A cute example of how Dad is never cool.
What I Liked
It is a cute story. You tell a tale well, as I've already experienced. I could really see you up there ironing all the clothes with great pride and satisfaction.
Suggestions / Errors
There's a shift in tense occasionally. You start in the past, switch to the present, then back. It can "pop" your reader out of the story. ("Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!)
Also, in the second-from-the-last paragraph, it's not clear that the parting shot is as he gets out of the car (I'm assuming). WHen you start the car, it can be read as if you're leaving the house. I had to reread to get it straight (assuming I did). You may want to clarify that.
I found several mechanical errors. Since you don't say this is a draft, I'm hitting you a little hard for the errors. (It's all subjective, but I'd guess I'm taking a full star for these.)
Dutifully I do as asked
Dutifully, I do as asked
I am amazed at the ease that this fancy non-stick, steam-spitting machine glides over the fabric and slides around the buttons, leaving no tell tale marks, I may add.
Two things. First, this should be broken up. Starting with 'leaving', it should be a new sentenct.
Second, taking out some of the extras, the first sentence is 'I am amazed at the ease that this machine glides.' I'd change 'that' to 'with which'.
I am amazed at the ease with which' this fancy non-stick, steam-spitting machine glides over the fabric and slides around the buttons. Leaving no tell tale marks, I may add.
creases; so sharp
creases, so sharp
(What follows the semi is not a complete sentence.)
Besides, I thought my wife only asked me to get the washing in, what a surprise it is going to be for her to see I have ironed it too.
Two sentences . . .
Besides, I thought my wife only asked me to get the washing in; what a surprise it is going to be for her to see I have ironed it too.
There was no lifeboats
There were no lifeboats
Gallantly I decided that
Gallantly, I decided that
it wouldn’t be wise to iron the bras or the socks, geez the hankies were bad enough, so I sorted the
it wouldn’t be wise to iron the bras or the socks. Geez! the hankies were bad enough. (or "Geez, the hankies were bad enough!) so, I sorted the . . .
I told him I had ironed his work uniform and he as teenagers are, disbelievingly replied. “Oh yeah dad, as if.” Mum wouldn’t let you near the iron.
Not clear on what ":teenagers are" here. I suspect a missing word/phrase. Also, some structural issues . . .
I told him I had ironed his work uniform, and he, as teenagers are likely to do, disbelievingly replied, “Oh yeah, Dad. As if! Mum wouldn’t let you near the iron."
It wasn’t long before the bellow came. Oh Geez Dad what have you done. You’ve ruined my uniform; I can’t go to work dressed in that, they would laugh at me.
Should be quoted and puntuated . . .
It wasn’t long before the bellow came. "Oh, Geez! Dad what have you done? You’ve ruined my uniform. I can’t go to work dressed in that; they would laugh at me."
But you look smart in them I began when he interjected, but dad, "It’s not cool, ya! Got to get modern." Creases like these went out with the ark and I am not walking down the street like this; you will have to drive me to work.
"But, you look smart in them," I began when he interjected, "But Dad, it’s not cool! Ya' got to get modern. Creases like these went out with the ark and I am not walking down the street like this. You will have to drive me to work."
Overall, I really enjoyed the story. I'm a bit hard on the mechanical errors. It's because I hate 'em in my work and hate it more when someone says, "There are some typos," but doesn't tell me where they are. Obviously I've missed them, so I need some help. I point out in the spirit of helping.
Best of luck and Write On!
Jinx
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