine. Them fools that tried, and i say tried, to rob him didnt know lil cuz was an Army war vet. that saw combat in iraq. He answered their shots with shots of his own, driving them off with twin 40 glocks, even though he took one himself.I teased him that he zigged when he should have zagged, and all he said was he wanted to get the surgery over so he could get back to work. He is working on opening his own electronics store. Hell he even sold me a 55 inch vizio flat screen. But it all turned out right, they are fine, and i'm back to work. Peace!
 

Hello all! Hopefully when i get home my internet will be back up and i can get indepth with this blog thing again, because it's hard doin this from work. Kind of miss talking to yall though, and i wanna get back to doing it on a regular basis. My 17 year old son asked me a question yesterday and my answers stunned us both. He asked me if i could ask God a few questions what would they be? My first answer, quick as a flash was: " God, what the hell were you thinkin of when you made duck-billed platapusses?" Next: " Why have you sent Sarah Palin to our planet?" and finally, " Why does i come before e except after c?". No shit, this is what came to my mind. My son wants me to get checked out. Mentally. He thinks maybe i stuck my finger in a live electical socket as a kid or some shit. Anyway, I'm feeling good, things are great at home except my internet situation, and i'm rollin like thunder. I havent even had the urge to beat the breaks off of the Grand Wizard lately. Is this the calm before a helluva storm? We shall see!
 

Hello again my friends! Monday morning, feeling Great! Kickin off the week with a wish that my Grandmother feels better, and a prayer to God for giving me the strenght of will to avoid the tatto party my oldest daughter threw at my house yesterday. All of her friends, the tatto guy, and my wife are all gonna suffer this morning, after all the vodka and Remy Martin they drank. I locked myself in my room and watched a whole season of NCIS just to avoid waking up with a killer hang over. I am proud of me!
 

I can't believe this. The brand new cable modem that supports the phone and the internet in my house has expired again! Third one in three weeks. First i blamed the kids, then i said maybe it was the wall socket it was plugged into, but yesterday i was using the damn thing, plugged into the same surge protector as the damn computer, when i smell burning plastic. Suddenly i heard electric sizzling and poof! No phone and no internet. Again. Only had it back up for a few days. Wtf?
 

Hello all. What's good in the hood, folks? Damn cable company, my internet and phone been down for a week. just got it back up. So tell me something good yall.I got one, my oldest daughter just landed a job at Apple! Now she can pay daddy tax! That's the tax a kid pay just cause i said so. Not too much to say today, so i wont bore you to death. Have a great day everyone!
 

T.G.I.F! It's a great day! I feel great and the world better watchout! Ready to handle all the asshats and jackasses the world can throw at me today.Loving life and all it has to offer. Who da man? Me, that's who!
 

What's up yall! Back up in the House! feeling good today, but tired. Worked my ass off today.Heard great news today though: Rick Santorum is out of the race. Good. That fool is a few bricks short of a load.I think the whole crop of current republicans are certifiable, but he was one of the worst in the race. Only Sarah Palin and Michelle bachman are worse, thank God they aint in it. And no, i dont like Obama just because he is black. If that was the case, i would have wanted Condolessa Rice to run ( Probably spelled that wrong). The man inherited a total cluster-fuck and has made the best out of it with all the bullshit that has been thrown his way. Birthers, the Tea Party, the republicans and all the disrespect they have shown for the President, i'm surprized Obama hasn't had the secret service kill someone, lol. Maybe if folks quit hatin on him so much and act like the Americans they claim to be, and start being part of the solution instead of part of the problem, Obama could get some shit done. How can people say he's a bad Pres. comin after George Bush? Nuf said, i rest my case.
 

Well, it's Easter, and the wife and i done had an arguement. Over some bullshit. I aint even gonna try and explain it, but i will say it's some shit that was totally unneccesary. I'll let it blow over and let her holler and scream at me like i'm a bum on the street for now, but when she wanna make up and act like the shit didnt happen, well, i'll remind her. Took some pics of the kids on the Easter Egg hunt, and they had a ball.Even got a pic or two of my labs with rabbit ears on. The usual spread for Easter dinner: Ham, home-made mac and cheese, greens,and sweet potatos. Trying to fix my attitude, but it's hard. I wanna kick her in the ass for fuckin with me, but it wouldn't even do any good. Been through this before, she'll be apologizing and wanting to just let it go later. Fuck that. She was wrong and i'mma let her know. Then i'll have a beer and go to bed. Happy Easter every one.