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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2000274
Simple stuff, really. Musing uncharacteristically challenged. BLog
#899742 added December 16, 2016 at 8:34pm
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Don't look
So, we, my wife and I, went to a band concert for my oldest boy (12) and while sitting in the bleachers and in between songs when it was very quiet, my youngest leans a bit and rumbles the bleachers quite loudly. "Excuse me," he says loudly. "I tooted!"

Well, he was polite. If I was quick on the ball I could have said he didn't have to cover for mommy. I would have been dead but I would have died laughing, right?
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