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by Bryan
Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1674969
My manager had the country station on at work and it inspired me to write a country song.

I used to think my wife was beautiful
Then she left me at the tractor pull
Let me tell you what I know
My wife is a two timing HO!
YEE HAW

Her boyfriend is a freedom hating communist
Boy, does that make me pissed.
I can't stand those no good hippies
They make me mad oh geez

Don't want no hippies smoking grass
We're gonna kick Al Qaeda's ass.
This is America, God's favorite country
And you can go to hell, if you don't agree

My wife stole my pick up truck
Where is my good luck?
She drove up to Canada
With her boyfriend Sam. (What?)

Sam don't like that taste of beer
I think he might be queer
My wife is now leaving him
For a model named Jim.

Don't want no hippies smoking grass
We're gonna kick Al Qaeda's ass
This is America, God's favorite country
And you can go to hell, if you don't agree
This is America, God's favorite country
And you can go to hell, if you don't agree.
If you don't agree
If you don't agree
If you don't agree

VIOLIN SOLO
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