First of all, the repetitive use of the word “you” in this poem rubs me the wrong way. It feels like an attack. Look, I love my coffee – it’s not like I’m killing furry little animals to get this admittedly unnecessary luxury.
Second, while I won’t quibble with the notion of coffee as a “daily ritual,” (even if it is more like “hourly,” in the lives of the truly devout) mine doesn’t contain porcelain. But that’s what this line implies:
A fresh, porcelain, filtered-bean curse
How about:
A fresh, dark-roasted, filtered-bean curse? Oh, wait – that kind of sounds...delicious! Hang on a second while I brew a cup – I’ll be right back.
Ahhh.
Now, where were we?
Third. The second stanza’s rather clever, and I’d have no problem with it really, except for the glaring omission of the article “the” in “gulped to last drop.” You only left it out because you couldn’t afford another syllable in the line. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Here, have a cup of Joe – maybe it’ll jump start those brain cells and you’ll think of another way around that niggling problem. I’m surprised you didn’t take advantage of the whole traffic scenario to dump hot java in the reader’s lap!
Fourth – my “potato brain”? Now what am I supposed to say to that? That my potato brain goes nicely with your pea brain?? Do you really need to insult the reader? Harrumph. Furthermore, your rhythm’s off now. At times, it’s almost limerick-like. But no more – not after this point. Might as well go back up and stick “the” in there before “last drop.”
Fifth... oh, you’ve lost me here. If I’m overlooking intended humor, it’s because insulting my life as “meaningless” (and I make more than a buck or two, thanks) has got me so depressed I can either cry, pick apart your poem, or – go have another cup of coffee! Yeah, that’s the ticket. And thank goodness my meaningless drivel of a humdrum daily routine lets me afford Starbucks, you Lipton-guzzling fr—er, nice poet, you.
And as I said to jaydee_007, if it stinks or has the consistency of “goo,” you’re just plain brewing it wrong. But to each his own.
All kidding aside, I’d suggest that you double-check and scrupulously adhere to the meter you’ve almost established towards the beginning; it works, but only so long as you don’t vary from it. Your rhyme scheme – well, there isn’t one. But it’s still rhyming verse. That’s kind of...different. I’d suggest more regularity (you know, coffee helps with that, too, I’ve heard).
Be a little more descriptive (brown goop and friendly, warm goo really aren’t accurate when it comes to coffee).
Go light on what can very quickly be taken as a personal insult to the reader – it’s okay to attack coffee-drinking (if you must) but can you do it without deliberately insulting/lecturing/haranguing your coffee-drinking audience? (I guess the use of the word “you” implies to me that you intended this to be either (a) a personal attack or (b) a persuasive argument. Right now, it’s only successful as (a), but then why bother with it if you don’t seek change?) If it was meant to be funny, it misses – but it has some potential. I’d like to see a rewrite – especially if it explored the answer to the question, “What’s it to YOU?”
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