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Questionable Practices of the Spare Chicken ... or ... Private Bits The Unnamed Blog My Own Private Island Drawbridge to My Mind Give Me an Eraser for This Thing Blog Which is so Confusing That a Name Really Could Not Fit, and If It Did, This Wouldn't Be It, So Just Scroll Down and Have a Read Anyway ... or, on the naughtier side ... Questionable Practices of My Private Bits ~~~~~~~~~~ I decided to use multiple titles, but if you would still like to vote on my blog title you still can. Here is the link. 
~~~~~~~~~~ Now, down to the focus of my blog. *ponders and wrinkles brow* There is none. I plan on talking about anything and everything that is wierd and happens to cross my mind at the time. Some moments may seem pretty sane, but they will quickly be interrupted by things much less normal, things that may make you cringe, clamp your jaw tight and make sure your belt buckle is still cinched. Anyway, on with the ... ramblings.  |
| I have a book. It's all in my head right now, but I do have a book. It has been in my head, growing and developing, into something that needs to be written soon. The story has been in my head for the past decade and has been affected by many of the things and people around me. The problem is ... procrastination. I would say it were a fear of the blank page, but I am not all that sure it is the point. I think I am just a professional procrastinator. It is something I am good at, something that happens in other parts of my life, though only certain parts. So, the challenge is to break that block and put those first words on the page. Maybe that will be all that is needed to get the story started, but that is one thing I will have to see to believe. However, I do have the best inspiration and cheerleader. |
| Have you ever been in one of those situations where you just felt like being someone else? I don't mean in a negative way, but in a fun, playful way. Sometimes that mood just hits me and I have to go with what needs to get out. Usually that mood comes out in the form of a white knight, protector of all that is just and right, defender of friends and comforter of the one I love. It is a role that lives deep inside of me, though there are other roles that do the same. Today, the pirate. For some reason I feel all piratey and have the desire to sieze what I want and be off on adventures, taking the world in my grasp. So... Argh!! Ye be in me way! An, if ye don' wan' to walk the plank, ye best be movin' along, matey. |
| And, I don't just mean little boys. I mean boys of all ages.What is it that makes them (and me, due to the fact that *checks once more* I am a boy) need to make their mark on things? The biggest attraction ... Sharpie markers. What is it with Sharpie markers that makes a guy want to pick it up, pull of the cap, smell that intoxicating aroma and then draw on things they are not allowed to draw on, or more to the point, that they know better than to draw on? Maybe it is that smell, but I think those markers are *looks around cautiously* marketed to us guys intentionally. For whatever reason, leaving your mark on things is something built into every guy, and I, for one, enjoy the creativity. Where else can you get a do-it-yourself tool to make short term tattoos? And, where will this addiction lead? So, why not go with the flow, pick up a Sharpie and see where it leads you? Hmmm... I have seen some interesting body paints and henna kits that also looked to be a bit of fun. *evil grin* |
| I read in a friend's blog about being a geek and showing inner geekiness, so I thought I would go out on the same limb. I am most definitely a geek and I know the following will prove it beyond the shadow of a doubt. If you go to this web site, you will find a survey and find out what Dungeons and Dragons character your personality fits. I encourage you to check it out if you think you may even have the slightest chance of being a geek. http://neppyman.irulethe.net/dndwho/ Here are my results. Neutral Good Elf Ranger Fighter Follower Of Mielikki Alignment: Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'. Race: Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance. Primary Class: Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy. Secondary Class: Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer. Deity: Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head. |
| I received an e-mail from webundies.com the other day. They have some pretty unique boxers and other undies and pj's on their site. I love it. That got me to thinking on a couple different topics I could use for this post, so I think I will use one now and the other for a later post. I got to thinking about how much I order online. I tend to do a good bit of my shopping online, especially if it is something I do not have to try on to make sure it fits. So, the only things I really don't buy online are clothes for work and home and any type of shoes. I started buying things online when I put my first computer together from scratch. That was bought primarily through e-bay. Since then, I have accounts on several different online stores. Here is a list of a few of them: http://www.amazon.com - books and many other things http://www.barnesandnoble.com - more books http://www.mwave.com - computer parts http://www.doordice.com - Do or Dice roleplaying supplies http://www.wizards.com - the publishers of Dungeons and Dragons along with other games http://www.chaosium.com - Call of Cthulhu horror roleplaying http://www.webundies.com - cute and funky undies http://www.lush.com - cosmetics and bath stuff http://www.interflora.com - florist http://www.papajohnsonline.com - pizza!!! These are only a few of the places I have ordered from. There are others, but some of them happen to be of a rather adult nature.  I won't post links to them in my blog.Anyway, I think I am hooked on this online shopping thing. I even check out a few sites belonging to stores that I go to in person, so I can do my window shopping from the comfort of my family room. Recently, I have been browsing http://www.ikea.com for furniture ideas for my house. I happen to like their style and there is a store just over an hour drive from me, so I can pick out something I like and then go wander around their showroom for what I want to pick up. Well, I suppose I should get to doing something constructive and stop talking about shopping. So ... *wanders off to shopping sites* |
| I think this thing is talking to me. Scary, huh? I logged in this morning to an e-mail, a rather distressing e-mail. I am not sure how to handle it. Um... it's just so disturbing, I am not sure how to cope. I just don't know anymore. It went like this: Your blog, "Blog of Too Many Titles", was last updated 1 Day 12 Hours 6 Minutes ago. You can use this quick entry form to make an addition: And then it had a couple fields for me to type into. It was like the thing had grown attached to me already and was pleading for some attention. I am not sure if I am ready for this level of commitment though. What is it going to do next time, send me a letter in the post? I think this whole thing is getting to be too much.   *guesses I need to keep up my end of the commitment* |
| I get them all the time in scroll. It is a loony bin in there, and usually I get caught up in all the hillarious, semi-questionable, highly entertaining action in there. What ends up happening is that I get to laughing so hard that I have tears streaming down my cheeks. I also think that people at work are sure I was hired for my lack of sanity, because I end up laughing for apparently no reason as far as they know. Little do they know that Nightcrawler is in a raincoat that has duct tape and duck tape all round it, and that he is stuck to the floor of scroll worried about a TBL. For all of you non-scrollies, a TBL is a Type By Licking, and archgargoyle is famous for them. Just make sure you have a raincoat on hand and are wary when he goes all silent like. You never do know what will be coming next. *looks around all shift and nervous looking* It is such a fun place to be sometimes and makes me laugh when I am in dire need of a laugh. |
| There are a few forums on the writing.com site that I like to keep up with, and I recently added one to that list. It was created by a friend and has taken off like a rocket, but then, that could be due to the topic. It's a forum about sex. Before you get to thinking I am a complete perv, hear me out. I think it is a great forum for the fact that there have been a few topics that have been very informative, some on safety, some on toys and techniques, and even some on preferences and why people like the things they do. I have learned a few things I never knew before in that forum and I have posted things that others were curious about, which I had some knowledge of. The part that gets me to giggling is how open people are in that forum. Someone posted the acronym TMI in one of their posts, which I thought was amusing. For those of you who do not know, TMI means Too Much Information. Along with all the info, there is also a lot of experience being posted. A few times, I have had to think, "Oh, I reeeeaaaally did not want to know that," but then would laugh and move on to the next post. My point is this, I guess I am not as open as I originally thought I was. Normally, I could let the posts in there spur me on to post similar amounts of openness, but deep down in me, I would later regret making the post. So, there are things I know, that others will never know, with the exception of my partner, when I have her in my life. For right now, I am keeping the key to that room in my mind well hidden. I also want to say it is a great forum, and I plan on posting more as I see things that call for me to post. Right now, most of the topics going around are personal preference ones and topics of people's first times, two topics I really would not share with anyone I did not trust my life with. So, I will keep lurking in there, seeing just how off the wall my mind is compared to the posts others make. |
| I was going to go straight into my first topic, but... I figured I would let you get used to the waters a little bit first. Who knows when things will get too deep in here? This is my first blog, and will be my place for less serious topics, seeing that I have a journal for those things. I seem to write in there more when I have things I need to work out or when they are just a tad more private than I want to make available to the general public. Here you will find a good bit of my goofy side. I hope it will be something entertaining and that you will check back often to see what my mind has been up to. *mutters* Hopefully it will not scare anyone away. *giggles* One thing I have found is that I have become addicted to ... you guessed it ... journals, and blogs, around the site. They are a great way to keep up with friends and how they are doing or just for a good laugh. There have been a few times when I have read a blog post and ended up rolling with laughter. *looks out at you* You know who you are. Well, bring your favourite beverage along, find a comfy seat and have a fun time while trying to follow the twists and turns of my mind. |
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