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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/674304-Blue-Moon-Latter-Day-Vampire-jokes-8
Rated: 13+ · Book · Personal · #982524
Online journal capturing the moment and the memory of moments. A meadow meditation.
#674304 added November 2, 2009 at 2:07am
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Blue Moon. Latter Day Vampire jokes... 8>)
*Flower1* Full moon over Costa Rica *Flower1*



And to think I was there just a moon ago. *Smile*

*Leaf4* NaNoWriMo

"Blood of the Garlic: Just wrote NaNo #9. I was looking up at the Full Moon thinking about how my LDVs would prefer starlight at the New Moon to plant root vegetables and bulbs... like garlic. It's tentatively called "Blue Moon". Reworked two lines of the lyrics:

"And then there suddenly appeared before me,
the only one my fangs will ever shred.
I heard someone whisper, please adore me
and when I looked to the Moon it turned blood red."

...or something like that. It's a work in progress *Rolleyes*. Only 70 more stories to go... *Worry* now and by then? {e:tired}

LDV jokes from NaNo #8 "No reflection":

Why don't we drink Bloody Marys?

How do non-LDV girls protect themselves against us?

Why do we battle mosquitoes?

What do we nickname a gleeful rich vamp who buys a big house with a white picket fence?

and just thought of now after taking my temp...

Why do you only use an anal thermometer to take a vamp's temp?

Blue moon:



*Leaf4* Thou:

Just got done talking to susanL . I really prefer the telephone to e-mails; chat doesn't satisfy me either. I talked about NaNoWriMo, which Thomas was working on too. They are both well; although not blogging much these days.

*Leaf4* Me and Mine:

Temp was up; temp was down: 97.9º just now. Hmm... *Confused*

I managed to get to Bernice's tonight for a coffee. I also managed to get to the store to buy butter earlier... life can be simple. *Laugh*

I need to get out more.

*Leaf4* Montana: 30º in Missoula and clear at midnight.

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