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** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only **  Winner of "Best Blog of 2011" for "The Quills"  . Previous winner of "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS" Round 1. A big, heartfelt thank-you to all of my fans and supporters!  Welcome to the randomness, silliness, craziness, and all-around tomfoolery ā what a great word that isn't used nearly enough ā that is my blog. Don't get me wrong, it isn't always silly and crazy. Sometimes it's serious or sad but, more often than not, it's comical. Nonetheless, it is always entertaining. I try to see the fun in life. I'll add to it as much as I can so make sure you check back often.  Feel free to leave a comment or review to let me know you stopped by.  DISCLAIMER: If you are someone who gets offended easily, then you shouldn't go any further. I'm up-front, to-the-point, sarcastic and honest (sometimes brutally so). I tell it like it is, or the way I think it is. If you don't get offended very easily, then you've come to the right blog. All are welcome. The fun is free! My life is an open book blog. Hilarity and chaos ensue... ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
| Day 5 Prompt for the "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS" : Knowing what you now know about 'Deep Thoughts' and 'Fun Facts' Write a few of your own. Write as many as you want, but try to write at least two of each. I'm looking forward to seeing what you all come up with, but no pressure. Deep Thoughts By Jules Deep Thought #1: Itās Thursdayā¦or as I like to call it, Day 4 of the hostage situation. Deep Thought #2: We find so much time looking for beauty that we forget there is beauty all around us. We all want a beautiful home, a nice car, a good looking spouse/significant other, adorable children. Why donāt we simply appreciate what we do have instead of trying to show them off to everyone else as if to prove their worth? Everything you have and everyone you have in your life, you have earned. Just like everyone else. Deep Thought #3: Normal = boring! Weāre all weird in our own way. Thatās what makes each of us uniquely different. Imagine how boring the world would be if we were all the same. We should celebrate each otherās differences, unless those differences make you an asshole.  Deep Thought #4: Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Deep Thought #5: Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? Deep Thought #6: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? [Embed For Use By Upgraded+] For the record, it takes wayyyy more than 3! So, I know those last 3 ādeep thoughtsā are things you have most likely heard before, but I threw them in there for shits and giggles. I wanted to make sure youāre all paying attention.  Moving onā¦Fun Facts by Jules āI like big butts and I cannot lieā¦ā Hahahaha, just kidding! I couldnāt resist. 1. I am the least graceful person in the history ofā¦wellā¦ever.  No, seriously, saying Iām a klutz is an understatement. In fact, one of my best friends nicknamed me Grace (or Gracie) in high school, and it stuck. To this day, he still calls me that sometimes.2. I am a feisty, fiery redhead, and Iām damn proud of it, too. You should be jealous.3. Just like my blog says, "Invalid Item" .  4. I have two tattoos. No, I do not have a tramp stamp. My tattoos are quite tasteful and they are hidden so that no one will see them unless I want them to. 5. I know quite a bit about wine.   In fact, a friend of mine owns a specialty wine boutique and I help him out in the shop sometimes. He usually has me work events and private parties, but every so often, I work an occasional shift. Last night, I worked a Match.com Stir event at the shop. Those things are ALWAYS entertaining, but thatās a story for another day!  6. I really need a 5-second delay like they have on live TV because I have absolutely no filter and, sometimes, my mouth gets me in a lot of trouble.  7. There seems to be a lot of chatter about my return. I think my twin, Norb, has mentioned me in every one of his blog entries this week. Make sure you pay him a visit. His blog, "Still Figurin' Out Who I Think I Am" . Fivesixer   has a lot of great stuff going on. Iāve also been mentioned by Charlie ~  in "Invalid Entry" and by Lyn's a sly fox  in "Moon, Eyes, Grief, Scientist" . My teammates are happy about my return. My opponents on the other team, however, seem to be fearful of the unknown.  Thatās all, folks! Since I made a joke about this song earlier in this entry, how could I not post it? [Embed For Use By Upgraded+] |
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