Roses are Red . . .

A play on roses are red.

Roses are red; violets are blue.
My dad's a lawyer so, go ahead, sue.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I love you more than I love my gnu.

Roses are red; violets are blue.
Other lovers, I have so few.

Roses are red; violets are blue.
I just farted, but I see you knew.

Roses are red; violets are blue.
My foot is too big for your shoe.

Roses are red; violets are blue.
We'll hug and kiss in the back pew.

Roses are red; violets are blue
Let's canoodle in the early morning dew.