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| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
| Hilarious- results from google translate below A villain in a village lived with a husband. When her actions spread to the village, her husband's ears started. The husband thought that why not be sure with the evidence first. He told his wife that he is going to another village the next morning and will return only after two days. Wife did a big drama - what will happen to me for two days? Etcetera etc ... Then cooked the other day and tied it with her husband and husband went away. Now, the husband came out with great pleasure and made her boyfriend invite you to come home in the night and lost in her dreams. Meanwhile, the husband entered the house after seeing the opportunity and hid under the bed. At a certain time the boyfriend came and embraced that husband. Suddenly, in a bright pot near the couch, the husband's wife got the impression of her husband. She understood, then she spit her lover and said, "O young man, stay away from me, I am the religious woman of utmost piety, if you touch me, then I will be consumed. Why have I invited you now listen to her reason? Today, when I went to the temple by departing my husband in the morning, the mother was pleased with me and attended and said - "O great sati, you are happy, I am very pleased with you but I am very sad because of the law's law, O Goddess! You will not be able to find the husband whom you want more than the heart. " Upon hearing this, I got screwed and I requested mother how to save my husband. Then the mother told me that in the second afternoon of the night, if you accompany another man, the shadow of death will descend from your husband and the head of your momentous husband (lover) will come, but you must tell this truth to that man first. Now the husband kissed his boyfriend and said, "Tell me, O Arya! Will you still take my husband's death by getting me married to Abla?" The lover said, "O Goddess, you are the best in the world in the world, for all you have won for yourself, but who offers his sacrifice for others, his life is meaningful. Come, welcome to my arms." And even though under the husband's bed, that husband did corruption with his lover. The husband came out after some time and bowed to her with humorous eyes and turned her head on the shoulders and turned to the whole village. 🖋 Now friends! Even those who consider Congress as true, loyal, honest, benevolent and noble, they are blessed. They do not understand the truth even after being duped in front of that husband. God bless them ... |
It is truly the greatest show on Earth, an ode to a diverse & democratic ethos, where 700 million + of humanity vote, providing their small part in directing their ancient civilization into the future. It is no less impressive when done in a neighborhood which includes de-stabilizing & violent Pakistan, China, and Burma. It's challenges are immense, more so probably than anywhere else, particularly in development & fending off terrorism -- but considering these challenges & its neighbors, it is even more astounding that the most diverse nation on Earth, with hundreds of languages, all religions & cultures, is not only surviving, but thriving. The nation: where Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism & Sikhism were born, which is the second largest Muslim nation on Earth; where Christianity has existed for 2000 years; where the oldest Jewish synagogues & Jewish communities have resided since the Romans burnt their 2nd temple; where the Dalai Lama & the Tibetan government in exile reside; where the Zoroastrians from Persia have thrived since being thrown out of their ancient homeland; where Armenians, Syrians & many others have come to live; where the Paris-based OECD said was the largest economy on Earth for 1500 of the last 2000 years, including the 2nd largest, only 200 years ago; where 3 Muslim Presidents have been elected, where a Sikh is Prime Minister & the head of the ruling party a Catholic Italian woman, where the past President was also a woman, succeeding a Muslim President who as a rocket scientist is a hero in the nation; where a booming economy is lifting 40 million out of poverty each year & is expected to have the majority of its population in the middle class already, equal to the entire US population, by 2025; where its optimism & vibrancy is manifested in its movies, arts, economic growth & voting, despite all the incredible challenges & hardships; where all the great powers are vying for influence, as it itself finds its place in the world. Where all of this is happening, is India and as greater than 1/10th of humanity gets ready to vote, it is an inspiration to the entire World. |
| An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake. See his answers... 👇the last one is ultimate 😂😂😂😂 1. Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure. 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark . 5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl . 6. Genes - Blue Denim. 7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work . 8. Liposuction - A French Kiss . 9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk. 10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards ..... 11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi. 12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish. 13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's city 14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works 15.Parotitis : information about the parrots. ULTIMATE-------!!!!!! 16. Urology: the study of european people 😂😂😂😂😂 I died laughing! |
| *The Back Benchers * In school, there was, is and will be, A unique and discreet subset. A few rows of back-benchers, Students, who were never afraid of a test. The backbenchers took the longest breaks, Took the longest to settle down. Rarely would have done their homework, Still, from teachers didn’t evince a frown. They were current on movies, And knew great stuff on sports too. And if our city had secret places to visit, They already been there an done it too. They weren't good at academics, But weren't bothered about it. They were good in sports, But would not bother others about it. They were taller and heavier, Some had seen more summers. Puberty struck them earlier, One of them was a drummer. They had magazines which front benchers didn't, More glossy and re-readable at that. There was an air of mischief, And a smile that complemented that. Except in the art class, The ones in our class were great artists too. They'd draw on the desk, Art mentionable & unmentionable too. They knew how to fly planes, Land missiles on teachers. And with a poker face, Lie with panache & credence. Catcalls and comments, Came from them with a regular flow. Assignments were jointly completed, Later than sooner they would show. They were a nice lot, Happier than most others, I'd say. More at peace with themselves, Except on the results day. Sports Day was the day they'd excel, And make their class and house proud. Win points and medals, Be cheered by the crowd. They had the colours on holi, Their pen wielded ink too. Their crackers resounded in toilets, They had the gadgets & games too. In time we met again, In social media groups & reunions. They've done as well as those in front, The differences have melted since. Happy then and happy now, The backbenchers had a fair deal. They must've slogged in between, As good or better than front row, I feel. It generally evens out in life, Whether you were at the front or back. The benchmark was never the bench, Or where they sat, front or back. |
| Good Morning !! What's the size of God? A boy asked the father: _What’s the size of God?_ Then the father looked up to the sky and seeing an airplane asked the son: What’s the size of that airplane? The boy answered: It’s very small. I can barely see it. So the father took him to the airport and as they approached an airplane he asked: And now, what is the size of this one? The boy answered: Wow daddy, this is huge! Then the father told him: God, is like this, His size depends on the distance between you and Him. *The closer you are to Him, the greater He will be in your life!* |
| After the death of an elderly man’s wife, he remarried a young woman .. After sometime spoke to his friends “I pass time with you happily but my poor wife gets bored at home ..” Friends advised him to keep a young tenant at home, your wife shall be happy in the company of the tenant .. The elderly man promptly acted on their advise .. After sometime the friends jokingly asked :: “How is your wife now ?” He happily told *“She is pregnant”* .. Friends laughed in their heart and further asked :: “How is the tenant ?” The man replied very soberly *“She is also pregnant* ..” Never underestimate the *Power of - Senior Citizen* 🕺💃💃 |
| *It’s exactly 6Yrs since Muammar Gadaffi was Killed* *Muamar Gaddafi's Prophecies:* ```"I will not go into exile to any foreign country. I was born here in Libya, and I will die here. This country was a dessert, and I turned it into a forest, where everything can grow. No one Love this land more more than its citizens. If Europe and America tells you that they love you, be careful. They love the wealth of your land. The oil and not the people. They are helping you to fight against me but, it will be more wise for you to fight against them because they are fighting against your future and progress. My message to you the people of Libya is, they are helping you to kill me but you will pay the price because you will suffer. And my message to you America and Europe is, you will kill me, but be ready to fight a never ending TERRORISM. Before you realise your ignorance, terrorists will be hitting you at your doorstep." GADDAFI once told the Nigerian and British governments to divide Nigeria into two, so that the Hausa/Fulani (Moslems), Yoruba (Christians) and Biafrans/Igbo, can live as neighbouring countries. It's good we look at these 16 REAL REASONS WHY COL. GADDAFI WAS KILLED: 1. There is no electricity bill in Libya, electricity is free for all its citizens. 2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens are at a 0% interest by law. 3. Home is considered a human right in Libya. Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. 4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinars (US$50,000) from the government to buy their first apartment. 5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi, only 25% of Libyans were literates. Today, the figure stands at 83%. 6. Libyans taking up farming as a career, they received farm land, a farming house, equipment, seeds and livestock to kick- start their farms – all for free. 7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they needed in Libya, the government funded them to go abroad for it. 8. In Gaddafi's Libya, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price. 9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per liter. 10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally. 11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation, the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found. 12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens. 13. A mother who gave birth to a child under Gaddafi, received US $5,000 as child benefit upfront. 14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15 15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree 16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man- Made River Project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country. If this is called "Dictatorship", I wonder what type of Leadership Democrats have!! |
| 🤣😂🤣😂 An Economist went to a lingerie shop to buy a bra for his wife. While he proudly announced to the Salesgirl that he is an Economist, he also confessed that only thing he knows about bra is 'how to unhook', and he really needed some expert help in making the purchase. The smart Salesgirl asked, "Sir, you want a capitalistic, socialistic or democratic bra?" Of course, our Economist was intrigued and he asked, "What are they?" Salesgirl : "Sir, capitalistic suppresses the masses, socialistic uplifts the downtrodden and democratic makes mountains out of molehills." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈 |
| Some Basic Changes you must have witnessed in last 5 years :- * I get gas in two days. * I have unlimited calls both incoming & outgoing. * I have International Standard Highways making my travel a pleasure. * Happy to see clean & tidy Railway Stations. * More number of people are paying Direct Taxes. * A vegetable vendor accepts Digital Money. * I have a PM who is talking of 130 crore Indians. * I have a PM whose aged Mother travels in an auto. * I have a PM whose brother still goes to the same shop. * I live in a Zero Debt Country which has repaid all the loans taken by previous Governments in the last five years. * I live in a country whose PM has become an International Leader. * I live in a country whose citizens live with their heads held high in a foreign country. * And the list is ENDLESS. |
| What would you say to those who identify with their personality and want to get rid of their ego? Well … it seems as if this state has not yet been discovered, but truly speaking, it is not a state – we are it already. Awakening is the discovery of this unity. It is seeing that before you are this consciousness manifesting, be it individual or universal, you are the spring that feeds the river, the Source itself. We are all this ‘thing’, this absolute, only it is veiled by this manifesting consciousness. So, this ‘thing’ is there, this intensity is there. And this is what will find you. It will seize you; lead you to discover true reality. It will teach you. Discover your true nature. There is only you and once you know that, there is only love. And before that…? Speaking from my own experience, before that, simply be who you truly are, be totally honest as you. In other words, be one with life, with your desires, your suffering, whatever presents itself. Live fully, intensely, simply … don’t think of yourself as bigger than you are. Avoid having two or three voices in your head; already one telling you that you are somebody is quite enough! Try to accept life the way it is, the best you can, without pretending you could be anyone other than who you are, not do anything other than the way you do it. |
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