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** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only **  Winner of "Best Blog of 2011" for "The Quills"  . Previous winner of "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS" Round 1. A big, heartfelt thank-you to all of my fans and supporters!  Welcome to the randomness, silliness, craziness, and all-around tomfoolery â what a great word that isn't used nearly enough â that is my blog. Don't get me wrong, it isn't always silly and crazy. Sometimes it's serious or sad but, more often than not, it's comical. Nonetheless, it is always entertaining. I try to see the fun in life. I'll add to it as much as I can so make sure you check back often.  Feel free to leave a comment or review to let me know you stopped by.  DISCLAIMER: If you are someone who gets offended easily, then you shouldn't go any further. I'm up-front, to-the-point, sarcastic and honest (sometimes brutally so). I tell it like it is, or the way I think it is. If you don't get offended very easily, then you've come to the right blog. All are welcome. The fun is free! My life is an open book blog. Hilarity and chaos ensue... ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
Day 12 Prompt for the "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS" : "I wonder where I could get a white drowf?"Back up prompt for February 12, 2015. What do I do when the proomtz are florked? ((***scratches head***))  Say whaaaaaattttttttt?! What the crap? I think Brother Nature  is speaking Canadien-ese again.   Joel, whatâs a drowf? Is this a typo?  Or is it something like a dwarf? And, what exactly are florked proomtz? OH. MY. GOD! Did SHE WHO WILL NOT BE MENTIONED BY NAME hijack your account and send out those prompts?  Moving on⌠Snow White had seven dwarfs: Doc, Dopey, Bashful, Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, and WhiteyâŚerrrr, Happy. OK, so thatâs not what Joel is talking about. Hmmmmmmm⌠A white dwarf, also called a degenerate dwarf, is a stellar remnant composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. They are very dense; a white dwarfâs mass is comparable to that of the Sun, and its volume is comparable to that of the Earth. Its faint luminosity comes from the emission of stored thermal energy. Maybe Joel is talking about a star? Or, perhaps, heâs combined the two?? Mirror, mirror, on the wall Whoâs the fairest of them all? Itâs Joel and his crazy ass prompts!! Joel, I love ya, buddy. You know itâs all in good fun. Day 13 Prompt for the "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS" : For those of you who are new, the 'Official' rounds of the 30DBC call every Friday, 'Funny Friday' Today we're going to do the same. Yes folks it's time once again to hardy har har and tee hee hee hee, tickle your ribs and make us laugh til we pee, blow milk out your nose, and okay you get my point...It's Funny Friday! FRIDAY THE 13TH (IN 3D) 2015... Write about your job, or your hobby, or another favorite pastime, BUT make up new words to describe what it is you're doing. Challenge your readers to guess what you're talking about in your comments section. If you'd rather - try this little exercise which is sure to be funny. Re-write this well-known verse using nonsensical words. The more outrageous the funnier. (Mary had a Little Lamb) Blank had a blank blank it's blank was blank as blank and everywhere that blank went the blank was blank blank blank fill in the blanks You're welcome to try these both or try any other verse you would like. Have fun with it and make us laugh. There will be two merit badges awarded today - 1 comedy and 1 creativity -winners will be chosen by one of my many secret advisers. Julie had a super date with a guy as cute as a button  and everywhere that Julie went  the guy was sure to follow⌠ You all just sang along, didnât you? I know I changed a few of the non âblankâ words, too. Iâm chalking it up to poetic license. Hopefully Joel wonât mind. My little nursery rhyme about Chris makes him sound a bit like a stalker. Heâs not. I swear. The only one that stalks me is my ex-husband.  **REVISION**  Since some of you have your panties in a bunch over the fact that I didn't rhyme the lines above, I've copy/pasted the rhyming version that I posted in my comments below.  Julie had a super date with a guy that's truly amazing and every time that Julie spoke the guy was sure to be praising... Happy now?  Sheesh, some people have zero tolerance for poetic license.  Dateline  As youâve probably guessed, date #3 with Chris last night went PHENOMENALLY well! Have I mentioned how much I like him? And how much we just click? Itâs amazing. Anyway, I went to his place. He made us a great dinner. He got some major points for that. Itâs the first time a guy has ever cooked for me. He made NY strip steak, baked potatoes, salad and bread. Oh, and we had wine, too, of course. He wouldnât let me help with anything, not even the clean-up. He said the date was all about me and that he just wanted me to relax. After dinner, we watched a movie and a half (I fell asleep LOL). It was justâŚperfect. Iâm gushing, arenât I? Sorry, itâs pretty obnoxious. Iâm getting on my own nerves.  Music, Music, Music  Iâll leave you with a little song about the best day of the week. Happy Friday! Have a super fabulous day & a great weekend, boys and girls!  [Embed For Use By Upgraded+] |
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