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I've just finished reading your short story, "The Not So Calm Before the Storm" , and I'd like to offer the following comments on behalf of "The Rockin' Reviewers" . This is the first of your Orange Creme reviews from "Rach's Chocolate Emporium " .
Please remember these are purely my own opinions, and any advice is given with the sole intention of being helpful.
My first impressions: This story did not go where I thought it would. When I read your brief description, I imagined some kind of conflict between the various bird watchers. Which, I guess there is. But, that's not the heart of this story. This is really about that cat. Oh, that cat! Evil to the core. It sounds kind of psychopathic by the way it charms its owner and terrorizes its guests.
Plot: The group of birdwatchers who are being led by a rather inept guide stumble across a cabin in the woods just as they realise a nasty storm is brewing. Naturally, they let themselves in, believing it to be empty. I love how you show them not getting along with one another. I really thought there would be a fight between them, or something. But then, out of nowhere, the cat attacked Mr. Twitch (which, by the way, is the perfect name for a birdwatcher!). I wonder whether the old lady knows what her cat is like. Maybe, she is some kind of witch. Maybe, she is brewing poisonous tea for her guests. Or, maybe she is just a sweet old lady with an evil cat. This is a good plot. I like the direction you took.
What I really liked: The humour. I laughed at your descriptions of the characters. Especially Mr. Twitch. The sarcastic, snarky-ish tone of the narrator is really entertaining. I love how she doesn't like any of her tour group. She kind of resents them, so her observations are super mean. I also love the moment the cat first launches itself from the rafters: "Suddenly, we heard this screeching sound and saw a flying pile of fur lurching off a ceiling beam, landing right on Mr. Twitch’s neck, forcing his head backward and through the window." Also, the "Fedora-shaped hole" in the window is brilliant! The way the narrator laughs at him is classic. Who wouldn't have laughed at this scene?
Readability/Grammar/Punctuation: I have a couple of suggestions that I have put in this dropnote.
Grammar Suggestions ▼
"This bunch consisted of a very skinny librarian with a terrible nail chewing habit, a man who sweats profusely, wears a fedora hat and is cursed with a nervous head twitch; a slightly chunky, albeit voluptuous woman, married to Mr. Twitch or dating Miss Skinny, I really cannot remember which; and myself, the tour guide du jour." - I copied the whole sentence here because it helps to show what I mean by saying the comma after habit should be a semicolon for clarity. Also, this is quite a long, complex sentence. I would try to break it down a bit to make it clearer.
There are a few places where you mix up your tenses. You start out writing in the past tense but then write, "Alas, the whining of the motley crew should end as soon as we safely hunker down." which is present tense. There are a few other places where this happens, and it pulls the reader out of the narrative for a moment.
Suggestions: In some places, it feels like you could use a little more showing to pull the reader farther into the story. For example, here: "I noticed a lovely window facing the lake." At this point, it would be great to know in what way the window was lovely. Also, a description of the view would have really set the scene. My only other suggestion is to show dialogue between the characters. The narrator tells us what has been said a lot of the time when you could have shown the actual dialogue. It would have made the characters more real.
Final thoughts: This is a really entertaining story that I enjoyed reading. I love your sense of humour. Please take whatever you want from my suggestions and disregard the rest. They are only my opinion.
Keep writing!
Choconut
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