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Sitting on my butt, which I prefer to call my ass
It's uncomfortable, you see, because as I
tend to get older and fatter, my bubblebutt
thickens, not like a chicken, no- just FAT!
I move about in my chair, yet I
never seem to be able to find that comfy zen.
God, but my ass hurts! So damn big I can't dance a jig.

Oh, but one day, I will lose this ass, Ah, so!
Never again will I indulge in ice cream, cookies or gin!

Mmmm, but those sweets, delectable are they! Mmm!
Yes, they sure are good indeedy!

But alas! The more I eat, the more I grow flub,
Ugh, I could have had a V-8 or some tofu.
Too bad, so sad, that shit's nasty! Sweets I must eat!
Tater chips and all good things, yum, down my gullet.

My form is the double acrostic.