This choice: The slumber party girls home • Go Back...Chapter #6The slumber party girls home by: Snoogins   As the two clowns moved into town, the first house they happened across was the slumber party house. If Captain Bozo was interested in seeing and studying humans, he was certainly in for a pleasant surprise. The Comedic Commandoes moved silently through the woodland area surrounding the house and quickly set themselves up behind a tree where they could freely observe the unlucky inhabitants of the randomly selected house.
"Wow, that’s quite a nice selection." Gyro commented, gazing through one of the home's glowing windows. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun."
Bozo squints at the house and then turns to look at his subordinate in confusion. "How can you tell? I can't see a thing from here!"
Gyro sighs before replying "Sir, if I may?"
"May what?"
Without waiting for a response, Sgt Gyro slaps the Captain in the back of the head causing his eyes to jut out from their sockets like a living Tex Avery cartoon character. The Captain is about to protest indignantly when he realizes that his popped out eyes now act as binoculars granting him telescopic vision. "Oh... thank you sergeant. That particular bit of intelligence had... slipped my mind."
With his newly enhanced vision, Captain Bozo could now see as far as his companion, and what he saw caused his tongue to roll out of his mouth in a fashion every bit as cartoony as his bulging eyes. Through the window, he could see 5 girls, Liz, Pepper, Jackie, Carmen and Alison all dancing to the same rhythm (though some doing a better job of it than others.) In surprise, the young Captain blurts out "By the soiled trousers of Paglion! They're barely dressed! Do all humans go about in this manner?"
"Not as far as I know, sir." The Sergeant replies, coolly. "I believe we've stumbled upon some kind of adolescent social gathering. Their lack of clothing implies that these humans are all fairly close with each other. Humans are normally reluctant to be this bare in front of strangers. Even though there's 9 of them, they all appear to be very young, and we've clearly got them with their guards down. Not to mention the element of surprise."
"9 humans? Where do you get 9 from, sergeant? I only see 4."
"Adjust your eyes, sir."
After a few moments of twisting his own eyeballs, Captain Bozo shifts around the visual spectrum, hitting upon night vision, infra-red and then varying degrees of X-Ray Vision until finally the walls of the house become as transparent to him as thin glass. With the walls stripped away, he can easily make out the other girls, Veronica in her chair, Crystal on the couch, Ayita on the floor and Rebecca upstairs taking a shower in the bathroom. Licking his ruby lips, Bozo continues to play with his ocular enhancements until all the girl's clothing has faded away, leaving everyone at the party as naked as Crystal, Alison and Rebecca in the Captain's eyes.
After a few moments, watching these beautiful young girls dancing or lounging around in the nude became too much for the novice officer. He wanted to have his fun and he wanted to have it now. Reaching for his weapon, the Captain began to rise, motioning for the Sergeant to follow him.
"I don't think that’s a good idea, sir."
"Why not? You said it yourself, they're small, inexperienced and we have all the strategic advantages on our side. Why not take them now?"
"Because they have one tactical advantage on THEIR side, sir. Numbers."
The Captain couldn't believe his enormous ears. It was his turn to roll his gruesome, cartoonish eyes. "Sergeant, I may have to report you to high command for cowardice. Do you honestly think any of those fragile creatures could pose a threat to the two of us?"
Maintaining professional composure, Gyro replies, "No, sir. But they are a lot for us to handle. If we storm the house, we risk losing a few of the humans in the confusion. We can't be every place at once after all. It only takes one human to alert the authorities, and then the cover for the whole operation is blown. Our people have been conducting these harvests in secret now for ages, do you really want to ruin all of that by jumping the gun on your first field op?"
After a moment's consideration, Captain Bozo chose to yield. "Alright then, Sergeant. What do you propose we do? Call for backup?"
"No, sir." Gyro replied. "I have a better idea."
With that, Gyro approaches his commanding officer and begins to push the buttons on his shirt. Each time he touched a button, it made a sound not unlike the striking of a letter key on an old type writer. After he was through with this, Gyro simply touched Bozo's belt buckle, pressing it as if it were a button. Bozo's head craned back and opened up like a pez dispenser. Printing noises began to emit from his open mouth as a colorful flier slowly made its way out of his body and into Gyro's hands. Upon seeing what his subordinate had written, Bozo smiled. "Do you really think they'll fall for it?"
"I think so, sir. They don't look all that bright to me." The Sergeant replied, making his way stealthily towards the front door.
"How can you tell?"
"Experience, sir. Don't worry, you'll get it eventually."
Stopping only briefly to pluck an adhesive booger from his bright red nose, Gyro attaches the flier to the front door and rings the bell before disappearing back to his observational spot. A few moments later, Liz emerges from the house and quickly looks around before grabbing the flier and heading back inside.
The clowns, for their part, simply watch and wait.
Inside, Liz returns to the group, flier in hand and a confused look on her face. Crystal is the first to speak up when she returns. "Wh-who was it?" she said, nervously. The cute Asian girl was of course, completely naked from head to toe as part of an initiation hazing ritual. When the bell rang, Crystal nearly jumped out of her smooth, bare skin, frightened that her so called friends were going to expose her to the lustful gaze of a stranger.
"I'm not sure..." Liz replied holding out the flier for everyone to see. "Looks like they left an advertisement though, 'The Circus Horrificus.' Does that ring any bells with anybody?" It didn't, but upon hearing the word 'Circus' Alison quickly bounced her way across the room so she could get a closer look at the flier. After giving it a once over, her eyes grew wide with wonder and she began to tug on the end of Liz's negligee while hopping from one bare foot to the other and begging "OhpleaseLiz! Come on! Let'sgotothecircus! It'll be sooooooo much fun! They'll be clowns and lions and tigers and cute little ponies! I've always wanted a pony! Do you think they'd let us ride the ponies!?"
Practically everyone in the room rolled their eyes. They were all a little old to be as enthralled with the circus as Alison seemed to be, but truth be told, Veronica, Ayita, Crystal and even Pepper were getting a little bored at the party. If it wasn't already so late, they might actually consider the circus a decent solution to their boredom, but as it stood, there was very little enthusiasm in the room for that idea. Alison kept on going however. "And look you guys, it's totally free for one night only! We wouldn't even have to pay to get in! Plus...HOLY SHIT! It says here it's clothing optional!"
That got a stunned silence out of everybody, Alison included. It was Jackie who first spoke up. "Whoever heard of a clothing optional circus? This must be some kind of joke." "Yeah, a pretty fucking weird Joke too." Carmen was quick to add.
"Actually..." Pepper began, her delicate fingers adjusting her glasses as she thought this through "Actually... it makes sense. Isn't there a nudist camp around here somewhere? That would explain why a circus would come all the way out here to do a show. They must cater specifically to a naturist clientele."
Alison's eyes lit up at the idea. It was as if Pepper had just proved conclusively that the Easter Bunny was not only real, but standing outside shitting out golden eggs with her name on them. As Alison began to beg Liz with renewed vigor, a devilish smile came to Veronica's face. Not long ago, Veronica had set her cousin Sara up with a job at the local nudist camp, knowing full well that the whole experience would be incredibly embarrassing for her. She had hoped to pay Sara a visit this weekend to observe her handiwork, rub it in, and maybe even take some photographs that she could use to haunt her cousin for the rest of her life. Veronica couldn't imagine a better place to make mischief for her cousin than the colorful and gaudy atmosphere of the circus, and so she decided without further hesitation to voice her support for Alison's plan. "You know, this party is starting to take a turn for the dull. Maybe Alison's got the right idea."
As Liz looked around the room, she wasn't sure from the looks on the other girl's faces whether or not they would support Veronica's suggestion or not. All eyes were on her. | Members who added to this interactive story also contributed to these: |
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