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 Steve Ellen's Notebook
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Oh! Thou rememberist me? How I missed thee! =D
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 16, 2012 at 10:59pm EDT
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I like those! Comfy, seats 7 :)
Like  •  Apr 18, 2012 at 10:34am EDT
Wise guy. *Bigsmile*
Like  •  Apr 18, 2012 at 12:40pm EDT
It's wise *gal*, my friend.
Like  •  Apr 18, 2012 at 8:56pm EDT
OH look at that! It randomly popped on my screen about your just receiving a Fantasy Badge. Good for you!
Like  •  Comment  •  Mar 23, 2012 at 11:50am EDT
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Oh, lol. Well at least you got one! ;)
Like  •  Mar 23, 2012 at 10:20pm EDT
I checked. It was April, 2005. *Rolleyes*
Like  •  Mar 24, 2012 at 5:02pm EDT
....wow deceiving!!! lol
Like  •  Mar 25, 2012 at 9:38am EDT
can you keep me in your prays have not been feeling well
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 9, 2012 at 9:17pm EST
Sure. I hope you get better soon.
Like  •  Jan 9, 2012 at 9:24pm EST
Go check out love is all i need 's Why Boys Don't Get it. I wrote something back for you, and if you start saying stuff like Way better then Charles again, I'll tell SM.
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 6, 2012 at 9:56pm EST
I was talking about the other Charles. Sorry about the name mix-up. Tammy needs to call you guys Charles One and Charles Two or something like that so no one will get confused.
Like  •  Jan 7, 2012 at 3:50am EST
i did start calling them charles one and charles two but that wierd so i have to give them nicknames
Like  •  Jan 8, 2012 at 7:46am EST
Mister! I'm finally back to the back's back, back. So yea... What's going on? How's the campfire thingamabob?
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 2, 2011 at 10:17am EST
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*Delight* None of the above. And how can you not like egg nog? I mean just the plain stuff with no alcohol in it? It's like melted ice cream... yummy!
Like  •  Dec 3, 2011 at 8:52pm EST
No alcohol, eek that's even worse *Pthb*. I don't like the smell, taste, or the look of eggnog. It's just... not my cup of tea or it is not my cup of liquidy, eggy, thicky drink...
Like  •  Dec 3, 2011 at 10:50pm EST
Mmm... liquid, eggy, thick... you said a mouthful. Smile
Like  •  Dec 4, 2011 at 8:45pm EST
I tried to microblog but some big dumb macroblogger squashed my post.
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 15, 2011 at 6:58am EDT
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Such is the life of the everyday writer. I feel your struggle.
Like  •  Sep 16, 2011 at 9:54am EDT
That's because you *gasp* have your hands around my *cough* throat.
Like  •  Sep 16, 2011 at 10:19pm EDT
It is a delicious experience, is it not?
Like  •  Sep 17, 2011 at 3:41pm EDT
Start something! :)
Like  •  Comment  •  Jul 8, 2011 at 9:16am EDT
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Is Pluto still alive? He probably has rheumatism by now. He should be easy to rule. Smile
Like  •  Oct 25, 2011 at 8:46pm EDT
Poor Pluto, he's abandoned! We'll take him under our wings.
Like  •  Oct 26, 2011 at 10:23am EDT
We have wings? Do we squawk too?
Like  •  Oct 26, 2011 at 9:24pm EDT
Thanks for the reply *Smile* N I agree with that point .
Like  •  Comment  •  Jul 4, 2011 at 12:46am EDT
You're welcome. Smile It was an easy point to make because I had written a blog entry called What Is Existence just a few weeks before.
Like  •  Jul 4, 2011 at 4:07am EDT
Wow, thats great. I ll surely go through it someday *Smile*
Like  •  Jul 4, 2011 at 4:31am EDT
OMG! I'm back, once again :)
Like  •  Comment  •  Jul 1, 2011 at 11:08am EDT
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Here!
Like  •  Jul 1, 2011 at 11:34am EDT
Ohhhh... I was looking here. But you are over there. *Pthb*
Like  •  Jul 1, 2011 at 11:41am EDT
You weren't looking hard enough. Me always here :)
Like  •  Jul 4, 2011 at 9:20pm EDT
And you thought nobody ever reads old posts!
Like  •  Comment  •  Jun 25, 2011 at 5:27am EDT
No, they never do. *Pthb*
1 Like  •  Jun 26, 2011 at 5:31am EDT
of course we do, some of us barely got internet again so we have to nosh through the old ones so the new ones make some kind of sense.
Like  •  Oct 16, 2011 at 10:46pm EDT
-cough cough- i am sick *Sick* *Sad*
Like  •  Comment  •  Jun 10, 2011 at 9:13pm EDT
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You're sounding less sick. Come back before we are lost! *Delight*
Like  •  Jun 15, 2011 at 6:35am EDT
HEY! I've been swamp at work :(
Like  •  Jun 17, 2011 at 10:55am EDT
That's what happens when you are out sick and your lazy, no good, co-workers let your work pile up while you are gone. *Pthb*
Like  •  Jun 17, 2011 at 1:13pm EDT
I didn't win the ISBIG *Cry*
Like  •  Comment  •  Jun 2, 2011 at 8:39am EDT
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That's true, SS! Happiness is being nipped on the heels by a puppy that just might possibly be rabid. You don't know! It's cuteness and horror rolled into one delightful ball of fluffy fun. (I want that on my tombstone. Smile)
Like  •  Jun 3, 2011 at 2:22am EDT
...de...lightful...ball...of...fluff...y...fun... *Sick*
Like  •  Jun 3, 2011 at 9:14am EDT
How was I to know you were allergic to fluff? *Worry*
Like  •  Jun 3, 2011 at 9:21am EDT
You two are quite amusing. I thought I'd add some spice to the page by throwing in an objective perspective.

...See what I did there?
Like  •  Comment  •  May 26, 2011 at 6:07pm EDT
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Agree. So get cleaning!
Like  •  Jun 2, 2011 at 4:44pm EDT
Steve, I must thank you for one of the most fantastic mental images ever. I will relive that one often.
Like  •  Jun 2, 2011 at 7:51pm EDT
You're welcome. And notice that images from here are easy for the do-it-yourselfer. All you need is an old couch and a broom. We aren't like those fancy places that suggest you envision mansions filled with sophisticated people engaged in unspeakably decadent pleasurings.
Like  •  Jun 3, 2011 at 2:27am EDT
Here's a useful conversation for a change: wanna start an interactive eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh???
Like  •  Comment  •  May 23, 2011 at 3:02pm EDT
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Yeah, well, at least I don't say Pfffft! when I speak and have everybody putting up their hands to protect themselves from the spit spray. *Rolleyes*
Like  •  Jun 1, 2011 at 10:32pm EDT
Hey, many third world countries would kill for any source of water. So be grateful that I'm sharing *Pthb*
Like  •  Jun 2, 2011 at 8:41am EDT
You know a drought is serious when you're wishing a Colonial Imperialist would spit in your face. *Rolleyes*
Like  •  Jun 2, 2011 at 9:57am EDT
Hello my random-human-being-who disguised behind-a-yellow-briefcase-and-claimed-to-be-a psychic. What-chu-doing? Why? Oh did you submit for the ISBIG? *Shock* and then -rofl- I just noticed what that abbreviated to. Haha!
Like  •  Comment  •  May 17, 2011 at 9:16pm EDT
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Mind does wonder huh? Mind over matter...
Like  •  May 25, 2011 at 7:41pm EDT
Is that anything like Moon Over Miami?
Like  •  May 26, 2011 at 5:32am EDT
How should I know? You're the psychic.
Like  •  May 26, 2011 at 8:48am EDT
I'm doing notebook rounds now too thanks to SS giving me a rark up! (I just realised I've never seen 'rark up' spelled out before...)
Like  •  Comment  •  May 16, 2011 at 8:24pm EDT
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You've got to watch those foreigners when you lend them your stuff. Especially those wannabe Aussies. ;P
Like  •  Jun 1, 2011 at 12:31am EDT
You don't know New Zealanders very well. They consider Aussies to be their monkey ancestors. *Laugh*
Like  •  Jun 1, 2011 at 10:13am EDT
I know enough to know that the two places don't like to be confused. Hehe.
Like  •  Jun 1, 2011 at 5:09pm EDT
It's been a while since I've done my notebook rounds. Seems like you haven't used this place in a while.
Like  •  Comment  •  May 11, 2011 at 3:37pm EDT
So you show up in my dusty spare room just to tell me that it's dusty? Grab a broom!
Like  •  May 12, 2011 at 9:28am EDT
I'd much prefer to point, laugh, and ridicule from the safety of my pre-sanitized bubble. Carry on with your filthy ways, good sir. I find it much amuses me.
Like  •  Jun 1, 2011 at 12:29am EDT
done! Thanks for telling me about editing.
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 29, 2011 at 5:48pm EDT
You're welcome. My pleasure. Smile
Like  •  May 12, 2011 at 9:29am EDT
The experts say don't worry about the falling birds because "it happens all the time"... Oh, right. It's not just one incident, it's hundreds. Gee, I'm really not worried at all now. *Rolleyes*
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 10, 2011 at 9:50am EST
It would seem the world has gotten over it, no?
Like  •  May 11, 2011 at 3:37pm EDT
If the news media is over it, then I am over it. I only think what the media wants me to think. In any other direction lies chaos.
Like  •  May 12, 2011 at 9:27am EDT
Happy New Year! ... although... if any more birds fall out of the sky I'm gonna be thinking maybe it's Spooky New Year?
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 4, 2011 at 9:56am EST
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Yeah. They say it's completely not connected with the hundreds of thousands of dead fish showing up in Brazil, Maryland, and Arkansas.
Like  •  Jan 5, 2011 at 12:24am EST
No connection whatsoever.
Like  •  Jan 5, 2011 at 12:39am EST
I don't know... I think I'm making connections... Oops... OK, maybe not...
Like  •  Jan 5, 2011 at 9:09am EST
Happy New Years! , Happy Valentine's Day *Heart*, and er..Happy In & Out Day too! Have a good one. *grin*
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 30, 2010 at 3:34pm EST
Merry Christmas Steve! Gosh, I never know what to say for these well-wisher card type things. So um...
Merry Christmas!
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 26, 2010 at 12:50am EST
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ah, I see. Again, your wisdom astounds me.
Like  •  Jan 10, 2011 at 6:31am EST
Yeah...wisdom. Is that what you call it?
Like  •  Jan 10, 2011 at 12:36pm EST
On better days, yes.
Like  •  Jan 10, 2011 at 7:31pm EST
Merry Christmas... you make me spew...
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 25, 2010 at 12:14pm EST
Ah, but the real question is...spew what?
Like  •  Jan 4, 2011 at 12:52am EST
My morning coffee, on a regular basis... He's a funny guy!
Like  •  Jan 4, 2011 at 7:10am EST
Hey, Merry Christmas to ya! As to the overweight creep coming down the chimney: "Holiday Home Invasion" 
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 25, 2010 at 11:41am EST
Merry Christmas, from one grumpy old man to another!
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 25, 2010 at 9:47am EST
MEEEEEEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

That is all.


>.>

<.<

Or is it...?
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 25, 2010 at 4:57am EST
OK... you managaed to make Christmas seem creepy... not that a fat guy who thinks he can talk to reindeer climbing down my chimney wasn't already a bit creepy...
Like  •  Dec 25, 2010 at 7:34am EST
I merely posed a question. Spink's the one trying to make it creepy. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" 
Like  •  Dec 25, 2010 at 12:00pm EST
For your edu-ma-cation.  
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 19, 2010 at 1:03pm EST
Thanks! Understanding blossoms beautifully in the parched desert of my mind.
Like  •  Dec 20, 2010 at 10:10am EST
Thanks for the sliders shot. Beautifully done, Orange Ninja.
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 2, 2010 at 10:29am EST
Awwww... shucks! ... and I mean the good kind of shucks, not the high-fiber vegetarian shucks...
Like  •  Dec 2, 2010 at 10:45am EST
Naturally. Vegetarians take awful, whether you shuck them or not.
Like  •  Dec 7, 2010 at 3:18am EST
It seems I have never posted here. Now I have...
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 1, 2010 at 7:49am EST
You've got to stop doing things you've never done before. You're confusing the CIA man who charts your every move.
Like  •  Dec 1, 2010 at 8:23am EST
It's only the Halloween decorations making it scary. Normally it's a really pleasant friendly place. *brushes cobweb away from face*
Like  •  Comment  •  Oct 18, 2010 at 9:05am EDT
Nobody stops by since we ran out of the Sierra Mist and Great Value Chipotle Cheese crackers.
Like  •  Comment  •  Oct 6, 2010 at 8:01am EDT
Thank goodness I don't consume those! I am no fair weather friend! *braves the Alaskan tundra*
Like  •  Dec 2, 2010 at 9:16am EST
Hello there! I haven't stopped by in...*scrolls down*. Oh my. I've never stopped by! Allow me to remedy this travesty.

*stops by*
Like  •  Comment  •  Oct 5, 2010 at 5:54pm EDT
hi. campfire=awesome :D
Like  •  Comment  •  Jun 7, 2010 at 1:48pm EDT
having fun with your sliders. *Laugh*

It's addictive!
Like  •  Comment  •  May 17, 2010 at 4:23pm EDT
*waves back* Smile
Like  •  Comment  •  May 9, 2010 at 4:51am EDT
So this is where you've been hangin out. *waves
Like  •  Comment  •  May 9, 2010 at 1:34am EDT
Hey buddy. Good to see you.
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 29, 2010 at 8:52am EDT
Whoa, you can change your content rating for these things? I'm doin' it. (Mine's ASR-barf!) Now off to write something serious, like a Linerick.
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 28, 2010 at 7:07am EDT
Wholly freekolly! You're the first person who has me on their fan list (that I know of). Does this mean I now have to put on clean underwear everyday? *Leafr*
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 7:56pm EDT
Ah, the Finnegan Ford days... There are only five people in the entire universe that are going to know what the HELL you are talking about. *Laugh*
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 9:13am EDT
I miss the good 'ole Finnegan Ford days..... Hope all is well over in your Crazy Town and mind. EH
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 26, 2010 at 2:22pm EDT
Ah, the Finnegan Ford days... There are only five people in the entire universe that are going to know what the HELL you are talking about. *Laugh*
Like  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 8:58am EDT
Ah, the Finnegan Ford days... There are only five people in the entire universe that are going to know what the HELL you are talking about. *Laugh*
Like  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 8:59am EDT
You can keep telling yourself that. It might stick (and that's stick with a C in there Pthb).
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 25, 2010 at 2:46pm EDT
Yes, why not leave a note myself? Hehehehehe... I'm not crazy. Must. Keep. Telling. Myself. That.
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 25, 2010 at 11:19am EDT
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