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Welcome to Don's world! You may think i'm slightly touched, but welcome into my head! |
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Created: October 27th, 2011 at 9:46am
Modified: February 22nd, 2024 at 12:02pm
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| Damn. Tired. Dragging ass today. But at least tomorrow is Friday. I need to re-charge my battery. Maybe a good workout and a soak in the hot tub at the gym. Gotta get through the day first though. Feels like my ass is mired in syrup. I might be stuck in the quick sand. Must not have slept as good as i thought i did. Oh well, gotta keep pushin, no rest for the wicked! |
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| Almost there! Two years of probation almost knocked out! Yes, two years ago i was sentenced to two years of probation for carrying a concealed weapon. I was actually sentenced for obtaining a fire arm wrongfully, which is a misdemeanor instead of the felony of the above mentioned crime. But as of next month i am done and a free man! Hell yeah! Bet i won't get in no more trouble. New lease on life type deal. |
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| Pressure! i work well under pressure! Bring it on! Hey yall! How yall feeling today? I feel great! Been here at work since 5:15 am. Gonna knock this day out the box! I am being pressed to find an answer to a problem here at work, and it has to be done fast. I'm on it! Pressure can bust pipes, but not me .Let's do this! |
February 25, 2021 at 6:21am
February 25, 2021 at 6:21am
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| Weave! That hair supplement a lot of black women (though i've found out white women use it too) just can't live without. I hate that shit. I have a wife five daughters and a mother-in-law( she hangs upside down in the closet during the day). Weave is a constant in my life. I have to buy the shit every time one of these girls wants to do their hair. Packs and packs of synthetic , or, when they go top of the line, real human hair , is purchased, combed, spread out all over what ever room they chose to do the weaving in. And you know what? No matter where they do the deed, no matter how far from my bedroom they are, I end up with weave wrapped around my balls. It's like the shit has a mind of it's own, and it seeks out my nuts. The next morning in the shower, i find myself pulling long strains of weave from around my nuts, my junk, and out of the crack of my ass. The weave monster craves my privates. I fuss and holler and scream about it, but the girls think the shit is funny and they just laugh at the old man hanging out of the shower, covered only by the shower curtain, dripping water and covered in soap yelling at them to " look at this shit!" while waving an invisible strain of the offending hair like it might be diseased. The weave monster always wins. Fuck. |
February 23, 2021 at 7:29am
February 23, 2021 at 7:29am
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| Ever sit down and just try to piece together the perfect murder? This shit is hard! First off, to even have a chance at getting away with it, you gotta kill a random ass stranger. If there is any connection between y'all, the police will find out sooner or later. Then, depending on your preferred method of killing, you gotta do shit like, shave your body so you don't leave any DNA for them to use against you. That's for folks that like doing the deed up close and personal. You know, stabbing, strangling, dismembering and the like. This also goes for the neighborhood sniper also. Can't be leaving DNA in your sniper's nest. The drive-by shooter, or the walk up shooter has to also worry about GSR,or gun shot residue. The sniper has to worry about this too. Finger prints. Gotta avoid leaving prints no matter what kinda killer you are. On the gun, the bullets, anywhere you touch. I've thought about this a few times. This also proves that that tv show " How to get away with Murder" is bullshit. Unless your murder is fully premeditated and only you are envolved ( other than the victim) you will get caught. Guess you gotta be a psycho to want to do shit like this. The police aint gettin no dumber. So don't do it! Fun to think about though. |
February 2, 2021 at 6:35am
February 2, 2021 at 6:35am
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| Dreams! God i love my weird ass dreams! I gotta tell yall about the one i had last night! Weird shit! First, i find myself leading a rag-tag group of people, maybe seven or eight of them, dressed like refugees from a battle in some third world country on a race to reach some form of safety. Now i have no idea where or what form of safety this is, but it's like we all know we are close, we just have to keep running. We are in this forrest, with giant red-wood trees that make canopy high above our heads, only letting the sun filter through enough to make an eerie half-light, but not enough to burn off the mist that covers the ground to about knee height. I herd the group on, driving them on before me, constantly glancing over my shoulder for the terror that chases us. For some reason i am the only one in the group that is armed with a weapon. A sword. A big shiny, mid-evil ass sword. Why the hell couldn't it have been an AK-47? That would have been WAY better for the shit i was in. Now this is the part where the dream got good. Chasing us, is a pack of the weirdest, nastiest, most fearsome creatures i have ever dreamed of. Fifteen feet tall. Able to run on all fours just as comfortably as it could standing up-right. Covered not in fur, but in some sort of spiney bristles. Claws that could rip through a car door. It reminded me, in it's size, of a Kodiak bear. But the resemblance stopped there, for on top of the giant bear body sat the head of a shark,except covered in the spiney hide i mentioned earlier.It even had a small fin on it's back. They moved fast. We could only keep maybe forty or fifty yards ahead of them. I could only see four or five of them, but that was enough. And they burrowed. They could actually dive into the ground and pop up yards away, still moving fast enough to keep us running. And i was supposed to fight that with a sword? Some one woke me up before i got us to safety, or before we were eaten, so i didnt have to use the damn sword, but i sure hope, (as happens to me sometime) that i fall back into that dream, so i can see how it ends. Cool shit, huh? |
January 29, 2021 at 8:11am
January 29, 2021 at 8:11am
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This is kinda weird, but i may have a kind of "spidey sense". Or, more to the point, i am strangely observant. I don't miss much. I notice a lot. Generally i can tell what a person will do damn near before they do. I'm the type that can tell you what a person will say when they walk in the room, and say, seven out of ten times be right. I am also not as dumb as people think i am. I tend to come across as hood, or street, especially because i curse like a sailor (because i actually am a sailor, served in the U.S. Navy and sailed all over the world) but no, i am not stupid or slow, and when people think like that, they give me an advantage in our dealings. I would make a great bad guy in the movies, except i have a big heart.
It keeps me from doing things (like exacting revenge for petty shit) that could hurt folks for real. I'd hate to see me getting at someone with my conscious not in the way. On the other hand, if i were to, say, hit the lotto, i would make sure my family is comfy, then i would love to help eliminate homelessness in my city, to start with. See? The forces of good and evil in me are balanced by a big heart. |
January 25, 2021 at 9:49am
January 25, 2021 at 9:49am
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| Ok! A little bit about me. I don't really go in for all that horoscope shit, but as they describe it, i am the quintessential Virgo. Yes, i'm intelligent. I'm very out-spoken, to the point people think i'm an asshole. I don't have time to lie to people, because for the most part i dont care enough about what they think of me to give a shit. A lot of times the truth come out of my mouth just like i think it. My wife says i have no filter. I am a fierce friend, I'll be there for you when you need some one. I have a big heart but due to people fucking me over it is well guarded by a bunch of self-made brick walls all set up with booby traps and shit to keep undeserving fuckers out. I have a tongue as sharp as a razor, and an ill enough of a temper to hurt feeling. I've had to fight more than once because of it. Brutally honest. A loving father and grandfather, and a good husband. Do you know how hard it is to deal with a man like me? Glad i dont have to do it! |
January 20, 2021 at 7:45am
January 20, 2021 at 7:45am
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| I told myself i wouldn't do this, but i can't help it. I really shouldn't gloat, but i can't help it. Trump will be gone in four and a half hours! He WILL go down as the worst President in the history of this country. If Biden just shows up everyday and don't start a war, he will be a star. It will be hard to fuck up worse than Trump. All Biden has to do is not start a war, issue $2000 stimulus checks, and get this covid vaccine distributed faster, and the world will love him. Now, as a black man, i have to say this to Democrats: Yall got promises to keep, and we want it done, cause remember, black folks showed up and were instrumental in voting yall in, and we can damn sure vote them asses out. Let's get it. Trump is outta here! |
January 19, 2021 at 5:59am
January 19, 2021 at 5:59am
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| Hello World! How's it hangin? What up with yall? Feeling great this morning! Let's see how long it takes people to fuck that up for me. But yes! I feel great this morning! Today's plan: Take over the World! Time to make the donuts! |
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