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Whew! Life! It's time to get down and let her rip! |
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{f:comic} It's time to get SERIOUS. I haven't been writing due to life but I know now if I let life stand in the way of my talent I will loose it. I have to write or read about writing. I have to hand write in journals. I have to be active on this sight. I need to read the literature I want to write! We all have to get with the program or get off the speed boat of life. |
| I am Codependent No More. I will no longer take the crap I’ve taken off of my 35 year old son. Sometimes I think I’m being punished because my family used to make fun of my dear Aunt Essie who support her son until the day she died. Poor Richard look usual and acted the same. This was back in the time when they didn’t have labels on people who were different maybe they shouldn’t now but it would’ve been nice to know what was wrong with him. Aunt Essie was molested by the older son in the family. She’s the only one who brought it out in the open and some of them hated her for it but he molested more than one of the sisters and more illegitimate children came from a good christian family who kept secrets. My son has left out home. Thank God because it’s saving us money. He was shooting drugs and I started a book a while back on writing.com in my port. I should finish it because there is a lot of views and some replies. I discuss how the addiction to items started very young. I am going to start writing more and going to Facebook to see and post all the junk. You can loose your mission in life by staying on Facebook. Being glued to the computer can only reek havoc on your household. You don’t get things done and become and addict yourself but being an addict to writing can only help you in life. Till I come back again. Be Diane (trying to be me) |
| What a beautiful night it is for an outside concert sponsored by the crew on the good ship lollipop. We’ve been having so much fun but this is going to be the night of all nights. The crew planned a benefit concert for the east which was hit with a tropical storm. We’ve got some big names on the line up. Rod Stewart, Bonnie Raitt, Paul McCarney, Julian Lennon is making an appearance, and John Legend. Life can’t get any better than this. I just sit on my quilt outside under the stars letting the music soak in and such peace it makes me feel as if we are in the seventies once again. |
| Oh, no, Captain Hook has shown up right next to the ship. I look our the port hole and to my dismay an honest to God pirate ship. My first instinct was to laugh when I thought of my husband loving that kind of ship he wanted to sell everything we had and live on the river. This ship was different than the “Shelby” ship on the reality show. This one has big holes where the cannon balls come out! Yikes. This will take some fast thinking. I thought about it and knew that during our shower of stars I made contact via my phone in Morse code. Although my husband said, “They have more knowledgeable ways of communicating.” I knew my way would be better than nothing at all. During the day everyone starting partying and drinking with Captain Hook and his buddies. No one really wanted to have anything to do with his one-eyed octopus but other than that the rest of the passengers kind of took a liking to them. Guess they weren’t as familiar with pirates as I was because Alabama had one of their own captured by pirates and Johnny Depp was always trying to fight them in the movies that came out of my strange box at home. Night time arrived it was time to make my move. I took my cell phone out and made signals to the sky. It wasn’t long my saucer made contact. Those pirates didn’t waste time. They ran the crew and guests off their ship and left. Guess they knew I wasn’t crazy because they must’ve seen the Aliens in the past. Hooray, I saved the night! |
| I met a really nice Christian woman, Bonnie. She had the most beautiful black hair, dressed so neat, and such a great Christian woman. I love her because she helped me thought some areas of my life that were breaking down. We spent the dar in quiet mediation walker through the beautiful gardens in the the east side of the island. We will keep in touch after our trip together. We cut our time that day because we both were a little nauseous from the ship. ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
| I met a really nice Christian woman, Bonnie. She had the most beautiful black hair, dressed so neat, and such a great Christian woman. I love her because she helped me thought some areas of my life that were breaking down. We spent the dar in quiet mediation walker through the beautiful gardens in the the east side of the island. We will keep in touch after our trip together. We cut our time that day because we both were a little nauseous from the ship. ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
| I met a really nice Christian woman, Bonnie. She had the most beautiful black hair, dressed so neat, and such a great Christian woman. I love her because she helped me thought some areas of my life that were breaking down. We spent the dar in quiet mediation walker through the beautiful gardens in the the east side of the island. We will keep in touch after our trip together. We cut our time that day because we both were a little nauseous from the ship. ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
| Oh, my the raining of metro showers is such a show on this ship but scary to me because I’ve watched to many Ancient Alien shows. My mind wonders as I look at my small portal window after being on deck. It was then I saw it a glowing in the distance. Not stars I know those ships hide behind those showers of stars. It was a disk I waited for this moment all my life! What a time. I grab my cell phone to make contact. I already got my flashlight out when I first bought it and in its memory I coded morse code. Of course mostly I had phrases of “I love you” and stuff when I first started but thanks be to my higher power who granted me more sense than the average Bear I coded in: “Take me to your leader,” Hey, we have a leader but can’t do anything cause of congress,” and “There’s no intelligence down here, beam me up.” Well, they started signaling me back but guess what, yea, you guessed it, I don’t know morse code. Crap, I had no idea what they were telling me. I didn’t have a choice but to go to the captain maybe he knew morris or morse code. I made it on deck and saw everyone admiring the stars. They didn’t know I had just communicated with friends up in the sky. I went to the captain and said, “Hey, captain, my captain do you know morris code? I’ve made contact with some aliens!” He looked at me from head to toe. "Farris, I’ll tell you something, you caused enough trouble on our last stop at a port. You are not going to get by with this.” I looked up and said to him, “You’ve been talking to the aliens. No one has called me Farris since I was in high school.” I walked away. I knew the captain had his secrets. |
| Home again. The smells just the same. The battery powered, annoying Glad thingy spraying every 30 minutes but no one in sight. I think I’ll just lay down in my own bed and relish on the power home has one me. I realize after being on the ship so long that there is truly no place like home. Although, I was born and reared in Detroit, MI until the day I graduated I have come to love Alabama despite some of the closed minded people. I turn my CD player on and much to my dismay the first sone I hear is from the group Alabama, “My homes in Alabama no matter where I lay my head..." ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
| Julie already became the center of attention will her fake panties making her butt look like the famous people only without implants and her bra--how ridiculous did she look with a push up bra with a turtleneck on. She looked like she had four boobs, two on each side. Forget this I am not going out with that fake slut to play games on our stop at the Bahamas. Who ever heard of having a lottery so everyone on the damn ship would know each other personally. Jill let me be the drawer of the name I would hang out with and when I got Julie’s name I thought of the short story lottery. What a bunch. The head of the cruise ship came up to me and said I was a trouble maker. i replied, “No I’m not but I tell you what you go out with that silly slut. You’ll probably get the cooties.” “Now, Diane that’s no way to make friends.” “I didn’t come to make friends. I made me a nice place in my room and have plenty of food left to have a feast.” “You go out with Julie and dance. When her water bra busts and you’ve got water all over you and you look like you peed on yourself you will think of me. I am telling you I am not going to gamble with a slut. You just go over there and tell her you are taking her place. The boat will be docked. By the time you come back get you the book, “She’s Come Undone.” You’ll see she will latch on you and want to drive the ship she’s that kind.” “OK I will take her and you stay in your room.” I screamed out as I was going to my room, “Don’t fall for her to get in bed cause you’ll know why they call Victoria Secrets a secret. You’ll get the real deal. Julie is so dumb she thinks the boat has breaks. Good luck.” The captain got sick, “Very well, Diane have it your way. What makes you like this anyway?” “I’ve read Codependent No More three times." ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** |
I cannot agree to go to some place that is hot! Going through Menopause would call the other guests to face me and I will initiate something that will cool you off. It’s a roll on gel I get from Amazon. I’ve tried it on my daughter and she claims it is antifreeze so let’s save the group the trouble of going insane and not go where there’s sand and dust. I might kill someone. |
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